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If there's one thing I could never confess /
It's that I can't dance a single step

i have a discord and you can ask for it

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secret to the perfect za: half pepperoni, half anchovy, all spinach. you're welcome
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i own a one handed bong that makes me feel like i'm using a sherlock holmes bubble pipe while i get high

11/10
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
wait, you have to log in to clearsky? time to never check it again
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I thought about making plans but don't know anyone who actually likes hanging out with me so instead i'll be playing video games and drinking alone as God intended
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Oh yeah everyone's attention span is awful. If you put out an extremely complex elaborate barely-tutorialised text-heavy role-playing immersive sim RPG they'll all just go on tiktok. Oh shit everyone played it for two million hours each. Uhhhhhhhhhh
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I genuinely think this would kill me
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
video games are so fuckin stupid man
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
every time i think about having kids i think about them leaving the door open on accident and the animals escaping. i then have a minor anxiety attack until i can distract myself
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
i just finished Tokyo These Days and I only cried two or three times 😤
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i lament the loss of the USSR at least once a day
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
ngl i'd listen to a whole Old Gods of Asgard album
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
what if instead of the Trump Ballroom it's the Trump Ballsroom and you can get your dick sucked by a guy in a red hat for $9.11
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I can tell I'm wasting my life but I don't have any particular goals or dreams or ambitions so like... i dunno. time to exist.
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
whenever someone asks "what superpower would you want" i always say teleportation, but my real answer is Contessa's Path to Victory. maybe one of the coolest powers ever
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
makin' friends
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
prayers out for the ventricular fibrillation
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
🤔
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I am such a Los Campesinos! simp that I'm heavily considering buying the poster for a tour that isn't even coming to this country
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
these emails are so on the nose they almost feel fake
"Subject: Trump"

"Importance: High"

"The allegation was not at a pedophile party. It was at my house with me."
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"stars sam rockwell"

i'll be there with bells on
First trailer for Gore Verbinski's 'Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die' starring Sam Rockwell and Zazie Beetz

It follows a man traveling from the future who tries to save Earth from a rogue AI

In theaters February 13
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
looking up dumbbell exercises to hit areas i've been ignoring and i've come to the horrifying conclusion that i gotta do more farmer's carries
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
EU5 is honestly pretty fun but I can never figure out what to do in the long term. CK3 map painting seems like a bad idea
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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if you liked yakuza 0 pick out any of the bosses in that game and look up the actor they modelled them after and go down and watch as much of their filmography as you can get your hands on and you will have such a good time
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM