Eliza Skinner - comedian
@elizaskinner.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, producer, ceramicist, slave to the rhythm (and my dog.) Neurodivergent hottie.
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Look, if you already know that giggly pony-loving grandmas can be passionate neo-Nazis too, then The Necessary Conversation has nothing of note to teach you.
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Look, if you already know that giggly pony-loving grandmas can be passionate neo-Nazis too, then The Necessary Conversation has nothing of note to teach you.
Reposted by Eliza Skinner - comedian
I spent the last year writing a book about the ridiculous demands of what it means to be masculine. But a guy who takes care of people who served our country, asks a woman “are you ok?” When she is in distress and looks out for his vulnerable neighbors seems like a pretty good role model for a man.
January 25, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I spent the last year writing a book about the ridiculous demands of what it means to be masculine. But a guy who takes care of people who served our country, asks a woman “are you ok?” When she is in distress and looks out for his vulnerable neighbors seems like a pretty good role model for a man.
Reposted by Eliza Skinner - comedian
It has never been more clear that community and solidarity are what keep people safe, and ICE as an institution is an obstacle to public safety.
January 25, 2026 at 4:54 AM
It has never been more clear that community and solidarity are what keep people safe, and ICE as an institution is an obstacle to public safety.
And now again I leave the internet and go find people in real life to be with. I suggest you do the same. See a friend, go be nice to the bodega guy, go to a protest, improve your own community. It won’t fix the country but it helps make us each feel repaired and connected enough to keep fighting.
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 PM
And now again I leave the internet and go find people in real life to be with. I suggest you do the same. See a friend, go be nice to the bodega guy, go to a protest, improve your own community. It won’t fix the country but it helps make us each feel repaired and connected enough to keep fighting.
It isn’t the fault of creators - it is not wrong for people to post with an expectation of a certain amount of normalcy in the world - but it is very unsettling to see reports of another horrific ICE execution sandwiched in between ads and shopping hauls. Just the algorithm displaying the dystopia.
January 24, 2026 at 8:05 PM
It isn’t the fault of creators - it is not wrong for people to post with an expectation of a certain amount of normalcy in the world - but it is very unsettling to see reports of another horrific ICE execution sandwiched in between ads and shopping hauls. Just the algorithm displaying the dystopia.
Finding fault or shitting on other people’s ideas is not what makes you valuable on a team - finding ways for other people’s ideas to succeed is. So if you see a risk or obstacle, the next move is to figure out how to overcome it.
January 24, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Finding fault or shitting on other people’s ideas is not what makes you valuable on a team - finding ways for other people’s ideas to succeed is. So if you see a risk or obstacle, the next move is to figure out how to overcome it.
I know I am jinxing something here, but thank you to everyone who has said nice things about the Lorwyn Eclipsed music video (that I wrote.) The response from humans has been really nice, which helps a lot when you feel like you’re constantly up against AI slop! youtu.be/mCQ5EF69rSQ?...
A Boggart Ballad | Lorwyn Eclipsed Official Trailer | Magic: The Gathering
YouTube video by Magic: The Gathering
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I know I am jinxing something here, but thank you to everyone who has said nice things about the Lorwyn Eclipsed music video (that I wrote.) The response from humans has been really nice, which helps a lot when you feel like you’re constantly up against AI slop! youtu.be/mCQ5EF69rSQ?...
A guy friend of mine has started referring to his own forgetfulness as “perimenopause by proxy” and THAT IS QUALITY ALLYSHIP.
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
A guy friend of mine has started referring to his own forgetfulness as “perimenopause by proxy” and THAT IS QUALITY ALLYSHIP.
So weird that my cat and dog feel like *they* can fight over the ownership of the couch THAT I BOUGHT BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN BORN. Like, you guys don’t even GO here.
January 15, 2026 at 6:32 AM
So weird that my cat and dog feel like *they* can fight over the ownership of the couch THAT I BOUGHT BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN BORN. Like, you guys don’t even GO here.
The problem is not that Stephen King is still shooting Boomer references into the zeitgeist like a fire hose - that’s what he is supposed to be doing. That’s his shit! The problem is we have no other populist literary juggernauts that rival him.
Maybe it’s you! Maybe it’s me! Go write a book & see!
Maybe it’s you! Maybe it’s me! Go write a book & see!
January 11, 2026 at 4:33 AM
The problem is not that Stephen King is still shooting Boomer references into the zeitgeist like a fire hose - that’s what he is supposed to be doing. That’s his shit! The problem is we have no other populist literary juggernauts that rival him.
Maybe it’s you! Maybe it’s me! Go write a book & see!
Maybe it’s you! Maybe it’s me! Go write a book & see!
Just watched the new episode of The Pitt after binging the entire first season in one setting while I had the flu this week.
So now we just… wait? A whole week? You guys watch each season over FIFTEEN WEEKS?? That’s ridiculous. I feel like my heroin dealer just handed me an Advil.
So now we just… wait? A whole week? You guys watch each season over FIFTEEN WEEKS?? That’s ridiculous. I feel like my heroin dealer just handed me an Advil.
January 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Just watched the new episode of The Pitt after binging the entire first season in one setting while I had the flu this week.
So now we just… wait? A whole week? You guys watch each season over FIFTEEN WEEKS?? That’s ridiculous. I feel like my heroin dealer just handed me an Advil.
So now we just… wait? A whole week? You guys watch each season over FIFTEEN WEEKS?? That’s ridiculous. I feel like my heroin dealer just handed me an Advil.
