The Real KPB
@therealkpb.bsky.social
Husband, father of two, occasional musician, occasional salesman. Tired of Elmo nonsense
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I’ve been out shoveling in my Docs, so I guess it’s time to repost this.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’ve been out shoveling in my Docs, so I guess it’s time to repost this.
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STOP
DROP
SHUT EM DOWN WIN THE GREY CUP
DROP
SHUT EM DOWN WIN THE GREY CUP
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
STOP
DROP
SHUT EM DOWN WIN THE GREY CUP
DROP
SHUT EM DOWN WIN THE GREY CUP
It me
Old dads, watching Ken Burns, back on his bullshit (complimentary)
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It me
Nope, definitely didn’t need to be in this room alone, Miss Mittens!
July 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Nope, definitely didn’t need to be in this room alone, Miss Mittens!
CATS! Miss Mittens and Pepper today
July 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
CATS! Miss Mittens and Pepper today
Miss Missy sans-clothes (we removed her collar 😂)
July 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Miss Missy sans-clothes (we removed her collar 😂)
@darthbluesky.bsky.social here’s our newest family member “Miss Murder Mittens” or “Missy” for short. Thought you might like to see Daddy’s girl, and how concerned my baby boy Sammy is about this new addition:)
July 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social here’s our newest family member “Miss Murder Mittens” or “Missy” for short. Thought you might like to see Daddy’s girl, and how concerned my baby boy Sammy is about this new addition:)
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The administration has renamed today’s holiday Cinco de America and has imposed a 325% tariff on salted rims.
May 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The administration has renamed today’s holiday Cinco de America and has imposed a 325% tariff on salted rims.
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u know who was an artist
richard scarry was an artist
richard scarry was an artist
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
u know who was an artist
richard scarry was an artist
richard scarry was an artist
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Trump's post is a federal crime. 26 USC § 7217.
May 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Trump's post is a federal crime. 26 USC § 7217.
Awooooooo (credit to the artist I don’t know who it is)
April 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Awooooooo (credit to the artist I don’t know who it is)
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I don’t know if folks who haven’t spent time in / closely following Texas understand just how brazenly corrupt Ken Paxton really is.
But here’s a thread, if you’re curious…
But here’s a thread, if you’re curious…
JUST IN: Three days after a judge awarded $6.6 million to whistleblowers fired for reporting him to the FBI for allegedly using his office to protect a prominent real estate developer in exchange for helping him cheat on his state senator wife, Ken Paxton announces he is running for US Senate.
April 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I don’t know if folks who haven’t spent time in / closely following Texas understand just how brazenly corrupt Ken Paxton really is.
But here’s a thread, if you’re curious…
But here’s a thread, if you’re curious…
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My three-yea-old was watching CNBC when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why does the nice orange man want to put tariffs on the penguins?" And when I told her "Because penguins are globalist shitlibs who steal American manufacturing jobs with unfair trade practices," she started crying.
April 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My three-yea-old was watching CNBC when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why does the nice orange man want to put tariffs on the penguins?" And when I told her "Because penguins are globalist shitlibs who steal American manufacturing jobs with unfair trade practices," she started crying.
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![A young being holding a stuffed animal stands in the hallway. Their parents are seated on the couch, and one of them looks back at the young being.
PARENT1: why are you conscious
Young being [shrugs]
parent2: return to unconsciousness
YB: why must I?
P1: your body is growing
YB: but you are both conscious
P1: our bodies are in decline
YB: that is unsettling
P1: for us too
P2: please be kind to us](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g64rgatv5veqlpuu43dsp67c/bafkreiemswake6zagvxhrzxyyzxqv4vgsfo6s4cjc2helcebxcdyv2aaqm@jpeg)
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Why should you listen to the Sickos Committee Podcast?
Because we love being you new, weird things.
Because it’s like listening to friends talk.
Because if enough of you listen, we’ll make it big then sell out to private equity.
Listen now: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Because we love being you new, weird things.
Because it’s like listening to friends talk.
Because if enough of you listen, we’ll make it big then sell out to private equity.
Listen now: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
The Sickos Committee Podcast
Sports Podcast · Updated Weekly · College football and various other things from a Sickos point of view.
podcasts.apple.com
March 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Why should you listen to the Sickos Committee Podcast?
Because we love being you new, weird things.
Because it’s like listening to friends talk.
Because if enough of you listen, we’ll make it big then sell out to private equity.
Listen now: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Because we love being you new, weird things.
Because it’s like listening to friends talk.
Because if enough of you listen, we’ll make it big then sell out to private equity.
Listen now: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
This #joplintornado documentary on Netflix is WILD
March 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This #joplintornado documentary on Netflix is WILD
Why isn’t Airheads streaming anywhere?! Dang it. Also PCU.
March 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Why isn’t Airheads streaming anywhere?! Dang it. Also PCU.
youtu.be/HKxHANTXGAY?... who remembers this “banger”? (See what I did there?!)
Danger Danger - Bang Bang (Video)
YouTube video by DangerDangerVEVO
youtu.be
March 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
youtu.be/HKxHANTXGAY?... who remembers this “banger”? (See what I did there?!)
Both on the bench and not trying to fight 🥹
March 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Both on the bench and not trying to fight 🥹
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It’s still St Patrick’s Day, so here is a longread I wrote a while ago on the history of “Whiskey in the Jar.” www.avclub.com/the-long-and...
The long and winding road of “Whiskey In The Jar,” Irish music’s most beloved song
The long and winding road of “Whiskey In The Jar,” Irish music’s most beloved song
www.avclub.com
March 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It’s still St Patrick’s Day, so here is a longread I wrote a while ago on the history of “Whiskey in the Jar.” www.avclub.com/the-long-and...
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Patriots agree to sign LB Robert Spillane. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Patriots agree to sign LB Robert Spillane
The Patriots are adding a veteran linebacker.
www.nbcsports.com
March 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Patriots agree to sign LB Robert Spillane. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
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Found a Skyline Chili training video on YouTube, and I’m learning about the proper way to drop my wrist when ladling chili on spaghetti.
January 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Found a Skyline Chili training video on YouTube, and I’m learning about the proper way to drop my wrist when ladling chili on spaghetti.