tommy salami
@thomassalami.bsky.social
Child of the dial-up era.
Lots of pop culture junk.
A bit of a drama queen.
He/him
Lots of pop culture junk.
A bit of a drama queen.
He/him
So funny to me that QT is taking shots at Dano when his Django Unchained cameo is pretty much the worst screen acting I’ve ever seen.
Sure he’s entitled to his opinions as a director of actors, apples and oranges etc. But still, his shit stinks too!
Sure he’s entitled to his opinions as a director of actors, apples and oranges etc. But still, his shit stinks too!
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
So funny to me that QT is taking shots at Dano when his Django Unchained cameo is pretty much the worst screen acting I’ve ever seen.
Sure he’s entitled to his opinions as a director of actors, apples and oranges etc. But still, his shit stinks too!
Sure he’s entitled to his opinions as a director of actors, apples and oranges etc. But still, his shit stinks too!
When I reënter culture with a debút
winnie the pooh wearing a tuxedo and bow tie
ALT: winnie the pooh wearing a tuxedo and bow tie
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When I reënter culture with a debút
I’m thrilled that she’s dining out on Showgirls these days. The people finally get it and she deserves all her flowers!
a woman in a red dress is standing in a dark room .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is standing in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m thrilled that she’s dining out on Showgirls these days. The people finally get it and she deserves all her flowers!
Almost as provocative as Banjo Kazooie’s game over cutscene
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Almost as provocative as Banjo Kazooie’s game over cutscene
I’m just here for the ratio 🖕
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’m just here for the ratio 🖕
Rumor has it the the spinoff/prequel From the World of Kill Bill: Bill Kills is teased in the end credits (Starz original miniseries)
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Rumor has it the the spinoff/prequel From the World of Kill Bill: Bill Kills is teased in the end credits (Starz original miniseries)
Reminds me of some 20/20 piece on Safeway I vaguely remember from like 1996
Employee: we’re supposed to smile and say (smiles) “hi welcome in how can I help you?” But it makes me uncomfortable, it feels like a sex thing.
Voiceover: SEX?!
Employee: we’re supposed to smile and say (smiles) “hi welcome in how can I help you?” But it makes me uncomfortable, it feels like a sex thing.
Voiceover: SEX?!
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Reminds me of some 20/20 piece on Safeway I vaguely remember from like 1996
Employee: we’re supposed to smile and say (smiles) “hi welcome in how can I help you?” But it makes me uncomfortable, it feels like a sex thing.
Voiceover: SEX?!
Employee: we’re supposed to smile and say (smiles) “hi welcome in how can I help you?” But it makes me uncomfortable, it feels like a sex thing.
Voiceover: SEX?!
Oof you’re so f’in sexy 🥵🥵🥵
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Oof you’re so f’in sexy 🥵🥵🥵
Can’t fucking stand ste*kers
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Can’t fucking stand ste*kers
In heavy rotation for me these days. Phenomenal record. Mirrorball is one of the best songs ever about growing up.
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
In heavy rotation for me these days. Phenomenal record. Mirrorball is one of the best songs ever about growing up.
Don’t tell me what to do
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Don’t tell me what to do
Aw man in the moon 🥺
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Aw man in the moon 🥺
LET’S FUUUUUCK!!
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
LET’S FUUUUUCK!!