Justin
@thezombiepumkin.bsky.social
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Patrick Sullivan's the best. Playing this at regionals. Asked during a deck tech why not play something like Energy and says he wants to look at the cards in his hand and like them. Says he didn't play Consign to Memory because he thought it was from Lord of the Rings and didn't want to look at it.
February 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Patrick Sullivan's the best. Playing this at regionals. Asked during a deck tech why not play something like Energy and says he wants to look at the cards in his hand and like them. Says he didn't play Consign to Memory because he thought it was from Lord of the Rings and didn't want to look at it.
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This is a sewing pattern. It is also a page from a late 14th century manuscript that is one of two primary sources for an important Icelandic saga (Sturlunga saga), but that was probably not important to the 17th century person who really needed a sewing pattern.
#upcycling
#upcycling
January 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is a sewing pattern. It is also a page from a late 14th century manuscript that is one of two primary sources for an important Icelandic saga (Sturlunga saga), but that was probably not important to the 17th century person who really needed a sewing pattern.
#upcycling
#upcycling
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Snowmen are proof of the folly of human hubris. We behold a field of perfect fresh-fallen snow, serene and beautiful in its simplicity, and decide "this stuff would look better if it resembled me somewhat.”
January 2, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Snowmen are proof of the folly of human hubris. We behold a field of perfect fresh-fallen snow, serene and beautiful in its simplicity, and decide "this stuff would look better if it resembled me somewhat.”
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We’re shellebrating Kit’s 14th birthday! She was rescued as a 5-week-old pup in Jan 2010 and officially achieved surrogate mom status in 2014. Kit has helped raise 10 wild sea otter pups during her time at the Aquarium. We're otterly thankful for her playful antics and impact on the wild population!
December 1, 2023 at 6:22 PM
We’re shellebrating Kit’s 14th birthday! She was rescued as a 5-week-old pup in Jan 2010 and officially achieved surrogate mom status in 2014. Kit has helped raise 10 wild sea otter pups during her time at the Aquarium. We're otterly thankful for her playful antics and impact on the wild population!
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have fun "fixing" your family's TVs today, I'm the guy who breaks into houses at christmas time and turns that shit back on. get fucked,, asshole!!!!!!
November 23, 2023 at 11:11 PM
have fun "fixing" your family's TVs today, I'm the guy who breaks into houses at christmas time and turns that shit back on. get fucked,, asshole!!!!!!
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Got injured at work and I couldn't find the first aid kit so I had to make do with the second aid kit, which just contained a vial of morphine and a bunch of leeches.
November 7, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Got injured at work and I couldn't find the first aid kit so I had to make do with the second aid kit, which just contained a vial of morphine and a bunch of leeches.
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oh fuck i need to come up with a costume
October 27, 2023 at 8:48 AM
oh fuck i need to come up with a costume
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hi friends, i'm conducting a study on awareness of ongoing sound changes in American English. if you're an English-speaking adult from the US, would you mind taking this survey and/or RTing? thank you!! uwmadison.co1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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October 12, 2023 at 8:03 PM
hi friends, i'm conducting a study on awareness of ongoing sound changes in American English. if you're an English-speaking adult from the US, would you mind taking this survey and/or RTing? thank you!! uwmadison.co1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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guys apparently grad school isn’t famous for being good for your mental health ? shocked and dismayed
October 6, 2023 at 7:23 AM
guys apparently grad school isn’t famous for being good for your mental health ? shocked and dismayed
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alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful
September 15, 2023 at 9:43 PM
alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful
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waiter: Is everything ok here?
me: Is anything ok anywhere?
me: Is anything ok anywhere?
September 18, 2023 at 1:38 AM
waiter: Is everything ok here?
me: Is anything ok anywhere?
me: Is anything ok anywhere?
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Title text: "NASA prefers to say that their rovers are 'looking for signs of past life on Mars' and not 'ghost hunting.'"
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/2828#Transcript
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/2828#Transcript
September 13, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Title text: "NASA prefers to say that their rovers are 'looking for signs of past life on Mars' and not 'ghost hunting.'"
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/2828#Transcript
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/2828#Transcript
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uh yea i’m an astronomer i love studying stars i’ve been making a lot of observations of the ones that appear when i stand up
September 6, 2023 at 1:21 PM
uh yea i’m an astronomer i love studying stars i’ve been making a lot of observations of the ones that appear when i stand up
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Me: what's the soup of the day
Waiter: it's bean
Me: ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
Waiter: it's bean
Me: ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
September 3, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Me: what's the soup of the day
Waiter: it's bean
Me: ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
Waiter: it's bean
Me: ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
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Okay so I think I have our trial strategy. Here it is:
Blame Eric
It’s simple, it’s straightforward, NOBODY likes Eric. The Big Guy doesn’t even like saying his name. And he’s as charming as a rat. One look and the jury will buy he did it all.
Blame Eric
It’s simple, it’s straightforward, NOBODY likes Eric. The Big Guy doesn’t even like saying his name. And he’s as charming as a rat. One look and the jury will buy he did it all.
September 1, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Okay so I think I have our trial strategy. Here it is:
Blame Eric
It’s simple, it’s straightforward, NOBODY likes Eric. The Big Guy doesn’t even like saying his name. And he’s as charming as a rat. One look and the jury will buy he did it all.
Blame Eric
It’s simple, it’s straightforward, NOBODY likes Eric. The Big Guy doesn’t even like saying his name. And he’s as charming as a rat. One look and the jury will buy he did it all.
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i’m on that 9-5 grind 😤😤😫😫 ok well maybe that 9-4. alright if i’m being honest more of an 11-4 haha. and maybe a 12-3 on wednesdays.
September 1, 2023 at 8:23 PM
i’m on that 9-5 grind 😤😤😫😫 ok well maybe that 9-4. alright if i’m being honest more of an 11-4 haha. and maybe a 12-3 on wednesdays.
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Male monkeys have more sex with other males than with females on Cayo Santiago!
With some commentary from me! #Primates 🧪
With some commentary from me! #Primates 🧪
Male Monkeys Have More Sex with Other Males Than with Females in This Well-Studied Group
Does the prevalence of same-sex encounters in a group of Puerto Rican monkeys enhance their ability to pass along their genes?
www.scientificamerican.com
September 1, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Male monkeys have more sex with other males than with females on Cayo Santiago!
With some commentary from me! #Primates 🧪
With some commentary from me! #Primates 🧪
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I'm a geologist and this isn't cute or funny. Rocks only climb trees like this when they're very stressed.
August 30, 2023 at 11:13 PM
I'm a geologist and this isn't cute or funny. Rocks only climb trees like this when they're very stressed.
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You know what doesn't need more cowbell? WACKY EDDIE'S COWBELL EMPORIUM OFF ROUTE 54! WE HAVE LARGE COWBELLS! SMALL COWBELLS! MEDIU
August 30, 2023 at 7:15 PM
You know what doesn't need more cowbell? WACKY EDDIE'S COWBELL EMPORIUM OFF ROUTE 54! WE HAVE LARGE COWBELLS! SMALL COWBELLS! MEDIU
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oh are we anti-ndgt posting? is it that time again? time to post this link www.vice.com/en/article/5... and this link www.nytimes.com/2019/07/26/a... and this link www.latimes.com/opinion/op-e...
It’s Time to Launch Neil deGrasse Tyson Into Deep Space
The acclaimed astrophysicist—and accused rapist, and mass-shooting minimizer, and serial Bad Poster—needs to log off.
www.vice.com
August 30, 2023 at 12:14 AM
oh are we anti-ndgt posting? is it that time again? time to post this link www.vice.com/en/article/5... and this link www.nytimes.com/2019/07/26/a... and this link www.latimes.com/opinion/op-e...