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Friendly Neighborhood Galaxy Arm
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Recovering lurker. Extruding intrusive thoughts.
I'm very Swift-ignorant but I just listened to Midnights for the first time and boy this song is cooking with gas
July 13, 2023 at 2:53 AM
My pizza place just rickrolled me. Never change, NYC.
June 19, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Lying in bed remembering compliments people have given me over the years. Nothing like it.
June 3, 2023 at 6:13 AM
In our economy of novelties, the joy of of familiar sensations is underrated. ‘Same old, same old’ isn’t bad by default.
May 27, 2023 at 5:31 AM
Skeeting is high rizz, high reward
May 9, 2023 at 1:09 PM
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"Well, well, what do we have here? A bunch of pathetic GenZ maggots who've never used T9 in their lives! I don't know whether to laugh or cry!"

"Sir, what is T9, sir?"

"What is T9?! What is T9?! Are you kidding me, private?! T9 was before you could lick your screen to type!"
May 9, 2023 at 1:12 AM
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I gotta get this framed.
Let me help blueskyify that for you
May 7, 2023 at 10:08 PM
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NEW ZELDA NEXT WEEK NEW ZELDA NEXT WEEK NEW ZELDA NEXT WEEK
May 6, 2023 at 6:09 PM
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twitter: bluesky is so Weird, absolutely twisted, it’s so terminally online it’ll blow your mind

bluesky:
May 6, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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she ouro on my boros till she ouro on my boros till she ouro on my boros
May 6, 2023 at 4:46 PM
Just got an invite code and suddenly it’s 2006 and everyone’s talking about this email service that gives you a whole gigabyte of storage and counting.
May 6, 2023 at 4:56 AM
I used to be a skeeter like you, then I opened the What’s Hot page and took an ass to the face.
May 6, 2023 at 4:41 AM
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an evil Tom Holland doppelgänger named Bob Netherlands
May 5, 2023 at 7:55 PM
This must be what it feels like to be inside the loop.
May 6, 2023 at 4:29 AM
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It’s Oppin time - J. Robert Oppenheimer
May 5, 2023 at 11:28 PM
What am I going to do with all these nerd points?
May 6, 2023 at 4:05 AM
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The Lord after David played a chord that pleased him
May 4, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Low effort post #3, ain’t no stopping me
April 29, 2023 at 10:41 PM
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grocer: please stop

me: *smashing eggs with fist* none of these are ripe
April 29, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Is this really the second coming of the early internet? During my internet adolescence, all I heard is how amazing forums used to be back in the day.
April 29, 2023 at 10:29 PM
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What did Moses mean in the Bible when he said, "you can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride"
April 29, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Low effort post #2
April 29, 2023 at 9:56 PM
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Or maybe just…biscuits?
April 27, 2023 at 3:30 PM
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"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

~ J.R.R. Tolkien
April 17, 2023 at 10:42 AM
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I absolutely love the "aha moment" happening in real-time when you ask the right questions to students.

It's a very, *very* important part of what I do.
April 17, 2023 at 10:58 AM