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i only have so many clicks to give
many problems simple answer is straightforwardly 12 year old brain
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I don’t think I’ll ever get over this.
Border Patrol agent Charles Exum shot Martinez five times and the DOJ apparently can’t prove she did anything criminal, yet Exum will probably never suffer any consequences.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
lol he did the meme!
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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the Harvard Crimson called Epstein a “child sex offender” while the Chronicle of Higher Ed called him a “disgraced financier” and that pretty much sums up where we are with higher ed journalism
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Apparently RFK Jr. promised Senator Bill Cassidy that he wouldn’t remove the statement

“Vaccines do not cause autism” from the CDC website.

So what RFK Jr. did instead is spit in his face by leaving the statement there and adding this:
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i wonder how many emails there are between tate and larry summers
Interviews and records show the White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation.

The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol this is so much work to be a conservative influencer. all she had to do was swim poorly near a trans person and cry, and she would’ve been set for life. their standards of “victimization” are not that high
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
this is extremely beautiful, but all the comments are from perverts because we gave this planet an unfortunate name
Clearest image ever captured of Uranus

NASA ✨️
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i know it’s controversial to say so, but it is bad for pregnant women to die
A heartwrenching story of a woman’s 14-year-old son performing CPR as she died at home after being denied an abortion.

Abortion bans kill. Tierra Walker should have been offered full reproductive care. JJ should still have his mother.
www.propublica.org/article/texa...
“Ticking Time Bomb”: A Pregnant Mother Kept Getting Sicker. She Died After She Couldn’t Get an Abortion in Texas.
Walker is one of several women ProPublica found with underlying health conditions who died when they couldn’t access abortions.
www.propublica.org
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
is larry summers really too big to fail, wtf
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
if trump was competent enough to do so, he would’ve done this to multiple people.

anytime he hasn’t done something cartoonishly evil, it’s because he’s literally too dumb to know how.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Only a couple of major news outlets (CNN, USA) are covering this at all. You would think if the goal was clicks and views, this would be all over the media. If clicks are not the goal, it makes you think about: what is?
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
no gods, no masters, no favs
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
she’s absolutely right, but fuck every one of these orgs that are making us fight them on this, rather than focusing on our real fights.

we don’t have time for this harvard, CAP. people are dying
Elizabeth Warren called on Harvard to cut ties with Larry Summers after he featured prominently in the latest Jeffrey Epstein emails
Elizabeth Warren Calls For Harvard To Cut Ties With Larry Summers
The former Harvard president "cannot be trusted" with students, she warned.
www.huffpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i’m so glad i don’t live in a state named ass
This is one that I played with for fun (I’m not a real cartographer) mapping out the boundaries of the states proposed in Jefferson’s Land Ordinance of 1784
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
has harvard not fired Summers from teaching yet??

I don’t think CAP has fired him either
Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Wait, how is it possible the denial is “it wasn’t clinton” vs “it was a joke”???
incredibly funny bit here: "for the avoidance of doubt, the 'bubba' referenced as getting the best dome of his life from trump is not bill clinton. no I will not be saying who it was or explaining the context of the joke about trump sucking this guy off. no further comments now or ever, thank you"
Jeffrey Epstein’s brother says the ‘Bubba’ mentioned in Trump oral sex email is not Bill Clinton
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Not to get all Sun Tzu on it, but when the enemy is weak and divided amongst itself, you do not relieve the enemy by allowing their partisans into your camp. You drive them closer together, force them into tighter company, and intensify their conflict.
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Who knew "the pee tape is real" would end up being the moderate position?
Didn’t think much of the rumors until they started doing damage control
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
lol what is there to review, why is it so hard to move on from this scumbag
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i shared his shocking arrest photo yesterday, but you should hear from him directly
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM