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Kat
@longwayback.bsky.social
the middle of the venn diagram that is national security issues + geek culture. hellsite veteran. chaotic disaster bisexual. she/her.

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IT IS TIME

[smears mayo on your forehead like Rafiki]

#DukesMayoBowl
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
at one of the bowl games the other day, they started playing the Jeopardy music over the speakers while a play was under review, but just now at the Liberty Bowl *one of the bands* started playing Jeopardy with a play under review and that's fucking dedication right there
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Texas fans watching Oklahoma, A&M, Ohio State, Texas Tech, and Georgia lose
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
the longest one second of our LIVES
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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The Cuckold Bridegroom, by Jan Havicksz, 1670, 📸 by Justin Ford
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
brb, lighting all my prayer candles and burning lane kiffin in effigy during this halftime
January 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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“I just don’t think the Alabamans can do it.” Colonel John Wilder at Chickamauga, 1863 and Coach Curt Cignetti at Pasadena, 2026.
January 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
every fresh Fernando Mendoza story has me chewing drywall. he asked for the names + pics of his future Indiana teammates so he could memorize them before he arrived. he asked the Heisman folks for pics + bios of the past winners so he could memorize them before his visit + the ceremony.
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I would fight any member of the Alabama team, coaching staff, or fanbase behind the nearest Waffle House but goddamn that Million Dollar Band can fucking play
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
SORRY, DOWNSTAIRS, BUT THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD CATCH #RoseBowl
January 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Happy New Year! I finished 65 books in 2025. Give me a number between 1-65 and I'll tell you all about it.
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Let's get romantic, y'all
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
time for the annual tradition of "which channel has the best Rose Parade coverage"
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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I declare the theme of this year to be 2026 - Finish Your WIPs
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM
starting the year as I mean to go on: comfy, lightly buzzed, diamond encrusted
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I needed something to watch after football so I'm finally starting CR campaign 4. hurt me, GM daddy.
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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bye 2025👋
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All I wanted out of today was to see Texas win and Ohio State lose 😭😭😭
a woman in a pink shirt and bow tie says i 'm so used to giving and now i get to receive ..
Alt: A black woman in a pink shirt sobs happily, "I'm so used to giving and now I get to receive"
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
tfw you overpour your drink and then drink it faster to make room for ice

unrelated, i forgot how high the alcohol percentage is in those margaritas in a bottle
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Ohio State going wide left, hopefully a good omen for 2026
January 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Sumerian engineers 2000 years ago
Arch is pretty good
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Ending 2025 with a WIN 🤘
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM