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Lefty London bloke into painting, coffee, photography, trees and buns. “An awkward mix of the very serious and the very silly, but he gives it to you straight” - Stewart Lee. I also make up quotes and can’t see direct messages. #freepalestine
Watching “Misery”. You just know Annie Wilkes would’ve been MAGA
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Charlie: thank you so much! I'm gonna call it Chaz Bucket's Chocolate Fuck Hut

Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
May 5, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Now *this* is a #reallynicefilm (you heard it here 94th). www.imdb.com/title/tt1484...
The Holdovers (2023) ⭐ 7.9 | Comedy, Drama
2h 13m | R
www.imdb.com
January 11, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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Strange isn't it... the people who actually live in London overwhelmingly think it's safe.... almost like everyone else is falling for a lie
I wonder what Londoners know that the rest of the country don’t?
January 11, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Club Tupperwaricana
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Frankly, who can blame it.
The Moon is slowly moving away from Earth. 🌕🧪

It drifts about 3.8 cm (1.5 in) farther each year, roughly the rate your fingernails grow. Earth’s tides transfer energy to the Moon, nudging it into a higher orbit.

The Earth–Moon system is still evolving. 🤯
January 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I’m old enough to remember when Donald Trump vowed to come to the aid of citizens shot for protesting against their government
January 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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To quote David Bowie
'I'm afraid of Americans.'
January 8, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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No more, no more.
January 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Hey, remember that period of time when the most distressing thing in the news was finding out that random objects were secretly cakes? Was it a dog? Nope. Cake. Was it a glass of wine? Nope, cake again. Anyways, that is the level of stress that I would be comfortable returning to. Thank you.
January 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The news has really affected me. I am so utterly sick of America. I wonder if it’s (long beyond) time for a mass boycott of the US as far as is humanly possible. Anyone claiming to be a civilised person can’t just sit around and scroll this madness forever.
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I dunno Rachel, an “island of strangers” maybe?
January 8, 2026 at 8:16 AM
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You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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It’s true that social media ‘isn’t real life’ but it’s also to true that a lot of people are using social media to be who they really are
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Can these so-called superpowers kindly fuck off
January 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
“Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a Gillette Fusion 5 razor lay crossed. ‘The best a man can get,’ Mulligan murmured. ‘Yes, yes, O yes.’”
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 PM
The best headline
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
(As I’ve probably posted before) jumped in the air to check my trousers in a works washroom mirror as I am short and the mirror was high. Washroom had a sloping ceiling so bashed my head on said ceiling.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

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January 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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do you think it is worth pointing out at all what the response would be if a Muslim politician said Allah told them to remove human rights
These monsters will strip you of every last right & claim it's ok cos god told them to
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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My niece in Stonehaven, near Aberdeen, has made a snow dalek that's featured in the Aberdeen Press and Journal. #proudaunt
January 5, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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Me back at work today for the first time in almost 2 weeks with no passwords remembered, no working pens and no cheese for breakfast x
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 AM
These are a magnificent biscuit for a budget supermarket own brand. Ridiculous
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 AM