tommy salami
@thomassalami.bsky.social
Child of the dial-up era.
Lots of pop culture junk.
A bit of a drama queen.
He/him
Lots of pop culture junk.
A bit of a drama queen.
He/him
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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beginning tomorrow, Bluesky can legally kill you on sight if they want for posting badly. I do not consent to Bluesky killing me for my shitty posts. repost to remain exempt for being killed for your trash ass skeets.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
beginning tomorrow, Bluesky can legally kill you on sight if they want for posting badly. I do not consent to Bluesky killing me for my shitty posts. repost to remain exempt for being killed for your trash ass skeets.
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
My evil ex-landlady tried following my on Instagram. Fastest BLOCK I’ve ever done in my life. Fuck off bitch.
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My evil ex-landlady tried following my on Instagram. Fastest BLOCK I’ve ever done in my life. Fuck off bitch.
Wanted to crank one out tonight but the words “trump sucking off clinton” are kind of a boner shrinker in any context :-/
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Wanted to crank one out tonight but the words “trump sucking off clinton” are kind of a boner shrinker in any context :-/
No don’t release the Epstein files id hate for my political hero Bill Clinton to be implicated ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
No don’t release the Epstein files id hate for my political hero Bill Clinton to be implicated ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Nick Offerman is so fucking hot I can’t stand it
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Nick Offerman is so fucking hot I can’t stand it
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A lot of going on so just a reminder: Dick Cheney is dead.
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A lot of going on so just a reminder: Dick Cheney is dead.
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i wonder why that is, ACA Insurance Selector Portal. do you think it could be that health insurance for a family of three costs more than a mortgage and a car loan put together
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i wonder why that is, ACA Insurance Selector Portal. do you think it could be that health insurance for a family of three costs more than a mortgage and a car loan put together
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Ah, off-cycle election night. Time to start obsessively following the returns for a faraway candidate I just learned about an hour ago.
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ah, off-cycle election night. Time to start obsessively following the returns for a faraway candidate I just learned about an hour ago.
Leaving a high school frenemy in my “follow request” limbo until he rescinded all together made me feel pretty powerful ngl
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Leaving a high school frenemy in my “follow request” limbo until he rescinded all together made me feel pretty powerful ngl
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i said what what...... lol!!!
March 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i said what what...... lol!!!
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Legacy sequel called The Hills Had Eyes
They're making a prequel to The Hills Have Eyes called The Hill Has Eye
October 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Legacy sequel called The Hills Had Eyes
I don’t live in Maine so I can’t vote for Platner but I would definitely, definitely smash.
October 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I don’t live in Maine so I can’t vote for Platner but I would definitely, definitely smash.
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America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.
Me when I was 21: WOOHOO Gimme Long Island Ice Teas and trash cans every time I go out!
Me at 35, lying in bed wide awake at 4 AM: Oh fuck I think that was a caffeinated root beer
Me at 35, lying in bed wide awake at 4 AM: Oh fuck I think that was a caffeinated root beer
October 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Me when I was 21: WOOHOO Gimme Long Island Ice Teas and trash cans every time I go out!
Me at 35, lying in bed wide awake at 4 AM: Oh fuck I think that was a caffeinated root beer
Me at 35, lying in bed wide awake at 4 AM: Oh fuck I think that was a caffeinated root beer
Rear-ending the vehicle in front of me as I google “erect penises on film”
September 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Rear-ending the vehicle in front of me as I google “erect penises on film”
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
Oh look the most obvious trajectory imaginable has transpired! Iger is such a little bitch.
So cool how Disney has learned that the best way to atone for performative wokeness is to pay $15M to Tr*** rather than fight out a court case they’d obviously win. Free speech vandals. Great job, Bob Iger.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oh look the most obvious trajectory imaginable has transpired! Iger is such a little bitch.
This vibe is everywhere now it’s mind boggling
“You stopped talking to our abrasive and anti-social mutual friend who’s been radicalized by YouTube? Seems a little excessive.”
— Libertarian friend rich from crypto and mineral rights who doesn’t respond to your texts
— Libertarian friend rich from crypto and mineral rights who doesn’t respond to your texts
September 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This vibe is everywhere now it’s mind boggling
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
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Time to tap the “supply shortages (real or perceived) make reactionaries of us all” sign
it’s kind of annoying how complaining about transplants has become the new hipster xenophobia
August 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Time to tap the “supply shortages (real or perceived) make reactionaries of us all” sign