mattoak
@mattoak.bsky.social
Sounders, Arsenal, Pinball. Not always in that order. Seattle.
Literally we muted it at the bar. Fuck this shit.
Just a reminder that no one is forcing you to stand during the anthem. People might comment on it being disrespectful but this country started disrespecting us, the citizens a long time ago.
January 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Literally we muted it at the bar. Fuck this shit.
I'm pretty sure I must be missing something but I always check my quarters before playing them in pinball and I think I might have a gem here. Anyone know anything about valuable quarters?
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I'm pretty sure I must be missing something but I always check my quarters before playing them in pinball and I think I might have a gem here. Anyone know anything about valuable quarters?
Took 3 as well now still not hitting my 61 grand champion tho. Pinball pinball pinball.
January 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Took 3 as well now still not hitting my 61 grand champion tho. Pinball pinball pinball.
Had to up that medieval pinball score a little bit. One multi away from realm, I think I can king of the realm under 80m if I do it patiently lol. If I ignore trying for that I can squeeze 100 out of this thing.
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Had to up that medieval pinball score a little bit. One multi away from realm, I think I can king of the realm under 80m if I do it patiently lol. If I ignore trying for that I can squeeze 100 out of this thing.
I'm actually about 50/50 whether this is about oil or them just wanting one big concentration camp to deport people to. 100 percent sucks.
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I'm actually about 50/50 whether this is about oil or them just wanting one big concentration camp to deport people to. 100 percent sucks.
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
Gabriel giveth, Gabriel taketh away or something
My god Arsenal what the hell was that
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Gabriel giveth, Gabriel taketh away or something
My god Arsenal what the hell was that
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
My god Arsenal what the hell was that
They reset the scores at new year so my grand champion is gone but took me one okay for the #1 medieval pinball.
Also met a friendly doggo
Also met a friendly doggo
January 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
They reset the scores at new year so my grand champion is gone but took me one okay for the #1 medieval pinball.
Also met a friendly doggo
Also met a friendly doggo
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Played the local bar 120 dollar per square game so far I'm up 450 always gamble but not on apps do it in real life it's healthier.
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Played the local bar 120 dollar per square game so far I'm up 450 always gamble but not on apps do it in real life it's healthier.
The only football we need let's pinball
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The only football we need let's pinball
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Here are some very real, very gnarly penis injuries suffered by Americans. defector.com/what-horribl...
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Here are some very real, very gnarly penis injuries suffered by Americans. defector.com/what-horribl...
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See, that easy.
Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
January 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
See, that easy.
Happy new year I suck but my shoe game never does
Be True dunk lows happy new year be true
Be True dunk lows happy new year be true
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Happy new year I suck but my shoe game never does
Be True dunk lows happy new year be true
Be True dunk lows happy new year be true
Happy Next Year of the years. Idk man
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Happy Next Year of the years. Idk man
OK so I didn't know a tournament was going on my fault
But this dude was mad that my score was too high and I didn't enter? Can people relax man I don't like owe you something what
But this dude was mad that my score was too high and I didn't enter? Can people relax man I don't like owe you something what
I played medieval madness and replayed it
I then got yelled at for delaying their tournament
I have opinions on this. I don't play tournaments, I don't compete. I play pinball. You got mad my score was too good?
I then got yelled at for delaying their tournament
I have opinions on this. I don't play tournaments, I don't compete. I play pinball. You got mad my score was too good?
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 AM
OK so I didn't know a tournament was going on my fault
But this dude was mad that my score was too high and I didn't enter? Can people relax man I don't like owe you something what
But this dude was mad that my score was too high and I didn't enter? Can people relax man I don't like owe you something what
I played medieval madness and replayed it
I then got yelled at for delaying their tournament
I have opinions on this. I don't play tournaments, I don't compete. I play pinball. You got mad my score was too good?
I then got yelled at for delaying their tournament
I have opinions on this. I don't play tournaments, I don't compete. I play pinball. You got mad my score was too good?
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I played medieval madness and replayed it
I then got yelled at for delaying their tournament
I have opinions on this. I don't play tournaments, I don't compete. I play pinball. You got mad my score was too good?
I then got yelled at for delaying their tournament
I have opinions on this. I don't play tournaments, I don't compete. I play pinball. You got mad my score was too good?
You shopping at my local Fred Meyer or are you scared of zombies
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
You shopping at my local Fred Meyer or are you scared of zombies
Happy new year east coast
Sucks to be you
Lived the time zones and it's the worst
West coast best coast
Etc
Sucks to be you
Lived the time zones and it's the worst
West coast best coast
Etc
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Happy new year east coast
Sucks to be you
Lived the time zones and it's the worst
West coast best coast
Etc
Sucks to be you
Lived the time zones and it's the worst
West coast best coast
Etc
Seattle undefeated I tell ya hahahaha
Clear all week, Seattle always knows to get mega foggy on fireworks days.
January 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Seattle undefeated I tell ya hahahaha
my favorite thing in legend (1985) is tom cruise's commitment to no pants. even when it's freezing and starts to snow, even after he gets fairy armor, he eschews a full pant in favor of his little elf jorts. @mattoak.bsky.social energy.
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM