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If there's one thing I could never confess /
It's that I can't dance a single step
i have a discord and you can ask for it
facebook bluehairs DNI
It's that I can't dance a single step
i have a discord and you can ask for it
facebook bluehairs DNI
hey fuck u [untwizzles your twizzler]
February 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
hey fuck u [untwizzles your twizzler]
Henry says good morning. Say "gm Henry" or face seven years bad luck
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Henry says good morning. Say "gm Henry" or face seven years bad luck
when England finally collapses into the lowest rent Mad Max possible, can we airlift Adrian Chiles out of there? He is the only good british columnist and his mind must be preserved
February 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
when England finally collapses into the lowest rent Mad Max possible, can we airlift Adrian Chiles out of there? He is the only good british columnist and his mind must be preserved
@isobel.top Nioh 3 has surpassed Nioh 2
February 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
@isobel.top Nioh 3 has surpassed Nioh 2
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Confusion and tedium have beset liberal society, which is listlessly making appeals for reforms while admitting the impracticability of anything even approximating reform.
February 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Confusion and tedium have beset liberal society, which is listlessly making appeals for reforms while admitting the impracticability of anything even approximating reform.
I keep forgetting I have a tin of smoked mussels in my pocket. I've been carrying them for like five hours for no reason
February 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I keep forgetting I have a tin of smoked mussels in my pocket. I've been carrying them for like five hours for no reason
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February 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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i was simply asking about what day/night the convicted pedophile was throwing his wildest party because i wanted to ensure that i would not be there at that time
“What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?” Mr. Musk asked in a email to Mr. Epstein on Nov. 25, 2012. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
Musk and Epstein Exchanged Emails About Visiting One Another, Documents Show
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
i was simply asking about what day/night the convicted pedophile was throwing his wildest party because i wanted to ensure that i would not be there at that time
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losing my mind at this photo, it's literally the 'my t-shirt' meme
February 4, 2026 at 12:52 PM
losing my mind at this photo, it's literally the 'my t-shirt' meme
did you remember to blaze your glory today?
February 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
did you remember to blaze your glory today?
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I'm piecing evidence together
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I'm piecing evidence together
sorry boss I can't make it to our meeting. yeah it's computer issues for sure
February 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
sorry boss I can't make it to our meeting. yeah it's computer issues for sure
watched a youtube video last night ranking tinned fish for some reason and goddamn i could fuck up some sardines rn
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
watched a youtube video last night ranking tinned fish for some reason and goddamn i could fuck up some sardines rn
jeeeesus. from the top rope.
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
jeeeesus. from the top rope.
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asked my boss in a meeting "hey do we have any proof these AI tools are actually increasing productivity" and four people immediately sent messages thanking me for bringing it up
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
asked my boss in a meeting "hey do we have any proof these AI tools are actually increasing productivity" and four people immediately sent messages thanking me for bringing it up
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i've grown out of a lot of picky eating but one thing i don't see myself ever getting over is raw tomatoes. a slice of tomato on a sandwich is so gross
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
i've grown out of a lot of picky eating but one thing i don't see myself ever getting over is raw tomatoes. a slice of tomato on a sandwich is so gross
they should give kevin smith another cartoon
February 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
they should give kevin smith another cartoon
this is true and he's right to say it
It's true. It's all true.
They tried to make us think we were insane and paranoid, but it's all true, and it always was. #illuminati
They tried to make us think we were insane and paranoid, but it's all true, and it always was. #illuminati
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
this is true and he's right to say it
my mom dated easily eight different versions of this exact guy and each one was somehow the stupidest man i'd ever met
Here is Jesus (Jesse) Ochoa
February 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
my mom dated easily eight different versions of this exact guy and each one was somehow the stupidest man i'd ever met
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Someone would like me to stop taking his picture and start getting his belly
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Someone would like me to stop taking his picture and start getting his belly
Someone would like me to stop taking his picture and start getting his belly
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Someone would like me to stop taking his picture and start getting his belly
i've pirated copies of both Fury and Civil War to rewatch whenever i need to see A Specific Scene
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
i've pirated copies of both Fury and Civil War to rewatch whenever i need to see A Specific Scene