The Real KPB
@therealkpb.bsky.social
Husband, father of two, occasional musician, occasional salesman. Tired of Elmo nonsense
Nope, definitely didn’t need to be in this room alone, Miss Mittens!
July 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Nope, definitely didn’t need to be in this room alone, Miss Mittens!
CATS! Miss Mittens and Pepper today
July 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
CATS! Miss Mittens and Pepper today
Miss Missy sans-clothes (we removed her collar 😂)
July 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Miss Missy sans-clothes (we removed her collar 😂)
@darthbluesky.bsky.social here’s our newest family member “Miss Murder Mittens” or “Missy” for short. Thought you might like to see Daddy’s girl, and how concerned my baby boy Sammy is about this new addition:)
July 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social here’s our newest family member “Miss Murder Mittens” or “Missy” for short. Thought you might like to see Daddy’s girl, and how concerned my baby boy Sammy is about this new addition:)
Awooooooo (credit to the artist I don’t know who it is)
April 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Awooooooo (credit to the artist I don’t know who it is)
Both on the bench and not trying to fight 🥹
March 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Both on the bench and not trying to fight 🥹
Keep your fingers crossed for us. Maybelline started having seizures and has been in the ER all night with kidney issues
February 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Keep your fingers crossed for us. Maybelline started having seizures and has been in the ER all night with kidney issues
So much of my camera roll is him falling asleep with his little tongue sticking out a bit 🥹🥹
January 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
So much of my camera roll is him falling asleep with his little tongue sticking out a bit 🥹🥹
All the animals in the house
January 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
All the animals in the house
I want in on the duct cleaning talk 😂
January 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I want in on the duct cleaning talk 😂
“One cat goes one way, and the other cat goes the other way.
One is going East and the other one is going West. So what?!”
One is going East and the other one is going West. So what?!”
November 29, 2024 at 8:17 PM
“One cat goes one way, and the other cat goes the other way.
One is going East and the other one is going West. So what?!”
One is going East and the other one is going West. So what?!”
So much of my camera roll is him with part of his mile long tongue sticking out of his mouth like this 🥹🥹🥹🥹😍
November 28, 2024 at 4:31 AM
So much of my camera roll is him with part of his mile long tongue sticking out of his mouth like this 🥹🥹🥹🥹😍
Mama’s Boy Dash. Out like a light after being outside, probably doing something he shouldn’t
November 26, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Mama’s Boy Dash. Out like a light after being outside, probably doing something he shouldn’t
When you’re not sure if you want to sleep or try to steal a Christmas Tree Cake
November 23, 2024 at 3:30 AM
When you’re not sure if you want to sleep or try to steal a Christmas Tree Cake
Sammy The Toy Aussie, everyone
November 21, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Sammy The Toy Aussie, everyone
We had a Blenheim first, Dash is our second Cav! Also you’re my first reply on this app! Yeah and thank you! Here’s a few pics of Keila, we miss her
November 8, 2024 at 5:19 AM
We had a Blenheim first, Dash is our second Cav! Also you’re my first reply on this app! Yeah and thank you! Here’s a few pics of Keila, we miss her
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I am so glad I found you on this platform! Sammy and Dash and Maybelline and Pepper hope you are doing well!
November 7, 2024 at 5:23 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I am so glad I found you on this platform! Sammy and Dash and Maybelline and Pepper hope you are doing well!