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The Devil You Know is an 8-part podcast series from the CBC and Sarah Marshall (host of You’re Wrong About…) about the Satanic Panic. “These thousands of alleged Satanists were nowhere to be found…” [cbc.ca]
The Devil You Know with Sarah Marshall | CBC Podcasts | CBC Listen
In the 1980s and 90s, Satan and his followers were accused of brainwashing children, sacrificing babies, and infiltrating North American society on a massive scale — yet these thousands of alleged Satanists were nowhere to be found. Even so, the narrative became embedded in our cultural memory, warp
www.cbc.ca
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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for the emperor
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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The moo deng fandom is dying. Reskeet if youre a *real* dengist
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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You work here long enough you move past the fear that comes from understanding the frailty of human life and replace it with taking joy in the small things that make life worth living.
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I think our entire Bandcamp catalog is pay what you want but if you reach out to me I’ll definitely send you songs
Once again reminding folks that the ethical replacement to using Spotify isn’t another streaming platform; it’s buying music from artists when you’re in the financial position to do so and pirating them when you’re unable to do so. Or simply ask an artist for the files, like actually.
September 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu

Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
October 1, 2023 at 5:23 PM
I’m still team eyeball.
September 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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this week's (free) post is about the adage "deescalate all conflict that isn't with the enemy" and what it means to be an enemy, and don't worry I manage to reference both Sun Tzu and Tolkien so I've still got it

margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/we-know-wh...
August 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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First look at ‘Fallout’ S2 ☢️

Premiering December 2025
August 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Lil guys
Radenwight illustration done for Draw Steel. Cheeky little rats 🐀
August 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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RFK Jr is doing to the US what he did to Samoa:
“In the small island country of Samoa, lives have been forever altered by an outbreak of the disease in 2019 that caused at least 83 deaths & 1,867 hospitalisations, mostly of babies & young children. Thousands more fell sick” bsky.app/profile/aust...
NEW: The FDA may yank Pfizer's under-5 Covid vaccine this fall. Pfizer has the only pediatric vaccines for all kids over six months, not just those with health conditions. My latest: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Pfizer Covid vaccine for young children may not be renewed by FDA
Email obtained by Guardian says Pfizer was told approval may not be granted, meaning Moderna may have to fill gap
www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Feels like the timeline could use some Branch Manager
July 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Midnight Snack
July 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
July 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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So this phrase “able-bodied” has clearly been on the most recent list of R talking points. It comes from the first round of English labor laws, which were instituted after the Black Death.

A mini medieval story time!
Jim Jordan: "If there's an able-bodied adult out there now who is in our welfare system, guess what -- that person is going to have to work ... that is far from immoral."
July 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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4th of July…
July 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Medieval story time (that is actually about Alligator Alcatraz merch):

Let’s talk about Godwin Sturt and how he merchandized the death of his 12-year-old nephew in 1144.
July 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
If i may put my therapist hat on for a moment:

Modern talk therapy’s theoretical underpinnings essentially contradict conservative beliefs and values.

Also therapy as a concept is incompatible with fascism.

*takes hat off*

Listen to our band or whatever I’m supposed to say
The idea that conservative ideology should be equally represented in everything is ironically a very liberal idea
June 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Tired: “Human bodies are sacred temples because we are made in the image of God.”

Wired: “If we are made in the image of God, then God must be a fucking doofus.”
Honestly, "b'tzelem Elohim" only makes sense to me if G-d is imperfect.
If G-d is perfect, then we're G-d's image in a funhouse mirror.
If G-d is a powerful yet flawed being who tries (and sometimes fials) to do the right thing, then we're G-d's image in a hand mirror, and that feels right to me.
June 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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August 16, 2023 at 8:19 PM
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time for my new favorite tumblr post
June 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM