The Spontaneous Prose Store
@theprosestore.bsky.social
Infamous human of letters, all around stand-up guy (he/him)
Zipping up my freezer bags just to seal something
Putting stock in the fridge just to congeal something.
Catching a fish just to reel something
April 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Zipping up my freezer bags just to seal something
My something? Corporate.
February 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
My something? Corporate.
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Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
February 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
Watching lost for the first time. So far my biggest questions are how is everyone keeping hairless and where is everyone getting their tarps?
February 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Watching lost for the first time. So far my biggest questions are how is everyone keeping hairless and where is everyone getting their tarps?
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[walking into a video store in the 90s]
Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?
Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?
January 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
[walking into a video store in the 90s]
Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?
Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?
I feel like Peter Pan rules should apply to Bob Dylan in that he should always be played by a middle aged woman
January 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I feel like Peter Pan rules should apply to Bob Dylan in that he should always be played by a middle aged woman
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A bunch of a-holes at the gym are complaining about us "hogging all the treadmills" and saying our OK Go cover band "shouldn't be allowed to rehearse here."
January 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A bunch of a-holes at the gym are complaining about us "hogging all the treadmills" and saying our OK Go cover band "shouldn't be allowed to rehearse here."
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Only need 20 more responses! Please share!
Do you have ADHD? Does it make it hard for you to feed yourself properly? FILL OUT THIS SURVEY THAT I PLAN TO USE TO MAKE AN ADHD COOKBOOK ONE DAY. (But also, I have ADHD too, so be gentle about the timeline.) #neurodiversity #adhd #foodsky 🧪
docs.google.com/forms/d/1j9R...
docs.google.com/forms/d/1j9R...
ADHD and food survey
I'm creating a resource to help ADHD and potentially other neurodiverse folks better plan their meals. This survey will inform how I go about creating this resource!
You do NOT need to answer every ...
docs.google.com
January 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Only need 20 more responses! Please share!
Inside of you there are 200 cigarettes
inside of you are three weddings and a funeral
Inside of you are 12 Monkeys
January 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Inside of you there are 200 cigarettes
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RULES
I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
m.youtube.com
January 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
RULES
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TIL: in Poland there’s a town that uses eight clams to monitor the purity of the water supply. If the water gets dangerous, the clams close their shells and the water supply shuts off. And after three months the clams are released to the wild and replaced with new clams! kottke.org/24/12/eight-...
Eight Clams Control This Polish City’s Water Supply
In the city of Poznań, Poland, a group of eight clams controls the local water supply through a clever bio-monitoring system:
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kottke.org
December 31, 2024 at 4:47 AM
TIL: in Poland there’s a town that uses eight clams to monitor the purity of the water supply. If the water gets dangerous, the clams close their shells and the water supply shuts off. And after three months the clams are released to the wild and replaced with new clams! kottke.org/24/12/eight-...
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i’m just saying, if you’re on board with clamato, why are you drawing the line at tomato juice? why not clamberry juice cocktail? clamentine oranges? clam brûlée? coward.
December 30, 2024 at 8:15 PM
i’m just saying, if you’re on board with clamato, why are you drawing the line at tomato juice? why not clamberry juice cocktail? clamentine oranges? clam brûlée? coward.
Bottoms (2023)
December 28, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Bottoms (2023)
We used to be a real country
If you ever thought I didn’t save every 80s goth ladies photo i came across to my phone you misjudged me
December 28, 2024 at 9:29 PM
We used to be a real country
How do I mute all sports teams without losing cute animal pics (bears and things of that nature)?
December 27, 2024 at 6:18 PM
How do I mute all sports teams without losing cute animal pics (bears and things of that nature)?
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If you have money for charitable donations this year, please consider the Toronto Harm Reduction Advocacy Collective.
Please share with as many people as you can.
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Please share with as many people as you can.
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Donate to Help support Harm Reduction Advocacy Collective (HRAC), organized by Ruby LaForest
Hello all!
We are a collective of harm reduction workers, Peo… Ruby LaForest needs your support for Help support Harm Reduction Advocacy Collective (HRAC)
www.gofundme.com
December 22, 2024 at 4:44 AM
If you have money for charitable donations this year, please consider the Toronto Harm Reduction Advocacy Collective.
Please share with as many people as you can.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-suppo...
Please share with as many people as you can.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-suppo...
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Ok I’ll bite, who is Jonas Salk?
December 15, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Ok I’ll bite, who is Jonas Salk?
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If I could get even 10 more paying subscribers by the end of the month it would make a huge impact for me!
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December 7, 2024 at 6:57 PM
If I could get even 10 more paying subscribers by the end of the month it would make a huge impact for me!
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
What is your favourite lyric of all time?
December 5, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
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The joy this brings me is irrational and incalculable
Nectar-Eating Wolves May Be Pollinating Flowers
There are fewer than 500 Ethiopian wolves, and they may be the first large carnivore known to act as a pollinator
www.scientificamerican.com
December 3, 2024 at 2:46 PM
The joy this brings me is irrational and incalculable
I used to write poems for strangers. Now I’m an agoraphobe.
November 20, 2024 at 10:06 PM
I used to write poems for strangers. Now I’m an agoraphobe.