yves st croissant
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Coke Zero enthusiast — Cabanel’s Fallen Angel if he was just a little guy™️
Coke Zero enthusiast — Cabanel’s Fallen Angel if he was just a little guy™️
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August 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
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My transport plan is simple: a lifetime ban on driving for anyone with a DUI, turning drunks into a powerful constituency in favour of dense walkable neighbourhoods
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
My transport plan is simple: a lifetime ban on driving for anyone with a DUI, turning drunks into a powerful constituency in favour of dense walkable neighbourhoods
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I want more Benoit Blanc, I want 49 more, I want new a mystery every week. Cancel stranger things and replace it with Benoit blanc
December 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I want more Benoit Blanc, I want 49 more, I want new a mystery every week. Cancel stranger things and replace it with Benoit blanc
Full year free of slander from me if the second class is blood knight this I swear
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Full year free of slander from me if the second class is blood knight this I swear
Please blood knight please blood knight please please PLEASE PLEA—
Hatred grows, Mephisto rises, and two new classes emerge to face the inevitable in an all-new action-packed campaign.
Prepare for the reckoning, April 28, 2026.
Read more: 🔗 blizz.ly/Pre-purchase...
Prepare for the reckoning, April 28, 2026.
Read more: 🔗 blizz.ly/Pre-purchase...
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Please blood knight please blood knight please please PLEASE PLEA—
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Cryptid mlem. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Cryptid mlem. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
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HAPPY FUCKSGIVING 🫶 YOU TURKEY COCK 😏GOBBLERS🦃 CHRISTOPHER COLCUMBUS 💦CAME ON AMERICA 🇺🇸 RIDING THE GAYFLOWER 🌹 ACROSS THE SEA 🌊SO THAT YOU 🌝CAN SPREAD 🤸♀️YOUR GRAVY 💦ALL OVER YOUR SMASHED POTATHOES🍽️ GOBBLE GOBBLE😛😛 ON A BIG DICK 🍆THIS YEAR😛 WHITE MEAT 🤍 DARK MEAT 🖤 WE LOVE IT ALL ❤️🔥 THE TURKEY
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
HAPPY FUCKSGIVING 🫶 YOU TURKEY COCK 😏GOBBLERS🦃 CHRISTOPHER COLCUMBUS 💦CAME ON AMERICA 🇺🇸 RIDING THE GAYFLOWER 🌹 ACROSS THE SEA 🌊SO THAT YOU 🌝CAN SPREAD 🤸♀️YOUR GRAVY 💦ALL OVER YOUR SMASHED POTATHOES🍽️ GOBBLE GOBBLE😛😛 ON A BIG DICK 🍆THIS YEAR😛 WHITE MEAT 🤍 DARK MEAT 🖤 WE LOVE IT ALL ❤️🔥 THE TURKEY
I hope the dispensary is open today
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I hope the dispensary is open today
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When the Mac and Yams scissor>>>>
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
When the Mac and Yams scissor>>>>
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Happy "These White People Are Dangerous" Day!
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Happy "These White People Are Dangerous" Day!
THE ALT TEXT 😭
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
THE ALT TEXT 😭
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🚨 PHILLY VS. ICE 🚨
Five of our neighbors were kidnapped by ICE today. Folks have called for an *emergency protest* at the Federal Detention Center at 700 Arch St. beginning at 4pm.
Come prepared, mask up, stay safe, raise hell. Let’s give these fascist monsters a real Philly welcome 🧊
Five of our neighbors were kidnapped by ICE today. Folks have called for an *emergency protest* at the Federal Detention Center at 700 Arch St. beginning at 4pm.
Come prepared, mask up, stay safe, raise hell. Let’s give these fascist monsters a real Philly welcome 🧊
June 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
🚨 PHILLY VS. ICE 🚨
Five of our neighbors were kidnapped by ICE today. Folks have called for an *emergency protest* at the Federal Detention Center at 700 Arch St. beginning at 4pm.
Come prepared, mask up, stay safe, raise hell. Let’s give these fascist monsters a real Philly welcome 🧊
Five of our neighbors were kidnapped by ICE today. Folks have called for an *emergency protest* at the Federal Detention Center at 700 Arch St. beginning at 4pm.
Come prepared, mask up, stay safe, raise hell. Let’s give these fascist monsters a real Philly welcome 🧊
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🚨 Support Los Angeles immigrant communities 🚨
Please consider donating to one or all of the following orgs:
Immigrant Defenders Law Center: give.immdef.org/donate
LA Jail Support / Bail Fund:
account.venmo.com/u/jailsuppor...
Unión del Barrio:
uniondelbarrio.org/main/support...
Please consider donating to one or all of the following orgs:
Immigrant Defenders Law Center: give.immdef.org/donate
LA Jail Support / Bail Fund:
account.venmo.com/u/jailsuppor...
Unión del Barrio:
uniondelbarrio.org/main/support...
June 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
🚨 Support Los Angeles immigrant communities 🚨
Please consider donating to one or all of the following orgs:
Immigrant Defenders Law Center: give.immdef.org/donate
LA Jail Support / Bail Fund:
account.venmo.com/u/jailsuppor...
Unión del Barrio:
uniondelbarrio.org/main/support...
Please consider donating to one or all of the following orgs:
Immigrant Defenders Law Center: give.immdef.org/donate
LA Jail Support / Bail Fund:
account.venmo.com/u/jailsuppor...
Unión del Barrio:
uniondelbarrio.org/main/support...
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It also became incontrovertible fact, for anyone who still cared, that the lurid news media spectacle of “Baltimoreans Burning Their Whole City Down” was a lie fabricated from footage shot in a few isolated locations. Meanwhile there was a curfew instituted and Blackhawks flying low overhead
Just a reminder that during Freddie Gray uprising in Baltimore its was revealed afterward that some of the “looting” was done by the cops on the gun trace task force
June 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It also became incontrovertible fact, for anyone who still cared, that the lurid news media spectacle of “Baltimoreans Burning Their Whole City Down” was a lie fabricated from footage shot in a few isolated locations. Meanwhile there was a curfew instituted and Blackhawks flying low overhead
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if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights
June 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights
can’t stop saying ‘recession indicator’ whenever I here news like a six flags closing or luxury brands running dumpling wallet lines
May 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
can’t stop saying ‘recession indicator’ whenever I here news like a six flags closing or luxury brands running dumpling wallet lines
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i'm saying this with great vehemence and force: we must free him
April 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i'm saying this with great vehemence and force: we must free him
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Why don't you make like a tree and send roots deep into the ground, remaining fixed here, immovable, resolute
March 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Why don't you make like a tree and send roots deep into the ground, remaining fixed here, immovable, resolute
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The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply
March 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply