Ricardo 🇵🇸
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Lefty London bloke into painting, coffee, photography, trees and buns. “An awkward mix of the very serious and the very silly, but he gives it to you straight” - Stewart Lee. I also make up quotes and can’t see direct messages. #freepalestine
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Early stroll. I imagine I am walking vertically, not horizontally. A half-eaten apple next to a fallen leaf. The breeze wrestles with the still air. A man carries a tray of loaves from a van. An empty settee in a bright room.
January 12, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Early stroll. I imagine I am walking vertically, not horizontally. A half-eaten apple next to a fallen leaf. The breeze wrestles with the still air. A man carries a tray of loaves from a van. An empty settee in a bright room.
Watching “Misery”. You just know Annie Wilkes would’ve been MAGA
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Watching “Misery”. You just know Annie Wilkes would’ve been MAGA
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Charlie: thank you so much! I'm gonna call it Chaz Bucket's Chocolate Fuck Hut
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
May 5, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Charlie: thank you so much! I'm gonna call it Chaz Bucket's Chocolate Fuck Hut
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
Now *this* is a #reallynicefilm (you heard it here 94th). www.imdb.com/title/tt1484...
The Holdovers (2023) ⭐ 7.9 | Comedy, Drama
2h 13m | R
www.imdb.com
January 11, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Now *this* is a #reallynicefilm (you heard it here 94th). www.imdb.com/title/tt1484...
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Strange isn't it... the people who actually live in London overwhelmingly think it's safe.... almost like everyone else is falling for a lie
I wonder what Londoners know that the rest of the country don’t?
January 11, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Strange isn't it... the people who actually live in London overwhelmingly think it's safe.... almost like everyone else is falling for a lie
Stewart Lee on fire here www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
Stewart Lee: Nakedly imperialist oil wars just aren’t what they used to be
Call me nostalgic, but didn’t the US used to have a cover story for invading South American countries – or at least have a president who could remember what it was?
www.thenerve.news
January 10, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Stewart Lee on fire here www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
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Frankly, who can blame it.
The Moon is slowly moving away from Earth. 🌕🧪
It drifts about 3.8 cm (1.5 in) farther each year, roughly the rate your fingernails grow. Earth’s tides transfer energy to the Moon, nudging it into a higher orbit.
The Earth–Moon system is still evolving. 🤯
It drifts about 3.8 cm (1.5 in) farther each year, roughly the rate your fingernails grow. Earth’s tides transfer energy to the Moon, nudging it into a higher orbit.
The Earth–Moon system is still evolving. 🤯
January 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Frankly, who can blame it.
I’m old enough to remember when Donald Trump vowed to come to the aid of citizens shot for protesting against their government
January 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I’m old enough to remember when Donald Trump vowed to come to the aid of citizens shot for protesting against their government
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To quote David Bowie
'I'm afraid of Americans.'
'I'm afraid of Americans.'
January 8, 2026 at 8:22 AM
To quote David Bowie
'I'm afraid of Americans.'
'I'm afraid of Americans.'
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No more, no more.
January 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
No more, no more.
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Hey, remember that period of time when the most distressing thing in the news was finding out that random objects were secretly cakes? Was it a dog? Nope. Cake. Was it a glass of wine? Nope, cake again. Anyways, that is the level of stress that I would be comfortable returning to. Thank you.
January 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Hey, remember that period of time when the most distressing thing in the news was finding out that random objects were secretly cakes? Was it a dog? Nope. Cake. Was it a glass of wine? Nope, cake again. Anyways, that is the level of stress that I would be comfortable returning to. Thank you.
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The news has really affected me. I am so utterly sick of America. I wonder if it’s (long beyond) time for a mass boycott of the US as far as is humanly possible. Anyone claiming to be a civilised person can’t just sit around and scroll this madness forever.
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 PM
The news has really affected me. I am so utterly sick of America. I wonder if it’s (long beyond) time for a mass boycott of the US as far as is humanly possible. Anyone claiming to be a civilised person can’t just sit around and scroll this madness forever.
I dunno Rachel, an “island of strangers” maybe?
January 8, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I dunno Rachel, an “island of strangers” maybe?
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You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
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It’s true that social media ‘isn’t real life’ but it’s also to true that a lot of people are using social media to be who they really are
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
It’s true that social media ‘isn’t real life’ but it’s also to true that a lot of people are using social media to be who they really are
Can these so-called superpowers kindly fuck off
January 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Can these so-called superpowers kindly fuck off
“Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a Gillette Fusion 5 razor lay crossed. ‘The best a man can get,’ Mulligan murmured. ‘Yes, yes, O yes.’”
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 PM
“Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a Gillette Fusion 5 razor lay crossed. ‘The best a man can get,’ Mulligan murmured. ‘Yes, yes, O yes.’”
(As I’ve probably posted before) jumped in the air to check my trousers in a works washroom mirror as I am short and the mirror was high. Washroom had a sloping ceiling so bashed my head on said ceiling.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
(As I’ve probably posted before) jumped in the air to check my trousers in a works washroom mirror as I am short and the mirror was high. Washroom had a sloping ceiling so bashed my head on said ceiling.
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do you think it is worth pointing out at all what the response would be if a Muslim politician said Allah told them to remove human rights
These monsters will strip you of every last right & claim it's ok cos god told them to
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
do you think it is worth pointing out at all what the response would be if a Muslim politician said Allah told them to remove human rights
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My niece in Stonehaven, near Aberdeen, has made a snow dalek that's featured in the Aberdeen Press and Journal. #proudaunt
January 5, 2026 at 7:50 AM
My niece in Stonehaven, near Aberdeen, has made a snow dalek that's featured in the Aberdeen Press and Journal. #proudaunt
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Me back at work today for the first time in almost 2 weeks with no passwords remembered, no working pens and no cheese for breakfast x
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Me back at work today for the first time in almost 2 weeks with no passwords remembered, no working pens and no cheese for breakfast x