DaftMan
@thedaftman.bsky.social
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If you don't want people to call you a monster when you die, maybe don't live your life in such a way where so many people will feel compelled to
July 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If you don't want people to call you a monster when you die, maybe don't live your life in such a way where so many people will feel compelled to
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If we all talked like the critters from Rare platformers we would be able to take universal language back from the grasps of those above us who struck our attempts down over the Babel Incident
July 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If we all talked like the critters from Rare platformers we would be able to take universal language back from the grasps of those above us who struck our attempts down over the Babel Incident
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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A better world is possible, and it isn’t even far away. It’s just the kindnesses and care we show to one another, even people we’ll never meet. We do it all the time! These fuckers can’t stop us!
April 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A better world is possible, and it isn’t even far away. It’s just the kindnesses and care we show to one another, even people we’ll never meet. We do it all the time! These fuckers can’t stop us!
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I have very little going on
in my life but somehow
also too much.
in my life but somehow
also too much.
March 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I have very little going on
in my life but somehow
also too much.
in my life but somehow
also too much.
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The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
March 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
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All you need to know about Twitter
March 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
All you need to know about Twitter
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⚡️FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY RALLY ⚡️
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
March 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
⚡️FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY RALLY ⚡️
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
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Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.
March 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.
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I don't watch the news because if I wanted to listen to a loud asshole all day, I'd eat a couple corner store bean burritos and spare myself the migraine.
February 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I don't watch the news because if I wanted to listen to a loud asshole all day, I'd eat a couple corner store bean burritos and spare myself the migraine.
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I can’t remember where I read this, but it’s important:
Why is it that when people think about traveling to the past, they worry about doing something small that will drastically change the present, but no one in the present thinks that doing something small today can drastically change the future?
Why is it that when people think about traveling to the past, they worry about doing something small that will drastically change the present, but no one in the present thinks that doing something small today can drastically change the future?
February 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I can’t remember where I read this, but it’s important:
Why is it that when people think about traveling to the past, they worry about doing something small that will drastically change the present, but no one in the present thinks that doing something small today can drastically change the future?
Why is it that when people think about traveling to the past, they worry about doing something small that will drastically change the present, but no one in the present thinks that doing something small today can drastically change the future?
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🎀😻😺😸❤️ never feel bad for resting!
February 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
🎀😻😺😸❤️ never feel bad for resting!
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Remember on Family Guy when Lois was running for mayor. She was losing the crowd so Brian told her to try giving short simple answers.
Lois: 9/11
Felon 47: Groceries
Most people pay attention to the words THEY want to hear. And the rest is blah blah blah
youtu.be/6paMJfiaO0A?...
Lois: 9/11
Felon 47: Groceries
Most people pay attention to the words THEY want to hear. And the rest is blah blah blah
youtu.be/6paMJfiaO0A?...
Family Guy | 9/11 was bad
YouTube video by CutawayGuyX
youtu.be
February 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Remember on Family Guy when Lois was running for mayor. She was losing the crowd so Brian told her to try giving short simple answers.
Lois: 9/11
Felon 47: Groceries
Most people pay attention to the words THEY want to hear. And the rest is blah blah blah
youtu.be/6paMJfiaO0A?...
Lois: 9/11
Felon 47: Groceries
Most people pay attention to the words THEY want to hear. And the rest is blah blah blah
youtu.be/6paMJfiaO0A?...
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We don’t have a problem with the baby, we have a problem with companies force-feeding us the bathwater
February 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
We don’t have a problem with the baby, we have a problem with companies force-feeding us the bathwater
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The horrors persist, but so do I.
February 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The horrors persist, but so do I.
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Thinking the Magic 8-Ball is useless is midwit. It's a magic ball that answers any question you ask it from levels ranging from modestly coherent to extremely proficient. If you haven't bothered to figure it out to derive some utility out of it then you're just being lazy tbh.
January 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thinking the Magic 8-Ball is useless is midwit. It's a magic ball that answers any question you ask it from levels ranging from modestly coherent to extremely proficient. If you haven't bothered to figure it out to derive some utility out of it then you're just being lazy tbh.
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Hey y'all!
After some repartee and chuckles here, after going out in the bracing cold to drop the cat droppings in the garage and pick up the paper, I'm feeling surprisingly positive.
Difficult times are coming, but we will get through and perhaps even win.
1459 days.
After some repartee and chuckles here, after going out in the bracing cold to drop the cat droppings in the garage and pick up the paper, I'm feeling surprisingly positive.
Difficult times are coming, but we will get through and perhaps even win.
1459 days.
January 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hey y'all!
After some repartee and chuckles here, after going out in the bracing cold to drop the cat droppings in the garage and pick up the paper, I'm feeling surprisingly positive.
Difficult times are coming, but we will get through and perhaps even win.
1459 days.
After some repartee and chuckles here, after going out in the bracing cold to drop the cat droppings in the garage and pick up the paper, I'm feeling surprisingly positive.
Difficult times are coming, but we will get through and perhaps even win.
1459 days.
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So yeah, it’s real bad. Just remember:
1) they’re going to fuck it up
2) but not all of it
3) do what you can when you can
4) do nothing when you need to
5) posting is not doing something
1) they’re going to fuck it up
2) but not all of it
3) do what you can when you can
4) do nothing when you need to
5) posting is not doing something
January 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
So yeah, it’s real bad. Just remember:
1) they’re going to fuck it up
2) but not all of it
3) do what you can when you can
4) do nothing when you need to
5) posting is not doing something
1) they’re going to fuck it up
2) but not all of it
3) do what you can when you can
4) do nothing when you need to
5) posting is not doing something
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So it goes.
January 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
So it goes.
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i opened threads and this was the first thing it showed me lmao @brandontsnider.bsky.social
January 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i opened threads and this was the first thing it showed me lmao @brandontsnider.bsky.social
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Women back in the kitchen, black people in the fields, and gay people in the closet ... how the GOP defines the "A More Perfect Union".
January 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Women back in the kitchen, black people in the fields, and gay people in the closet ... how the GOP defines the "A More Perfect Union".