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If there's one thing I could never confess /
It's that I can't dance a single step

i have a discord and you can ask for it

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if nothing else, it's heartening to see exactly how stupid the enemy is
The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
they gotta get rod dreher on chapo already
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
now that chotiner's finished his KO on semafor, can we get him to tackle bellingcat next
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
someone i follow just reposted a skeet from the worst doctor i've ever had in my life. small world!
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
get that fucking ham out of here. who's ever said "oooh, ham!"

no one, that's who
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sometimes when someone posts a selfie, it's so incongruous with their account that it changes your perception of them. Well that won't happen with me!

I Will Never Post A Selfie: the Tend! guarantee.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
do i want BK or chipotle
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
one of these days i'm gonna finally win a game of Griftlands
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The most powerful weapon in FF12 Zodiac is the Seitengrat. On the deck of the Skyferry, there's an invisible chest with a 1% chance of spawning and a 5% chance of containing Seitengrat but only if you're wearing a specific accessory.

The best way to get it is using the Cure spell to manipulate RNG.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
my bank wants me to refi my house so bad so they can quadruple my interest rates

locked in right before the free money turned off! sucks to suck, JPMC
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
local coffee shop just introduced honey sriracha cream cheese and i could eat this shit with a spoon
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
>writes about AI for the economist

this man cannot tie his shoes without assistance. don't punch down, guys
Archetypal example is “capitalism ground me down so I quit my job and set up a small business so that I’m my own boss”. You didn’t dislike capitalism! You disliked authority!
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
so... the AWS and cloudflare issues were almost certainly caused by AI code, right? god i'm looking to all the refactoring everyone's gonna have to do in like three years
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
the only reason i grew a beard is that i was getting carded for R rated movies at 28
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
i have gotten improbably lucky over and over again for about fifteen years
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i knew mamdani would get captured by the machine but didn't expect it'd be this fast
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Reposted by Tend!
How to tell if you have morphed into a liberal:

- he is playing 4D chess!
- he has to be nice to reactionaries to accomplish his goals
- if you’re so smart why don’t you run a communist and win
- ok well where is the revolution if that’s your strategy
- real socialism will never happen here
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i am the last person to say this but it's fucking bullshit you can't date Malevola
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
the administration being prevented from doing good. somehow.
Update: A halt has been called for the auction of the equipment of Radio Free Asia, which has seen Kari Lake-controlled USAGM stop distribution of it Congressionally approved funds. rasmus.com/auctions/galIdtync...
TV & Radio Network Production Equipment Studios & Newsroom
rasmus.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
what the fuck

golem in dispatch is *yung gravy*? who did bbno$ play
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i know political change is going to require violent struggle but i'm not cut out for all that

it's fine if i get got in the initial riots, i won't be mad
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i quite enjoyed ghost of yotei and it is a 8/10 at best
Ghost of Yotei star Erika Ishii said that her game of the year is Blue Prince, which is nominated for Best Independent Game and Best Debut Independent Game at The Game Awards.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
god, just one guy with a car and a sense of duty
"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
everyone should see this show and no one has
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
this article is updated on quite literally nothing but vibes. there is no factual update
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM