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If there's one thing I could never confess /
It's that I can't dance a single step
i have a discord and you can ask for it
facebook bluehairs DNI
It's that I can't dance a single step
i have a discord and you can ask for it
facebook bluehairs DNI
did you remember to blaze your glory today?
February 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
did you remember to blaze your glory today?
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I'm piecing evidence together
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I'm piecing evidence together
sorry boss I can't make it to our meeting. yeah it's computer issues for sure
February 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
sorry boss I can't make it to our meeting. yeah it's computer issues for sure
watched a youtube video last night ranking tinned fish for some reason and goddamn i could fuck up some sardines rn
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
watched a youtube video last night ranking tinned fish for some reason and goddamn i could fuck up some sardines rn
jeeeesus. from the top rope.
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
jeeeesus. from the top rope.
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asked my boss in a meeting "hey do we have any proof these AI tools are actually increasing productivity" and four people immediately sent messages thanking me for bringing it up
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
asked my boss in a meeting "hey do we have any proof these AI tools are actually increasing productivity" and four people immediately sent messages thanking me for bringing it up
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i've grown out of a lot of picky eating but one thing i don't see myself ever getting over is raw tomatoes. a slice of tomato on a sandwich is so gross
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
i've grown out of a lot of picky eating but one thing i don't see myself ever getting over is raw tomatoes. a slice of tomato on a sandwich is so gross
they should give kevin smith another cartoon
February 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
they should give kevin smith another cartoon
this is true and he's right to say it
It's true. It's all true.
They tried to make us think we were insane and paranoid, but it's all true, and it always was. #illuminati
They tried to make us think we were insane and paranoid, but it's all true, and it always was. #illuminati
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
this is true and he's right to say it
my mom dated easily eight different versions of this exact guy and each one was somehow the stupidest man i'd ever met
Here is Jesus (Jesse) Ochoa
February 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
my mom dated easily eight different versions of this exact guy and each one was somehow the stupidest man i'd ever met
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Someone would like me to stop taking his picture and start getting his belly
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Someone would like me to stop taking his picture and start getting his belly
Someone would like me to stop taking his picture and start getting his belly
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Someone would like me to stop taking his picture and start getting his belly
i've pirated copies of both Fury and Civil War to rewatch whenever i need to see A Specific Scene
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
i've pirated copies of both Fury and Civil War to rewatch whenever i need to see A Specific Scene
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"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
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we're being ruled by a dying pedophile with dementia because another pedophile collected all the scientists and nazis he could into one big network and then died, leaving them rudderless
Jeffrey Epstein sent a link to the white nationalist podcast The Right Stuff, whose core hosts played an active role in the 2017 “Unite the Right” rally. He did so in February 2016. Before TRS made national news, really.
Genuinely bizarre.
Genuinely bizarre.
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 AM
we're being ruled by a dying pedophile with dementia because another pedophile collected all the scientists and nazis he could into one big network and then died, leaving them rudderless
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if the communist state of Cuba is finally destroyed by the vile American empire, the world will lose something incalculably beautiful and inspirational: a tiny island nation, 75 miles off the coast of the globe bestriding capitalist colossus that thumbed its nose at the world order for over 60 years
January 30, 2026 at 2:24 PM
if the communist state of Cuba is finally destroyed by the vile American empire, the world will lose something incalculably beautiful and inspirational: a tiny island nation, 75 miles off the coast of the globe bestriding capitalist colossus that thumbed its nose at the world order for over 60 years
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
you know who doesn't show up in the Epstein Files?
that's right, Tom from Myspace
that's right, Tom from Myspace
January 31, 2026 at 1:19 AM
you know who doesn't show up in the Epstein Files?
that's right, Tom from Myspace
that's right, Tom from Myspace
i so desperately want to know what the USSR is up to in For All Mankind. I'm more interested in them than anything happening in the US tbqh
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i so desperately want to know what the USSR is up to in For All Mankind. I'm more interested in them than anything happening in the US tbqh
@ghosthardware05.bsky.social hell yeah
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 PM
@ghosthardware05.bsky.social hell yeah