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derk
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Mediocre Data Scientist. MSBL World Series Champ. Public Transit Enjoyer. Getting lost in Julio Rodríguez’s eyes. From Soft stan.
I think if an OF were indeed good enough to be named the best defender in the entire NL in two out of three years, then they’d also be good enough to play CF on a regular basis during that time.
Fernando Tatis Jr. wins 2025 NL Platinum Glove Award.
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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In an interview recently, Randy Arozarena said Julio was the worst of the outfielders at their post-game win dance, but then was like, “He has nice eyes, but can’t dance” 😂😂😂
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Me to John Smoltz
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Nothing sums up my dislike of Smoltz more than ignoring the great play by Varsho off the carom to criticize the baserunning only to then criticize Rodriguez for not doing the same thing in the next half inning. Just plainly looking for things to criticize over enjoying the game.
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Tell me you don’t pay attention to other teams without telling me you don’t pay attention to other teams.
October 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I fucking love baseball.
October 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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MARINERS WIN! MARINERS WIN!!!
October 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I’m gonna throw up
October 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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POLANCO THE SKUBAL KILLER
October 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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It’s happened to all of us? Speak for yourself Cris. I have never fumbled the ball in the National Football League.
October 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Proud of my alma mater.
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off
October 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Playoff baseball starts today and I get to wait and see who my team plays I used to dream of times like this
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
🧹🧹🧹
September 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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How do we pay the mariners etsy witch I feel like I owe her money
September 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Gm
August 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It remains incredibly lame that the LLWS still has bracket split between US and international. Aside from the whole issue of transparently stacking the deck, it would be a plainly better experience for kids from Pennsylvania to play Japan or Mexico over South Dakota and Illinois.
August 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Framing is the best part of catching, imo. It’s like getting an assist for a called strike. That’s cool.
August 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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getting excited to watch my team possibly sweep the beloathed houston astros but then remembering i'm a seattle mariners fan
July 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
July 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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If you haven’t already, now is a great time to start not supporting Gavin Newsome for president
July 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Skenes with 10 Ks and 0 runs only to lose 1-0 to the Mariners is a nice little homage to Felix Hernandez 🫡
July 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

It costs a lot less to house people.
Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
thebetter.news
June 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM