Kat
@longwayback.bsky.social
the middle of the venn diagram that is national security issues + geek culture. hellsite veteran. chaotic disaster bisexual. she/her.
(header image by a softer world)
(header image by a softer world)
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Time to reup the real National Security Strategy:
a man and woman are sitting next to each other in a church .
ALT: a man and woman are sitting next to each other in a church .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Time to reup the real National Security Strategy:
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
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So they either have live, classified feeds in this clown car of a SCIF or they’re just playing make believe.
Several of the photos have Twitter up on a screen in the background but I can’t make out what search term appears
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
So they either have live, classified feeds in this clown car of a SCIF or they’re just playing make believe.
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
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tired: not having an exit strategy
wired: not having an entrance strategy
wired: not having an entrance strategy
Trump just announces the US will be running Venezuela now, until the can do a "safe, proper, and judicious" transfer of power. Announcing an occupation before you've occupied a country is a new one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
tired: not having an exit strategy
wired: not having an entrance strategy
wired: not having an entrance strategy
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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Its so funny when they ask Trump questions about military strategy, like asking the Lucky Charms leprechaun about where the company plans to source its ingredients
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Its so funny when they ask Trump questions about military strategy, like asking the Lucky Charms leprechaun about where the company plans to source its ingredients
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
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I tell myself over and over not to litigate past elections, but I do think I should be allowed one (1) free bitchslap on every “Donald the Dove” person in the United States.
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I tell myself over and over not to litigate past elections, but I do think I should be allowed one (1) free bitchslap on every “Donald the Dove” person in the United States.
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Gianni Infantino is responsible for this. As long as Trump held out hope for the Nobel Prize, he was not going to go to war in Venezuela. But that dang FIFA Peace Price has satiated his appetite for peace, freeing him up for war. I say all of this only 5/6 jokingly.
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Gianni Infantino is responsible for this. As long as Trump held out hope for the Nobel Prize, he was not going to go to war in Venezuela. But that dang FIFA Peace Price has satiated his appetite for peace, freeing him up for war. I say all of this only 5/6 jokingly.
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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I think the key to this version of US imperialism is the interaction of 1 and 2 here
i think that people really underestimate reality that
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I think the key to this version of US imperialism is the interaction of 1 and 2 here
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forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
at one of the bowl games the other day, they started playing the Jeopardy music over the speakers while a play was under review, but just now at the Liberty Bowl *one of the bands* started playing Jeopardy with a play under review and that's fucking dedication right there
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
at one of the bowl games the other day, they started playing the Jeopardy music over the speakers while a play was under review, but just now at the Liberty Bowl *one of the bands* started playing Jeopardy with a play under review and that's fucking dedication right there
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Texas fans watching Oklahoma, A&M, Ohio State, Texas Tech, and Georgia lose
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Texas fans watching Oklahoma, A&M, Ohio State, Texas Tech, and Georgia lose
THREE FOR THREE, BAYBEE!!!
a girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroom
Alt: A Japanese schoolgirl holds up a frog and says "The evil is defeated." The evil in this case is my old nemeses, the Big Red Teams: Ohio State, Alabama, and Georgia.
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
THREE FOR THREE, BAYBEE!!!
the longest one second of our LIVES
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
the longest one second of our LIVES
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The Cuckold Bridegroom, by Jan Havicksz, 1670, 📸 by Justin Ford
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The Cuckold Bridegroom, by Jan Havicksz, 1670, 📸 by Justin Ford
brb, lighting all my prayer candles and burning lane kiffin in effigy during this halftime
January 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
brb, lighting all my prayer candles and burning lane kiffin in effigy during this halftime
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“I just don’t think the Alabamans can do it.” Colonel John Wilder at Chickamauga, 1863 and Coach Curt Cignetti at Pasadena, 2026.
January 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
“I just don’t think the Alabamans can do it.” Colonel John Wilder at Chickamauga, 1863 and Coach Curt Cignetti at Pasadena, 2026.
every fresh Fernando Mendoza story has me chewing drywall. he asked for the names + pics of his future Indiana teammates so he could memorize them before he arrived. he asked the Heisman folks for pics + bios of the past winners so he could memorize them before his visit + the ceremony.
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
every fresh Fernando Mendoza story has me chewing drywall. he asked for the names + pics of his future Indiana teammates so he could memorize them before he arrived. he asked the Heisman folks for pics + bios of the past winners so he could memorize them before his visit + the ceremony.
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
I would fight any member of the Alabama team, coaching staff, or fanbase behind the nearest Waffle House but goddamn that Million Dollar Band can fucking play
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I would fight any member of the Alabama team, coaching staff, or fanbase behind the nearest Waffle House but goddamn that Million Dollar Band can fucking play