Thembo Supreme
@thembo-supreme.bsky.social
Queer poet in their 20s just kinda doing whatever
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Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
March 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
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COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
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@christophernolan.bsky.social Hello sir. I am jacking off to Batman Begins.
September 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
@christophernolan.bsky.social Hello sir. I am jacking off to Batman Begins.
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>be me
>match with hot girl on tinder
>says she’s not sebulba when i ask if she’s sebulba because legally she’d have to tell me if she was sebulba if she was sebulba
>meet irl
>sebulba
>match with hot girl on tinder
>says she’s not sebulba when i ask if she’s sebulba because legally she’d have to tell me if she was sebulba if she was sebulba
>meet irl
>sebulba
August 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
>be me
>match with hot girl on tinder
>says she’s not sebulba when i ask if she’s sebulba because legally she’d have to tell me if she was sebulba if she was sebulba
>meet irl
>sebulba
>match with hot girl on tinder
>says she’s not sebulba when i ask if she’s sebulba because legally she’d have to tell me if she was sebulba if she was sebulba
>meet irl
>sebulba
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LADS THIS MEANS SOMETHING ELSE
CHRISSAKES CHECK THINGS FIRST
CHRISSAKES CHECK THINGS FIRST
July 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
LADS THIS MEANS SOMETHING ELSE
CHRISSAKES CHECK THINGS FIRST
CHRISSAKES CHECK THINGS FIRST
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Google searches for VPN after the UK government's online censorship bill comes into effect.
July 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Google searches for VPN after the UK government's online censorship bill comes into effect.
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a netflix stand up special called I'm Sorry If You're Offended, It Was Supposed To Make You Laugh, Argh Jesus I've Really Fucked Up, Haven't I?
February 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
a netflix stand up special called I'm Sorry If You're Offended, It Was Supposed To Make You Laugh, Argh Jesus I've Really Fucked Up, Haven't I?
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Slow and steady wins the race
January 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Slow and steady wins the race
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elon pretending to be dittman would make him the most pathetic idiot in the world, stealing the crown from the current world record holder, elon not pretending to be dittman
January 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
elon pretending to be dittman would make him the most pathetic idiot in the world, stealing the crown from the current world record holder, elon not pretending to be dittman
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the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough
December 18, 2024 at 8:56 PM
the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough
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incredible stuff that the first time ive seen news that there was going to be a trans character in a pixar show is when they make an announcement saying that said trans character is no longer gonna be in it
Pixar has removed a transgender character’s storyline from their new series #WinOrLose
A Disney rep says, “When it comes to animated content for a younger audience, we recognize that many parents would prefer to discuss certain subjects with their children on their own terms and timeline”
A Disney rep says, “When it comes to animated content for a younger audience, we recognize that many parents would prefer to discuss certain subjects with their children on their own terms and timeline”
December 18, 2024 at 4:30 AM
incredible stuff that the first time ive seen news that there was going to be a trans character in a pixar show is when they make an announcement saying that said trans character is no longer gonna be in it
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time to rate some sums of money
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
December 13, 2024 at 2:28 AM
time to rate some sums of money
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
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well the reeing wokies are happy. i just watched cookie monster make zucchini noodles. buddy we already got a flying spaghetti monster and you aint him. stay in your lane
December 13, 2024 at 2:13 PM
well the reeing wokies are happy. i just watched cookie monster make zucchini noodles. buddy we already got a flying spaghetti monster and you aint him. stay in your lane
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Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
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theonion.com/years-of-inb...
December 12, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
theonion.com/years-of-inb...
theonion.com/years-of-inb...
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‘Hollywood is just content now!’ Well then watch non-English-language stuff. Watch independent films. Watch stuff made for $10m max. Watch shorts. Watch guerrilla documentaries. Watch experimental filmmaking. Watch kooky animations. It’s still film if it wasn’t made in California for $100m.
December 11, 2024 at 4:19 PM
‘Hollywood is just content now!’ Well then watch non-English-language stuff. Watch independent films. Watch stuff made for $10m max. Watch shorts. Watch guerrilla documentaries. Watch experimental filmmaking. Watch kooky animations. It’s still film if it wasn’t made in California for $100m.
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some people say that French is the language of love and they are incorrect! it is fingering
December 10, 2024 at 4:23 PM
some people say that French is the language of love and they are incorrect! it is fingering
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Scientists now believe that many dinosaurs were losers
November 27, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Scientists now believe that many dinosaurs were losers
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writing my EOY list is going great
November 28, 2024 at 7:22 AM
writing my EOY list is going great