Gross Ray
@theheywho.bsky.social
I am all that was promised especially disappointment.
Let me be very clear: if you have power and influence and you aren't using it to scream for a cease-fire? You're garbage without the fancy French pronunciation.
October 25, 2023 at 11:12 AM
Let me be very clear: if you have power and influence and you aren't using it to scream for a cease-fire? You're garbage without the fancy French pronunciation.
Oh, you're shocked that your favourite celebrity has an absolute trash take on Gaza? Yes, I see, I too would expect better from people who continued to work with known predators. Wait, what?
October 25, 2023 at 10:54 AM
Oh, you're shocked that your favourite celebrity has an absolute trash take on Gaza? Yes, I see, I too would expect better from people who continued to work with known predators. Wait, what?
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Cheetos: We will pay you money if you work our product into your social media content.
Me: *posts a video where I shit into a bag of Cheetos and then smash the bag with a sledgehammer*
Cheetos: WTF?
Me: WHERE IS MY CHECK, SHITBIRDS
Me: *posts a video where I shit into a bag of Cheetos and then smash the bag with a sledgehammer*
Cheetos: WTF?
Me: WHERE IS MY CHECK, SHITBIRDS
October 23, 2023 at 6:11 PM
Cheetos: We will pay you money if you work our product into your social media content.
Me: *posts a video where I shit into a bag of Cheetos and then smash the bag with a sledgehammer*
Cheetos: WTF?
Me: WHERE IS MY CHECK, SHITBIRDS
Me: *posts a video where I shit into a bag of Cheetos and then smash the bag with a sledgehammer*
Cheetos: WTF?
Me: WHERE IS MY CHECK, SHITBIRDS
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Eat so much white cheddar powder you shit ghosts.
October 23, 2023 at 6:14 PM
Eat so much white cheddar powder you shit ghosts.
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The chickens have come home to roost. The people have come home to man.
October 23, 2023 at 2:12 PM
The chickens have come home to roost. The people have come home to man.
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When I die put my ashes in an hourglass as a reminder to my grandchildren that their eggs are done
October 23, 2023 at 2:34 PM
When I die put my ashes in an hourglass as a reminder to my grandchildren that their eggs are done
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Just ran out of saran wrap so now I must find another way to suffocate myself
October 3, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Just ran out of saran wrap so now I must find another way to suffocate myself
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Find someone who loves you as much as the Democratic Party loves pretending that what’s going on in Gaza isn’t genocide.
October 23, 2023 at 10:48 AM
Find someone who loves you as much as the Democratic Party loves pretending that what’s going on in Gaza isn’t genocide.
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Me: Do that thing I like.
Her: *hits me in the face with a shovel
Her: *hits me in the face with a shovel
October 23, 2023 at 7:41 AM
Me: Do that thing I like.
Her: *hits me in the face with a shovel
Her: *hits me in the face with a shovel
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I bet if you told Elon Musk 'God spelled backward is Dog' it would blow his mind so hard he'd go into a fugue state for at least six hours
October 23, 2023 at 8:38 AM
I bet if you told Elon Musk 'God spelled backward is Dog' it would blow his mind so hard he'd go into a fugue state for at least six hours
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The trick to becoming obscenely wealthy is to find a sector that’s regulated by agreed-upon standards rather than law, then ignore the standards.
October 23, 2023 at 8:59 AM
The trick to becoming obscenely wealthy is to find a sector that’s regulated by agreed-upon standards rather than law, then ignore the standards.
Not to get all political or anything but have you ever considered not doing the work of our oppressors?
October 23, 2023 at 9:09 AM
Not to get all political or anything but have you ever considered not doing the work of our oppressors?
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was maybe convincing us that certain things are too complicated for the likes of us to understand or have a say in.
October 23, 2023 at 8:20 AM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was maybe convincing us that certain things are too complicated for the likes of us to understand or have a say in.
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I fall into another realm of existence and find the only way to communicate is to make a guttural sound like I’m screaming underwater. I’ll finally be heard and understood! It is my time to shine.
October 18, 2023 at 8:56 PM
I fall into another realm of existence and find the only way to communicate is to make a guttural sound like I’m screaming underwater. I’ll finally be heard and understood! It is my time to shine.
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This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
October 22, 2023 at 7:42 PM
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
Listen, it's ok if you can't find your funny bone right now, I can't either. Maybe it's buried under all these murdered civilians sacrificed to a hungry wargod that doesn't care about any of us. Or maybe it's just a case of the Mondays.
October 23, 2023 at 7:54 AM
Listen, it's ok if you can't find your funny bone right now, I can't either. Maybe it's buried under all these murdered civilians sacrificed to a hungry wargod that doesn't care about any of us. Or maybe it's just a case of the Mondays.
Oh, Christmas is coming, you say? Ain't that just like a man, no warning, and just look at this mess.
October 13, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Oh, Christmas is coming, you say? Ain't that just like a man, no warning, and just look at this mess.
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[just meeting a new group of people]
My brain: say something cool and different
Me: HOW YA'LL GOT??
Brain: nice
My brain: say something cool and different
Me: HOW YA'LL GOT??
Brain: nice
July 3, 2023 at 2:27 PM
[just meeting a new group of people]
My brain: say something cool and different
Me: HOW YA'LL GOT??
Brain: nice
My brain: say something cool and different
Me: HOW YA'LL GOT??
Brain: nice
Calm down Duolingo, I don't need your incessant notifications to tell me that I have been superseded. I have a mirror you know.
October 13, 2023 at 7:19 PM
Calm down Duolingo, I don't need your incessant notifications to tell me that I have been superseded. I have a mirror you know.
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tgif! (This Girl Is Frightened)
October 13, 2023 at 6:19 PM
tgif! (This Girl Is Frightened)
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The paparazzi are simply documenting the last people who can afford take-out coffee.
October 13, 2023 at 3:01 PM
The paparazzi are simply documenting the last people who can afford take-out coffee.
Do not ask whether I matched my lipstick to the wine or the wine to my lipstick, but rather admire how seamlessly it camouflages the easing of my various adult burdens.
October 13, 2023 at 6:36 PM
Do not ask whether I matched my lipstick to the wine or the wine to my lipstick, but rather admire how seamlessly it camouflages the easing of my various adult burdens.