Rudy Giuliani, Defense Lawyer
@rudyatfourseasons.bsky.social
Extraordinary defense attorney and patriot. Survived normal scrutiny. Butt-dialer for justice.
OW fuck
September 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
OW fuck
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July 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Trump’s Press Secretary wants ABC to hold journalist @TerryMoran held accountable for telling the absolute truth about Stephen Miller.
So much for free speech.
So much for free speech.
June 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Trump’s Press Secretary wants ABC to hold journalist @TerryMoran held accountable for telling the absolute truth about Stephen Miller.
So much for free speech.
So much for free speech.
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Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "Obviously, it is not standard to have aircraft collide. I want to be clear on that."
January 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "Obviously, it is not standard to have aircraft collide. I want to be clear on that."
Where is my goddamned cabinet appointment? I destroyed my life to serve Trump and I am EASILY as much as an unqualified freak as any of these people
November 20, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Where is my goddamned cabinet appointment? I destroyed my life to serve Trump and I am EASILY as much as an unqualified freak as any of these people
They can take my watches, they can take my rings, they can take my Mercedes that Lauren Bacal drove, they can take my lawyers, but they can NEVER TAKE MY DIGNITY, as I will explain on Steve Bannon’s podcast
November 16, 2024 at 3:50 PM
They can take my watches, they can take my rings, they can take my Mercedes that Lauren Bacal drove, they can take my lawyers, but they can NEVER TAKE MY DIGNITY, as I will explain on Steve Bannon’s podcast
Resolved: the Original Meaning of the pardons clause is that the President can pardon bankruptcies and defamation judgments
Do you think I can get Jonathan Turley to push this on Fox if I apologize for saying he looks like a desiccated Herman Munster
Do you think I can get Jonathan Turley to push this on Fox if I apologize for saying he looks like a desiccated Herman Munster
November 13, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Resolved: the Original Meaning of the pardons clause is that the President can pardon bankruptcies and defamation judgments
Do you think I can get Jonathan Turley to push this on Fox if I apologize for saying he looks like a desiccated Herman Munster
Do you think I can get Jonathan Turley to push this on Fox if I apologize for saying he looks like a desiccated Herman Munster
Whewwwwww
Finally checked out that 2025 Plan and there’s nothing in there about cousins. Relieved.
Finally checked out that 2025 Plan and there’s nothing in there about cousins. Relieved.
November 11, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Whewwwwww
Finally checked out that 2025 Plan and there’s nothing in there about cousins. Relieved.
Finally checked out that 2025 Plan and there’s nothing in there about cousins. Relieved.
I can’t believe I have to give up my grandfather’s watch. That watch was first purchased by my great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up till then people just 1/45
November 7, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I can’t believe I have to give up my grandfather’s watch. That watch was first purchased by my great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up till then people just 1/45
New York? I have to go to New York? But it’s a total shithole
November 5, 2024 at 10:59 PM
New York? I have to go to New York? But it’s a total shithole
Ugh, have you ever been on a Zoom call where some guy just thinks he’s in charge and can run the meeting?
October 30, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Ugh, have you ever been on a Zoom call where some guy just thinks he’s in charge and can run the meeting?
I HAVE TO GIVE UP MY 1980 MERCEDES? But Lauren Bacall once owned it! Do you know how many interns I have fingered in the back seat of that thing? I once ran over a homeless guy’s leg and the suspension handled it like butter! This SUCKS
October 23, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I HAVE TO GIVE UP MY 1980 MERCEDES? But Lauren Bacall once owned it! Do you know how many interns I have fingered in the back seat of that thing? I once ran over a homeless guy’s leg and the suspension handled it like butter! This SUCKS
Wait, wait wait wait. I got it.
You cannot prosecute a man in more than one jurisdiction for what is basically the same crime.
GENIUS.
You cannot prosecute a man in more than one jurisdiction for what is basically the same crime.
GENIUS.
May 23, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Wait, wait wait wait. I got it.
You cannot prosecute a man in more than one jurisdiction for what is basically the same crime.
GENIUS.
You cannot prosecute a man in more than one jurisdiction for what is basically the same crime.
GENIUS.
What kind of assholes serve a man with a summons on his 80th birthday just because he trolled them a little bit
May 21, 2024 at 12:24 AM
What kind of assholes serve a man with a summons on his 80th birthday just because he trolled them a little bit
ISO ride to Arizona for . . . . a thing. Good companion, chatty, though may want to roll windows down. Please respond.
April 24, 2024 at 11:56 PM
ISO ride to Arizona for . . . . a thing. Good companion, chatty, though may want to roll windows down. Please respond.
The Fifth Amendment protects my right not to list all of my assets in my bankruptcy petition. Alina Habba explained this to me.
December 21, 2023 at 10:45 PM
The Fifth Amendment protects my right not to list all of my assets in my bankruptcy petition. Alina Habba explained this to me.
ANOTHER lawsuit? What about double jeopardy?
December 19, 2023 at 6:46 PM
ANOTHER lawsuit? What about double jeopardy?
OH COME ON
December 15, 2023 at 9:52 PM
OH COME ON
Question: is your attorney supposed to use all of his closing argument to say you’re a senile old asshole?
Thank God I’m not paying this guy
Thank God I’m not paying this guy
December 14, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Question: is your attorney supposed to use all of his closing argument to say you’re a senile old asshole?
Thank God I’m not paying this guy
Thank God I’m not paying this guy
BOOORRRRRRINNNGGGGGG
December 13, 2023 at 9:25 PM
BOOORRRRRRINNNGGGGGG
Okay so it turns out that’s not what “Cyber Monday” means, my apologies to everyone on that joint defense Zoom
November 27, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Okay so it turns out that’s not what “Cyber Monday” means, my apologies to everyone on that joint defense Zoom
Trump has repeatedly and SAVAGELY attacked like TEN judges on social media but if I send just ONE judge a flip-phone foto of my dick it’s all of a sudden a “serious issue”
November 1, 2023 at 9:13 PM
Trump has repeatedly and SAVAGELY attacked like TEN judges on social media but if I send just ONE judge a flip-phone foto of my dick it’s all of a sudden a “serious issue”
I can’t believe the Big Guy forgot to ask for a jury trial. A jury is like TWELVE people you can persuade, influence, and possibly hit on if they’re hot. All you have to do is get ONE and you’re home free and/or in for a fun weekend.
October 2, 2023 at 7:04 PM
I can’t believe the Big Guy forgot to ask for a jury trial. A jury is like TWELVE people you can persuade, influence, and possibly hit on if they’re hot. All you have to do is get ONE and you’re home free and/or in for a fun weekend.
Ok. Wait. Which ones are suing me and which ones are being sued with me and which ones am I suing?
Does someone have an infographic?
Does someone have an infographic?
September 30, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Ok. Wait. Which ones are suing me and which ones are being sued with me and which ones am I suing?
Does someone have an infographic?
Does someone have an infographic?
Okay check this out. I have a great new idea for a defense:
You cannot arrest a lawyer and client for the same crime
You cannot arrest a lawyer and client for the same crime
September 20, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Okay check this out. I have a great new idea for a defense:
You cannot arrest a lawyer and client for the same crime
You cannot arrest a lawyer and client for the same crime