Storm
@thecynicalsufi.bsky.social
Your hand opens and closes, opens and closes. If it were always a fist or always stretched open, you would be paralyzed. Your deepest presence is in every small contracting and expanding, the two as beautifully balanced and coordinated as birds' wings
Pinned
Storm
@thecynicalsufi.bsky.social
· Mar 23
Everything looks burned up, I'm too scared to look around
Don't feel like going on, but come on, make a joyful sound
Don't feel like going on, but come on, make a joyful sound
It’s always great when our politicians sound like Bill the Butcher -_-
Please add "puppy killers" to your proposed travel ban.
WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE.
WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It’s always great when our politicians sound like Bill the Butcher -_-
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And I’m not gonna sit here and pretend that Tucker Carlson hasn’t spent years calling my people animals. He doesn’t believe in ‘the individual’. Otherwise he wouldn’t be demonising trans people.
Again, this is not complicated.
Again, this is not complicated.
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
And I’m not gonna sit here and pretend that Tucker Carlson hasn’t spent years calling my people animals. He doesn’t believe in ‘the individual’. Otherwise he wouldn’t be demonising trans people.
Again, this is not complicated.
Again, this is not complicated.
I defy you to find me a more useless venal and cowardly group of people than the modern Democratic Party. The fact that this is the raft we all have to cling to as this country descends into fascism is fucking galling. Schumer doesn't need to be primaried he needs to be pilloried.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I defy you to find me a more useless venal and cowardly group of people than the modern Democratic Party. The fact that this is the raft we all have to cling to as this country descends into fascism is fucking galling. Schumer doesn't need to be primaried he needs to be pilloried.
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today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
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All hope drawn from politicians is ultimately false hope. The only true hope in this world is the hope we create together
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
All hope drawn from politicians is ultimately false hope. The only true hope in this world is the hope we create together
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Calling the Democrats “cowards” suggests that they're scared to do what's right when they show no fervent interest in being an opposition. They're largely colluders, not cowards. Many want their base to think they're cowards to maintain investment in the idea that they can be pushed to do better.
February 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Calling the Democrats “cowards” suggests that they're scared to do what's right when they show no fervent interest in being an opposition. They're largely colluders, not cowards. Many want their base to think they're cowards to maintain investment in the idea that they can be pushed to do better.
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CHARLIE BROWN: The deal agreed upon today contains major concessions. Lucy, for example, has agreed to give me two attempts at kicking the football tomorrow. But to me? What matters most is that I can at last continue with my important work on the pitcher's mound
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
CHARLIE BROWN: The deal agreed upon today contains major concessions. Lucy, for example, has agreed to give me two attempts at kicking the football tomorrow. But to me? What matters most is that I can at last continue with my important work on the pitcher's mound
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I'm not super familiar with the rules of American football ( @jamesstout.bsky.social is our Sports Correspondent) but I'm getting the impression that it's possible for the loser of a football game to be the president of the United States, which is interesting.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm not super familiar with the rules of American football ( @jamesstout.bsky.social is our Sports Correspondent) but I'm getting the impression that it's possible for the loser of a football game to be the president of the United States, which is interesting.
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...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.
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Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
Holy shit I am so tired
October 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Holy shit I am so tired
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
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what's savvy about R's making such a stink about Stephen King saying "Charlie Kirk said gays should be stoned to death" is now all your google search results are King apologizing instead of the time Kirk definitely did say that
September 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
what's savvy about R's making such a stink about Stephen King saying "Charlie Kirk said gays should be stoned to death" is now all your google search results are King apologizing instead of the time Kirk definitely did say that
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
something something Tragedy and then Farce
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
something something Tragedy and then Farce
Headed for a season in exile
As the oracle predicted
According to reliable sources
In 30 days, I'm getting evicted
As the oracle predicted
According to reliable sources
In 30 days, I'm getting evicted
September 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Headed for a season in exile
As the oracle predicted
According to reliable sources
In 30 days, I'm getting evicted
As the oracle predicted
According to reliable sources
In 30 days, I'm getting evicted
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my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
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The Judith Butlarian Jihad. Is this anything
August 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Judith Butlarian Jihad. Is this anything
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i really don't have the time or energy to learn Linux but these motherfuckers are going to force me, aren't they?
Microsoft's Windows lead has teased the future of Windows will be more ambient, pervasive, and multi-modal in the wake of AI, promoting voice as a primary input method for using your PC. www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
Microsoft's Windows lead says the next version of Windows will be "more ambient, pervasive, and multi-modal" as AI redefines the desktop interface
In a new video, Microsoft CVP and Windows boss Pavan Davuluri has teased that the future of Windows will consist of a truly ambient and multi-modal experience made possible by AI that will redefine…
www.windowscentral.com
August 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i really don't have the time or energy to learn Linux but these motherfuckers are going to force me, aren't they?
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We made a comic about a job interview.
August 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We made a comic about a job interview.
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Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one
August 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one
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I’m gonna be honest: if I saw Char Aznable in person, I would immediately hit him with a shovel. No question, no hesitation. And if I couldn’t find a shovel, I would try to find another swingable heavy object that would work. I hope you all understand.
July 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’m gonna be honest: if I saw Char Aznable in person, I would immediately hit him with a shovel. No question, no hesitation. And if I couldn’t find a shovel, I would try to find another swingable heavy object that would work. I hope you all understand.