Reposted by Eliza Skinner - comedian
“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”
I’ve had the flu all week. Here are the TV shows that I binged & how much they fucked me up:
Heated Rivalry - (rewatch) fucked me up 0%, good time.
The Pitt - fucked me up 20-50%, very stressful but doctors seem competent.
Broadchurch - 100% fucked up. Gripped by dread. Nothing will ever be ok.
Heated Rivalry - (rewatch) fucked me up 0%, good time.
The Pitt - fucked me up 20-50%, very stressful but doctors seem competent.
Broadchurch - 100% fucked up. Gripped by dread. Nothing will ever be ok.
January 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I’ve had the flu all week. Here are the TV shows that I binged & how much they fucked me up:
Heated Rivalry - (rewatch) fucked me up 0%, good time.
The Pitt - fucked me up 20-50%, very stressful but doctors seem competent.
Broadchurch - 100% fucked up. Gripped by dread. Nothing will ever be ok.
Heated Rivalry - (rewatch) fucked me up 0%, good time.
The Pitt - fucked me up 20-50%, very stressful but doctors seem competent.
Broadchurch - 100% fucked up. Gripped by dread. Nothing will ever be ok.
One of my favorite projects from last year is finally out today! I wrote this video and song for Wizards Of The Coast and the Jim Henson Company - two great companies that taste great together! So much fun to work with so many great artists.
youtu.be/TG1mJ7zpi10
youtu.be/TG1mJ7zpi10
Return to the Land of Light and Shadow | Lorwyn Eclipsed Debut
YouTube video by Magic: The Gathering
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
One of my favorite projects from last year is finally out today! I wrote this video and song for Wizards Of The Coast and the Jim Henson Company - two great companies that taste great together! So much fun to work with so many great artists.
youtu.be/TG1mJ7zpi10
youtu.be/TG1mJ7zpi10
I can’t believe we got Simp Text Adventure Robots before we got digital cameras that can take well-lit photos of people with different skin tones in the same frame.
January 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I can’t believe we got Simp Text Adventure Robots before we got digital cameras that can take well-lit photos of people with different skin tones in the same frame.
I wish there was a Sick Store, so when you’re sick you can just order the cold/flu package and they send over tissues, a heating pad, homemade soup and ginger tea.
January 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I wish there was a Sick Store, so when you’re sick you can just order the cold/flu package and they send over tissues, a heating pad, homemade soup and ginger tea.
Private message to freaks like me:
The holiday bath bombs are 50% off at Lush now but you gotta go into the actual store.
The holiday bath bombs are 50% off at Lush now but you gotta go into the actual store.
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Private message to freaks like me:
The holiday bath bombs are 50% off at Lush now but you gotta go into the actual store.
The holiday bath bombs are 50% off at Lush now but you gotta go into the actual store.
Finished a 7 season rewatch of Nurse Jackie today, starting The Pitt now. This is gonna be ok, right? It’s not like a TV speedball?
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Finished a 7 season rewatch of Nurse Jackie today, starting The Pitt now. This is gonna be ok, right? It’s not like a TV speedball?
If you’ve found yourself viewing men, or white people, or straight people as the default - the “cheese pizza” if you will, and every other kind of person else is just some kind of variety of toppings on it, I beg you to take a class or something this year. Go on a journey. Get smarter. It’ll be fun!
January 4, 2026 at 4:47 AM
If you’ve found yourself viewing men, or white people, or straight people as the default - the “cheese pizza” if you will, and every other kind of person else is just some kind of variety of toppings on it, I beg you to take a class or something this year. Go on a journey. Get smarter. It’ll be fun!
When I see a shitty person I know becoming really successful online I like to lay back and enjoy the “tick tick tick tick” before that first big drop.
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
When I see a shitty person I know becoming really successful online I like to lay back and enjoy the “tick tick tick tick” before that first big drop.
I got a new haircut the day the US invaded Venezuela and no one mentioned it on the news :(
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I got a new haircut the day the US invaded Venezuela and no one mentioned it on the news :(
I have become the unnecessary unofficial street team for Heated Rivalry. I’m less proud of the dozen or so people I have recommended it to who came back obsessed - the real point of pride is the one who RANTED to me about what TRASH it is & how she couldn’t BELIEVE she watched every single episode.😏
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I have become the unnecessary unofficial street team for Heated Rivalry. I’m less proud of the dozen or so people I have recommended it to who came back obsessed - the real point of pride is the one who RANTED to me about what TRASH it is & how she couldn’t BELIEVE she watched every single episode.😏
Walking the dog on a rainy New Years Eve in Los Angeles, seeing everyone’s giant TVs through their windows, replaying Heated Rivalry.
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Walking the dog on a rainy New Years Eve in Los Angeles, seeing everyone’s giant TVs through their windows, replaying Heated Rivalry.
Every time I hear reports about Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie being out and about in Los Angeles I worry, because remember how they had to remove the Jack Sparrow walk-around character from Disney World because he kept being groped by horny moms?
Stay safe fellas.
Stay safe fellas.
January 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Every time I hear reports about Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie being out and about in Los Angeles I worry, because remember how they had to remove the Jack Sparrow walk-around character from Disney World because he kept being groped by horny moms?
Stay safe fellas.
Stay safe fellas.
2026 top trend—
Out: Bittersweet Symphonies
In: Honey Mustard Rags
Out: Bittersweet Symphonies
In: Honey Mustard Rags
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
2026 top trend—
Out: Bittersweet Symphonies
In: Honey Mustard Rags
Out: Bittersweet Symphonies
In: Honey Mustard Rags