The Jack Of Apples
@thejackofapples.bsky.social
Gambler, dancer, storyteller. (He/They)
I'm going to start using the label pro poker player.
When I lived in Biloxi, I played 518 total hours for a profit of $4,872 with $1,390 of that being food comps since the comp rate was $3/hr.
When I lived in Biloxi, I played 518 total hours for a profit of $4,872 with $1,390 of that being food comps since the comp rate was $3/hr.
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'm going to start using the label pro poker player.
When I lived in Biloxi, I played 518 total hours for a profit of $4,872 with $1,390 of that being food comps since the comp rate was $3/hr.
When I lived in Biloxi, I played 518 total hours for a profit of $4,872 with $1,390 of that being food comps since the comp rate was $3/hr.
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Video evidence shows that the ambushed Venezuelan boaters had several minutes to connect to the internet, purchase $TRUMP crypto, and post their receipt on Truth Social before the second strike. They chose their own fate.
by Benny Johnson
by Benny Johnson
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Video evidence shows that the ambushed Venezuelan boaters had several minutes to connect to the internet, purchase $TRUMP crypto, and post their receipt on Truth Social before the second strike. They chose their own fate.
by Benny Johnson
by Benny Johnson
You all behaved very well at school this week so come get your cute Saturday afternoon snail snack.
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You all behaved very well at school this week so come get your cute Saturday afternoon snail snack.
I'm really sorry I wished on that monkey's paw for gambling to be more available to me.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm really sorry I wished on that monkey's paw for gambling to be more available to me.
Last night during the New York/New England Monday Night Football game, the Giant's kicker missed a field goal in an embarassing way. It was truly Charlie Brown levels of nonsense.
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Last night during the New York/New England Monday Night Football game, the Giant's kicker missed a field goal in an embarassing way. It was truly Charlie Brown levels of nonsense.
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
Never, before Texas, have I seen poker rooms playing sermons, but now I've seen it twice down here.
#poker
#WhatWouldJesusBet
#poker
#WhatWouldJesusBet
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Never, before Texas, have I seen poker rooms playing sermons, but now I've seen it twice down here.
#poker
#WhatWouldJesusBet
#poker
#WhatWouldJesusBet
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If you punt from the opposing team's side of the field on fourth and short and give up the punt yardage after one play you should be forced to apologize
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you punt from the opposing team's side of the field on fourth and short and give up the punt yardage after one play you should be forced to apologize
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“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
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Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
I was extremely compelled by the idea that I could be good enough at math that other people would just give me money.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I was extremely compelled by the idea that I could be good enough at math that other people would just give me money.
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Yeah, I dunno how these doinks think 'classifications' work, but they don't un-ring the bell.
You can't just decree ☢️ no longer means "radioactive" and expect those barrels to contain delicious pudding.
You can't just decree ☢️ no longer means "radioactive" and expect those barrels to contain delicious pudding.
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yeah, I dunno how these doinks think 'classifications' work, but they don't un-ring the bell.
You can't just decree ☢️ no longer means "radioactive" and expect those barrels to contain delicious pudding.
You can't just decree ☢️ no longer means "radioactive" and expect those barrels to contain delicious pudding.
The CDC website has been updated to say that "'Vaccines do not cause autism' is not an evidence-based claim" and then it gives some citations for that.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The CDC website has been updated to say that "'Vaccines do not cause autism' is not an evidence-based claim" and then it gives some citations for that.
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"I asked Grok, and..."
Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"I asked Grok, and..."
Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
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"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too
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QAnon: The powerful pedophiles have invented elaborate codes to secretly discuss their crimes that require decades of interpretation
Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again
Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
QAnon: The powerful pedophiles have invented elaborate codes to secretly discuss their crimes that require decades of interpretation
Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again
Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Turns out poker is easy when you get good cards and they hold up against a table that isn't aware folding is an option.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Turns out poker is easy when you get good cards and they hold up against a table that isn't aware folding is an option.
My armies on parade entry won bronze! I'm pleased other people liked my Foxy take on the Gloomspite Gitmob.
#warhammercommunity
#minipainting
#ageofsigmar
#armiesonparade
#warhammercommunity
#minipainting
#ageofsigmar
#armiesonparade
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My armies on parade entry won bronze! I'm pleased other people liked my Foxy take on the Gloomspite Gitmob.
#warhammercommunity
#minipainting
#ageofsigmar
#armiesonparade
#warhammercommunity
#minipainting
#ageofsigmar
#armiesonparade
I met a real flat earther at the poker tables yesterday.
They used the phrase "beyond the ice wall". They also explained that humanity actually started in America but "They" switched the names of the continents around. It had something to do with trying to deny biblical prophecy.
Also they won...
They used the phrase "beyond the ice wall". They also explained that humanity actually started in America but "They" switched the names of the continents around. It had something to do with trying to deny biblical prophecy.
Also they won...
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I met a real flat earther at the poker tables yesterday.
They used the phrase "beyond the ice wall". They also explained that humanity actually started in America but "They" switched the names of the continents around. It had something to do with trying to deny biblical prophecy.
Also they won...
They used the phrase "beyond the ice wall". They also explained that humanity actually started in America but "They" switched the names of the continents around. It had something to do with trying to deny biblical prophecy.
Also they won...
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Good luck to everyone who is campaigning on their belief that a better world is possible! Jeers to all candidates promising orderly management of the decline!
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Good luck to everyone who is campaigning on their belief that a better world is possible! Jeers to all candidates promising orderly management of the decline!
I'm not a big 'omens and portents from the universe' kind of guy, but Dick Cheney dying on election day does have a 'Nature is Healing' vibe to it.
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I'm not a big 'omens and portents from the universe' kind of guy, but Dick Cheney dying on election day does have a 'Nature is Healing' vibe to it.
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Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight
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democrats preserving the fillibuster just for trump to direct republicans to get rid of it was for nothing. democrats should have done this day one in the biden administration but their biggest downfall was assuming that political “norms” were restored after biden won
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
democrats preserving the fillibuster just for trump to direct republicans to get rid of it was for nothing. democrats should have done this day one in the biden administration but their biggest downfall was assuming that political “norms” were restored after biden won