Chad Vaughn
@thechadvaughn.bsky.social
Husband. Father. Survivor. Occasional Musician.
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Like, genuinely, if you want to know why people think there is a "crime problem", your first stop should be examining the fact that local news kicks off every night informing people about inconsequential drug possession and shoplifting arrests and treating them like Watergate.
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Like, genuinely, if you want to know why people think there is a "crime problem", your first stop should be examining the fact that local news kicks off every night informing people about inconsequential drug possession and shoplifting arrests and treating them like Watergate.
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What a sick joke. A loud swath of Americans made child sex trafficking their top issue, said powerful figures were covering it up. A wealth child sex trafficker gets caught, the president was obviously involved with his crimes and trying to cover it up, and the anti-pedophiles like and defend him.
September 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
What a sick joke. A loud swath of Americans made child sex trafficking their top issue, said powerful figures were covering it up. A wealth child sex trafficker gets caught, the president was obviously involved with his crimes and trying to cover it up, and the anti-pedophiles like and defend him.
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
I’m about to go work an hour longer and 10 degrees hotter than everybody else because I’m a real big strong man and everything I do or talk about is a contest
July 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I’m about to go work an hour longer and 10 degrees hotter than everybody else because I’m a real big strong man and everything I do or talk about is a contest
3 months ago, I was complaining about how lame the show was. It had incredible Boomer shitlib energy and every other guest was some asshole like Henry Kissinger or James Carville.
Colbert seems like a great guy. But I thought the show sucked pretty bad.
Colbert seems like a great guy. But I thought the show sucked pretty bad.
I really don’t know how to explain it other than “I bet you Stephen Colbert takes a sec to type out words like ‘Drumpf’ and ‘Rethuglican’ every single time”
July 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
3 months ago, I was complaining about how lame the show was. It had incredible Boomer shitlib energy and every other guest was some asshole like Henry Kissinger or James Carville.
Colbert seems like a great guy. But I thought the show sucked pretty bad.
Colbert seems like a great guy. But I thought the show sucked pretty bad.
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centrist: we need to focus on popular policy
me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare?
centrist: no haha not that policy
me: ok so…gun control?
centrist: no lol not that policy either
me: ok which policy?
centrist: oh you know the ones
me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare?
centrist: no haha not that policy
me: ok so…gun control?
centrist: no lol not that policy either
me: ok which policy?
centrist: oh you know the ones
June 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
centrist: we need to focus on popular policy
me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare?
centrist: no haha not that policy
me: ok so…gun control?
centrist: no lol not that policy either
me: ok which policy?
centrist: oh you know the ones
me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare?
centrist: no haha not that policy
me: ok so…gun control?
centrist: no lol not that policy either
me: ok which policy?
centrist: oh you know the ones
“You don’t even know who I voted for”
Yeah, I fuckin do.
Yeah, I fuckin do.
June 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“You don’t even know who I voted for”
Yeah, I fuckin do.
Yeah, I fuckin do.
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kind of feel like all media subscriptions should be on a dedicated credit card, once a year you report it stolen and that breaks all auto-renewals & you’re forced to ask yourself if you really want to stick with that one publication
May 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
kind of feel like all media subscriptions should be on a dedicated credit card, once a year you report it stolen and that breaks all auto-renewals & you’re forced to ask yourself if you really want to stick with that one publication
Can’t believe they picked a ::checks notes:: staunch Catholic to be the Pope
Pope Leo XIV affirms the family is founded on the “stable union between a man and a woman,” and that the unborn have inherent dignity as God’s creatures, articulating Catholic teaching on marriage and abortion at the start of his pontificate.
Pope Leo XIV affirms family is based on union between a man and a woman, unborn has inherent dignity
Leo, the first American pope, also called for reviving multilateral diplomacy and promoting dialogue between religions in the search for peace.
nbcnews.to
May 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Can’t believe they picked a ::checks notes:: staunch Catholic to be the Pope
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rolling my eyes at a video of a parrot correctly identifying colors, muttering "I could get most of these right"
May 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
rolling my eyes at a video of a parrot correctly identifying colors, muttering "I could get most of these right"
Mother’s Day is a rough one for those of us who grew up as victims of narcissistic parenting.
May 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Mother’s Day is a rough one for those of us who grew up as victims of narcissistic parenting.
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What George Lucas got right about the original trilogy, but has never managed to replicate since, is that I was a little kid when those came out
May 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What George Lucas got right about the original trilogy, but has never managed to replicate since, is that I was a little kid when those came out
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"I've never seen someone look so miserable when working out." I am listening to a Hitler biography on audiobook what do you want from me
May 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"I've never seen someone look so miserable when working out." I am listening to a Hitler biography on audiobook what do you want from me
I love John Lennon, but can you imagine how insufferable he would have been on social media? LOL he would have been the edgelord’s edgelord.
May 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I love John Lennon, but can you imagine how insufferable he would have been on social media? LOL he would have been the edgelord’s edgelord.
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I love to completely stop paying attention to any words that come after "I asked ChatGPT"
May 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I love to completely stop paying attention to any words that come after "I asked ChatGPT"
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one of my best friends has stage 4 colorectal cancer that's spreading to his liver and lymph nodes. not telling you all this to make anyone sad on a Wednesday but I do want to tell the fellas, especially the ones my age and older, to please take your health seriously and get your colonoscopy
May 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
one of my best friends has stage 4 colorectal cancer that's spreading to his liver and lymph nodes. not telling you all this to make anyone sad on a Wednesday but I do want to tell the fellas, especially the ones my age and older, to please take your health seriously and get your colonoscopy
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Bluesky is a retirement home for 39 year old millennials who are forcibly turning themselves into history dads (nongendered) so if you have a hot take about one of the more popular history dad wars you had better come strapped
May 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Bluesky is a retirement home for 39 year old millennials who are forcibly turning themselves into history dads (nongendered) so if you have a hot take about one of the more popular history dad wars you had better come strapped
I genuinely don’t think terminally-online right wing weirdos like JD Vance are even capable of understanding how weird this stuff sounds to the average bill-paying American
Seems like we have bigger foreign policy priorities than attempting to interfere with domestic politics in Germany.
May 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I genuinely don’t think terminally-online right wing weirdos like JD Vance are even capable of understanding how weird this stuff sounds to the average bill-paying American
Shoot it into my veins plz
May 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Shoot it into my veins plz
What is it with so many of the Baby Boomers always trying to take credit for winning WW2?
Don’t forget that their parents (the ones who actually won the war) called them the “Me Genration”.
Don’t forget that their parents (the ones who actually won the war) called them the “Me Genration”.
May 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What is it with so many of the Baby Boomers always trying to take credit for winning WW2?
Don’t forget that their parents (the ones who actually won the war) called them the “Me Genration”.
Don’t forget that their parents (the ones who actually won the war) called them the “Me Genration”.
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I know this will rile feathers but “you don’t know how an LLM works!” is as effective as “you don’t know what AR-15 stands for!”
May 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I know this will rile feathers but “you don’t know how an LLM works!” is as effective as “you don’t know what AR-15 stands for!”
People lose all ability to reason when food safety comes into the conversation. Any effort to keep people from poisoning themselves is a government conspiracy and this is not an attitude relegated to one side or the other.
i feel like all the "just grow and preserve your own food" morons yapping on here are doing so bc they've never actually done either of those things, bc it is unbelievably easy to kill your family and yourself with improper food handling and canning techniques. you do not fuck around with botulism
May 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
People lose all ability to reason when food safety comes into the conversation. Any effort to keep people from poisoning themselves is a government conspiracy and this is not an attitude relegated to one side or the other.
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2025 will be the year of American socialism in that we're about to socialize a lot of losses
May 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
2025 will be the year of American socialism in that we're about to socialize a lot of losses
LOUDER FOR THE BOOMERS IN THE BACK PLZ
Cheeto, Drumpf, Orange Whatever - that shit doesn’t help. It has been so overused that now it is hack, and doesn’t hit the mark comedically. Worse, it sounds like babytalk about a man who is a very real threat. When you use these cringey slang terms it’s like calling a TBI a “boo-boo”.
May 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
LOUDER FOR THE BOOMERS IN THE BACK PLZ
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One thing I’ve noticed is that if someone is talking about “processed foods” there is a 99% or greater chance they do not know what the word “processed” means when it comes to food
May 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
One thing I’ve noticed is that if someone is talking about “processed foods” there is a 99% or greater chance they do not know what the word “processed” means when it comes to food