The Spanking Agent He/Him
@thespankingagent.bsky.social
Switch F/M & M/F; contributing author to The Library of Spanking Fiction www.thespankinglibrary.org;
aspiring erudite and wood hairbrush enthusiast. Fan of all 🐈. #LGM
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aspiring erudite and wood hairbrush enthusiast. Fan of all 🐈. #LGM
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I get that other people's sex lives are a fun thing to gossip about but I'm always going to feel uncomfortable watching the masses psychoanalyze and pick apart a stranger's sexual predilections
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I get that other people's sex lives are a fun thing to gossip about but I'm always going to feel uncomfortable watching the masses psychoanalyze and pick apart a stranger's sexual predilections
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Pro Publica: Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
The company is run by the husband of Noem’s chief DHS spokesperson and has personal and business ties to Noem and her aides. DHS invoked the “emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rule...
www.propublica.org
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Pro Publica: Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
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Friends, I ask you for a small favor that will cost you 5 seconds, but will change everything for me and help my Ukrainian handicraft survive💙💛
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November 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Friends, I ask you for a small favor that will cost you 5 seconds, but will change everything for me and help my Ukrainian handicraft survive💙💛
Like this post, share it, leave any comment. If you like something, place an order.
More of my work here:
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#SupportUkraine
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#SupportUkraine
Jucika being cheeky! 🥰🍑
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Jucika being cheeky! 🥰🍑
Jucika has such a cute little spankable bottom! 🥰🍑🏓
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Jucika has such a cute little spankable bottom! 🥰🍑🏓
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Chip in!! runforsomething.net/donate
Every dollar goes to recruiting and supporting more people to run where we need them most.
Every dollar goes to recruiting and supporting more people to run where we need them most.
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Chip in!! runforsomething.net/donate
Every dollar goes to recruiting and supporting more people to run where we need them most.
Every dollar goes to recruiting and supporting more people to run where we need them most.
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If ICE agents begins harassing voters on the way to vote on Tuesday, we need local prosecutors to charge the ICE officers with state law crimes. We need to send a message for 2026 that they will be swiftly arrested.
November 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If ICE agents begins harassing voters on the way to vote on Tuesday, we need local prosecutors to charge the ICE officers with state law crimes. We need to send a message for 2026 that they will be swiftly arrested.
Yes, every time I see this comic strip reposted, I am convinced that Juscika will be getting a spanking from her boss—and I am surprised and disappointed every time that she is not in the final frame. 🤔🍑🏓
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yes, every time I see this comic strip reposted, I am convinced that Juscika will be getting a spanking from her boss—and I am surprised and disappointed every time that she is not in the final frame. 🤔🍑🏓
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I honestly thought her boss was going to give her a spanking in the final frame.🤔😜🍑🏓
September 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I honestly thought her boss was going to give her a spanking in the final frame.🤔😜🍑🏓
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There is a gulf in America. I submit it is the gulf between good and evil, or at least not-evil and evil.
The gulf is not just between people who oppose this and people who are indifferent to it or reluctantly accept it in support of immigration policy or see it as collateral damage.
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The gulf is not just between people who oppose this and people who are indifferent to it or reluctantly accept it in support of immigration policy or see it as collateral damage.
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This raid is disgusting, abominable behavior, traumatizing children and families in their homes.
abc7chicago.com/post/ice-chi...
abc7chicago.com/post/ice-chi...
October 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
There is a gulf in America. I submit it is the gulf between good and evil, or at least not-evil and evil.
The gulf is not just between people who oppose this and people who are indifferent to it or reluctantly accept it in support of immigration policy or see it as collateral damage.
/1
The gulf is not just between people who oppose this and people who are indifferent to it or reluctantly accept it in support of immigration policy or see it as collateral damage.
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'Workslop': AI-Generated Work Content Is Slowing Everything Down https://gizmodo.com/workslop-ai-generated-work-content-is-slowing-everything-down-2000662646
'Workslop': AI-Generated Work Content Is Slowing Everything Down
AI slop has infiltrated the workplace, costing companies time and money.
gizmodo.com
September 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
'Workslop': AI-Generated Work Content Is Slowing Everything Down https://gizmodo.com/workslop-ai-generated-work-content-is-slowing-everything-down-2000662646
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Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us.
We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.
That's the revolution.
We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.
That's the revolution.
September 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us.
We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.
That's the revolution.
We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.
That's the revolution.
Last night, I tried using some misplaced Astroglide, but it lost its glide. I checked the bottle—it was made in 2005. It turns out that expired Astroglide transforms into rubber cement and stops penetration. 😬
September 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Last night, I tried using some misplaced Astroglide, but it lost its glide. I checked the bottle—it was made in 2005. It turns out that expired Astroglide transforms into rubber cement and stops penetration. 😬
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1. Just so we’re clear, this is the clip that got Jimmy Kimmel’s show shelved by ABC.
If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.
If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
1. Just so we’re clear, this is the clip that got Jimmy Kimmel’s show shelved by ABC.
If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.
If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.
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From my colleague: letting the FCC set itself up as some sort of Ministry of Truth would damage the First Amendment.
September 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
From my colleague: letting the FCC set itself up as some sort of Ministry of Truth would damage the First Amendment.
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What the fuck is Liddle'
Trump threatens to withhold federal funding from NY if NYC elects Mamdani. An impeachable offense for any other president in any other era. In this one it’s just another Monday.
September 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What the fuck is Liddle'
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A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class.
This is Kirk's legacy.
You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.
This is Kirk's legacy.
You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.
September 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class.
This is Kirk's legacy.
You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.
This is Kirk's legacy.
You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.
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America runs on slave labour.
Farmers in deep-red Pennsylvania are struggling to find workers. They're pushing lawmakers to move faster on a farm labor solution, even as Trump cracks down on immigration.
“We need people to do the jobs Americans are too spoiled to do," said one farmer and three-time Trump voter.
“We need people to do the jobs Americans are too spoiled to do," said one farmer and three-time Trump voter.
'The whole thing is screwed up': Farmers in deep-red Pennsylvania struggle to find workers
They're pushing lawmakers to move faster on a farm labor solution, even as the president cracks down on immigration.
www.politico.com
September 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
America runs on slave labour.
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In this week’s newsletter I have thoughts on Ezra’s Klein value judgements about the “right way” to do politics.
How to Canonize a White Supremacist
On the brutal murder of Charlie Kirk, the certain blowback, and this country’s raging gun problem.
www.thenation.com
September 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
In this week’s newsletter I have thoughts on Ezra’s Klein value judgements about the “right way” to do politics.
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Transgender people are owed a retraction and apology from @wsj.com. The lie has already become canon to millions and it seems the least they could do.
September 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Transgender people are owed a retraction and apology from @wsj.com. The lie has already become canon to millions and it seems the least they could do.
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The key empty-headed fatuity to the Ezra Klein approach is that if you engage in a pantomime of "debate" by going places and taking questions, you're still "doing politics right" even if you are calling for people to be deported for speech or stoned for being gay. It's civic society cosplay.
“Charlie Kirk hated me, Charlie Kirk said I should be deported from the US – but obviously what happened to him was horrific, and we all condemn it.”
Mehdi Hasan, Zeteo's Editor-in-Chief, on the political violence present in the USA.
#Newsnight
Mehdi Hasan, Zeteo's Editor-in-Chief, on the political violence present in the USA.
#Newsnight
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The key empty-headed fatuity to the Ezra Klein approach is that if you engage in a pantomime of "debate" by going places and taking questions, you're still "doing politics right" even if you are calling for people to be deported for speech or stoned for being gay. It's civic society cosplay.