Kaycee Jarrard, Local Scrooge
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Kaycee Jarrard, Local Scrooge
@thekacer.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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'Do it?' Dot, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.
January 7, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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“I need 185,000 kids to die every year so 27 other kids get less excited about trains.” - RFK Jr between mouthfuls of raw yak meat
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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So for months they have tried to blame the entire fentanyl crisis on Venezuela and the indictment only mentions cocaine, which they pardoned a different guy for weeks ago
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
First theatergoing experience of 2026, in 35mm no less
January 3, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
January 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Bernie Sanders only has one inauguration look (this is today at the Mamdani inauguration)
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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They've started replacing the "welcome to the borough" signs so they say Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani instead of Mayor Adams.
December 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Just gonna leave this here as a tribute for 2026…
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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MTA Admits To Fabricating Large Parts Of Subway Map https://theonion.com/mta-admits-to-fabricating-large-parts-of-subway-map/
December 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Mark Wahlberg has got to be SEETHING at how badly he got out-Catholic-ed by “Wake Up Dead Man.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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One of the things I was most glad to talk with Rian Johnson about was working with his cinematographer Steve Yedlin (he also shouted out his production designer Rick Heinrichs) on these remarkable sequences 📽️

Read the full @ebertvoices.bsky.social interview here: www.rogerebert.com/interviews/c...
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, crawled through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just don't want to. 500 yards. That's the length of five football fields. Just shy of half a mile.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, am become Death, destroyer of worlds.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, walked 47 miles of barbwire
Used a cobra snake for a necktie
Got a brand new house on the roadside
Made from rattlesnake hide
December 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The headline feels like they think she should have taken them with her like a pharaoh…
“Leaving behind over 3 million followers” is a crazy thing to write lol
December 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The cities are bad but the rivers and mountains. I can't stop looking at it
Google Gemini Pro: please generate a map of the western united states showing cities of over 250K population
December 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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It's that time again.
December 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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A Christmas Carol (1951)
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (1975)
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM