The Jack Of Apples
thejackofapples.bsky.social
The Jack Of Apples
@thejackofapples.bsky.social
Gambler, dancer, storyteller. (He/They)
I've been some amount of regularly profitable for 15 years now and my winrate continues to increase with experience, study, and the absolutely horrendous player pool in this state.

#poker
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I don't have a good explanation for why the label feels intimidating, but I don't know what else I'd need to do to prove to myself that I deserve it. So thank you Texas for once again demonstrating that I'm not just a big fish in a small pond.
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Since living in Texas, I've played 143 hours and just passed the Biloxi total. Of my $4,876 I've made here, less than $100 is food comps since the comp rate here is $1/hr.
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I remember the whole fight 20 years ago about whether a group of Muslims were allowed to build a community center that had a mosque in it. Conservatives were claiming it was "too close" to Ground Zero. Hearing that get hashed out was a nightmare.
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We drastically need a full conference realignment and reset but it would be nearly impossible with all the historical baggage. Dropping the FBS to 4 16 team conferences has been my pitch for a decade.
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The speed at which everyone now just assumes that any specific action is a conspiracy/scam/rigged doesn't feel long term sustainable for us as a society.
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sports blunders are a great source of comedy and discussion, but the comment sections I read about this specific blooper had something new that's been popping up this season. "Someone should check Koo(the kicker in question)'s Fanduel(the betting app partnered with ESPN) account"
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
These people are bone-headed fuckwits whose dreams should be haunted by the sounds of infants struggling to breathe as they suffer from Whooping Cough.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If you disagree with, well MTG just found out that there is no level of public ass kissing you can have done previously that will save you once you have commited the sin of disagreement.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It is such a perfect crystallization of modern Conservative thought. There are no experts. There are only people who agree with them or disagree with them. If you agree, you are obviously correct regardless of any formal education or experience you have on the matter.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It isn't a survey of doctors, nurses, geneticists, psychologists, children's behavioral experts, or literally any type of healthcare professional or even scientist. It is a survey of parents of children with autism.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The first citation is a survey. It's a survey of only 150 people, but I'm not here to harp on the ridiculous sample size needed to earn the first citation slot on the fucking CDC website. The survey asks the participants if they think there is a link between vaccines and autism.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM