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Ryan
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Haven’t seen many athletes comment on the news in Minneapolis outside of Haliburton, but here’s two time All/Pro Broncos guard Quinn Meinerz, who takes the field in an hour:
January 25, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
two of the fanbases I hate the most are going back to the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
the Broncos had a great season and are ahead of schedule, etc etc but losing to the pats at mile high undoes the ONE stat I truly enjoyed and I am still upset about it
January 26, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Patriots fan sitting right next to me at the hotel bar is already shopping for Super Bowl tickets
January 26, 2026 at 1:19 AM
well, fuck
January 26, 2026 at 12:32 AM
The vibes are incredible right now
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Come say hi. I am the cold guy wearing orange and blue.
January 25, 2026 at 7:48 PM
There’s a Broncos game today
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Denver, you’re beautiful.
January 25, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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You could actually structure your moral code around the idea that law enforcement doesn't exist to execute people. You don't have to create perfect victim narratives, you can just refuse to accept that the state gets to kill people.
January 24, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I live in Marie Gluesenkamp Perez’s district. She is one of the 7 Democrats who voted to fund ICE. I hope she’s haunted by thoughts of Renée Good and Alex Pretti for the rest of her wretched life.
January 24, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Your life could end at any time by a masked thug claiming to be a federal agent. Buy the thing. Take the trip.
January 24, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I’m getting on a plane to Denver, Colorado to watch a professional football game live and outside instead of staying home and being warm inside. I am clearly insane.
January 24, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I figure if the Broncos are going to take 10 years in between AFC championships (2005, 2015, 2025…) I better go to one. I’m not getting any younger. I’m old as fuck actually.

All that to say, see you Sunday. Cold be damned.
I will be in the building for the AFC championship no matter what
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Watching one episode of The Pitt is equivalent to attending four years of medical school
January 23, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Sitting here, like a totally normal person, thinking about how the behavior of the president is the same as the Romanovs at the end of the Russian empire. Specifically the whole appointing loyalists who are no good at their jobs thing. (This is a post about the director of the FBI)
January 22, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Every time it doesn’t happen when we think it might happen, it’s like those headlines suggesting we discovered aliens but it’s never aliens
January 21, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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What if he emerged fine and we were all like awwwwww then he tripped and fell down every stair and that's how it happened
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
those of us from old Broncos twitter were pioneers in tracking a plane’s every move in anticipation of news
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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Technically if a heart stops receiving the electrical impulses that cause it to beat, you could call that a “minor electrical issue”.
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
ESPN has a skycast broadcast of the national championship going with only in-stadium noise and a default view behind the QB which is how all broadcasts should be
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
watching the full I have a dream speech and YouTube cut in an add for the Melania movie
January 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Having god’s personal representative as a fan of your professional football team is an unfair advantage
January 19, 2026 at 2:47 AM