Eliza Skinner - comedian
@elizaskinner.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, producer, ceramicist, slave to the rhythm (and my dog.)
BooBerryJones.etsy.com
BooBerryJones.etsy.com
I wish there was a Sick Store, so when you’re sick you can just order the cold/flu package and they send over tissues, a heating pad, homemade soup and ginger tea.
January 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I wish there was a Sick Store, so when you’re sick you can just order the cold/flu package and they send over tissues, a heating pad, homemade soup and ginger tea.
Private message to freaks like me:
The holiday bath bombs are 50% off at Lush now but you gotta go into the actual store.
The holiday bath bombs are 50% off at Lush now but you gotta go into the actual store.
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Private message to freaks like me:
The holiday bath bombs are 50% off at Lush now but you gotta go into the actual store.
The holiday bath bombs are 50% off at Lush now but you gotta go into the actual store.
Finished a 7 season rewatch of Nurse Jackie today, starting The Pitt now. This is gonna be ok, right? It’s not like a TV speedball?
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Finished a 7 season rewatch of Nurse Jackie today, starting The Pitt now. This is gonna be ok, right? It’s not like a TV speedball?
If you’ve found yourself viewing men, or white people, or straight people as the default - the “cheese pizza” if you will, and every other kind of person else is just some kind of variety of toppings on it, I beg you to take a class or something this year. Go on a journey. Get smarter. It’ll be fun!
January 4, 2026 at 4:47 AM
If you’ve found yourself viewing men, or white people, or straight people as the default - the “cheese pizza” if you will, and every other kind of person else is just some kind of variety of toppings on it, I beg you to take a class or something this year. Go on a journey. Get smarter. It’ll be fun!
When I see a shitty person I know becoming really successful online I like to lay back and enjoy the “tick tick tick tick” before that first big drop.
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
When I see a shitty person I know becoming really successful online I like to lay back and enjoy the “tick tick tick tick” before that first big drop.
I got a new haircut the day the US invaded Venezuela and no one mentioned it on the news :(
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I got a new haircut the day the US invaded Venezuela and no one mentioned it on the news :(
I have become the unnecessary unofficial street team for Heated Rivalry. I’m less proud of the dozen or so people I have recommended it to who came back obsessed - the real point of pride is the one who RANTED to me about what TRASH it is & how she couldn’t BELIEVE she watched every single episode.😏
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I have become the unnecessary unofficial street team for Heated Rivalry. I’m less proud of the dozen or so people I have recommended it to who came back obsessed - the real point of pride is the one who RANTED to me about what TRASH it is & how she couldn’t BELIEVE she watched every single episode.😏
Walking the dog on a rainy New Years Eve in Los Angeles, seeing everyone’s giant TVs through their windows, replaying Heated Rivalry.
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Walking the dog on a rainy New Years Eve in Los Angeles, seeing everyone’s giant TVs through their windows, replaying Heated Rivalry.
Every time I hear reports about Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie being out and about in Los Angeles I worry, because remember how they had to remove the Jack Sparrow walk-around character from Disney World because he kept being groped by horny moms?
Stay safe fellas.
Stay safe fellas.
January 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Every time I hear reports about Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie being out and about in Los Angeles I worry, because remember how they had to remove the Jack Sparrow walk-around character from Disney World because he kept being groped by horny moms?
Stay safe fellas.
Stay safe fellas.
2026 top trend—
Out: Bittersweet Symphonies
In: Honey Mustard Rags
Out: Bittersweet Symphonies
In: Honey Mustard Rags
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
2026 top trend—
Out: Bittersweet Symphonies
In: Honey Mustard Rags
Out: Bittersweet Symphonies
In: Honey Mustard Rags
Don’t forget to check inside your shoes before you put them on, because what if there is a great big crunchy spider in there?
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Don’t forget to check inside your shoes before you put them on, because what if there is a great big crunchy spider in there?
My dog coughed and audibly farted at the same time and in my house we call that The Christmas Miracle.
December 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My dog coughed and audibly farted at the same time and in my house we call that The Christmas Miracle.
Get Hudson Williams in a Steve Perry biopic STAT and let me write it.
December 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Get Hudson Williams in a Steve Perry biopic STAT and let me write it.
The greatest bag ever fumbled was Restoration Hardware discontinuing their foot duvets. How did y’all fuck that up??
December 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The greatest bag ever fumbled was Restoration Hardware discontinuing their foot duvets. How did y’all fuck that up??
Some really impressive work being done the field of “not all men” in quote replies everywhere.
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Some really impressive work being done the field of “not all men” in quote replies everywhere.
I am confident that we could solve the male loneliness epidemic if men just started talking to people in their communities instead of into podcast microphones.
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I am confident that we could solve the male loneliness epidemic if men just started talking to people in their communities instead of into podcast microphones.
Please watch Aparna Nancherla’s special, Hopeful Potato out NOW on Dropout! Aparna is the best, and the special was directed by the devastatingly gorgeous and very smart guy, me!
🎭 TONIGHT! Aparna Nancherla's FIRST Dropout special, Hopeful Potato, launches at 4 PM PT / 7 PM ET!
In her new special Aparna talks social anxiety, relationship dynamics, and the benefits of aging.
#DropoutPresents
In her new special Aparna talks social anxiety, relationship dynamics, and the benefits of aging.
#DropoutPresents
December 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Please watch Aparna Nancherla’s special, Hopeful Potato out NOW on Dropout! Aparna is the best, and the special was directed by the devastatingly gorgeous and very smart guy, me!
LAST CHANCE FOR XMAS SALE - today and tomorrow everything is 20% off, but you gotta order by tomorrow to get it in time for Christmas. BooBerryJones.etsy.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
LAST CHANCE FOR XMAS SALE - today and tomorrow everything is 20% off, but you gotta order by tomorrow to get it in time for Christmas. BooBerryJones.etsy.com
Sometimes I have to remind myself that everything I say in casual conversation does not have to establish my entire character, because I am not a character in a movie - and thank god bc movies are dead so I’d be screwed.
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Sometimes I have to remind myself that everything I say in casual conversation does not have to establish my entire character, because I am not a character in a movie - and thank god bc movies are dead so I’d be screwed.
Check in on your friends who know what they are doing.
They don’t know what they are doing.
Knowing what you’re doing is a trauma response.
There is no “knowing” or “what”, only “doing.”
Can this 👆 be a book proposal? Money por Eliza, s’il vous plait.
They don’t know what they are doing.
Knowing what you’re doing is a trauma response.
There is no “knowing” or “what”, only “doing.”
Can this 👆 be a book proposal? Money por Eliza, s’il vous plait.
December 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Check in on your friends who know what they are doing.
They don’t know what they are doing.
Knowing what you’re doing is a trauma response.
There is no “knowing” or “what”, only “doing.”
Can this 👆 be a book proposal? Money por Eliza, s’il vous plait.
They don’t know what they are doing.
Knowing what you’re doing is a trauma response.
There is no “knowing” or “what”, only “doing.”
Can this 👆 be a book proposal? Money por Eliza, s’il vous plait.
Hitting pause on my life until the US release of Pillion in February 2026.
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Hitting pause on my life until the US release of Pillion in February 2026.
It’s time for some REAL cultural advancements - let’s start pronouncing P.M. and A.M “peem” and “ahm”.
YOU CANT SPEND YOUR LIFE FEARING CHANGE, YOU COWARDS!!
YOU CANT SPEND YOUR LIFE FEARING CHANGE, YOU COWARDS!!
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It’s time for some REAL cultural advancements - let’s start pronouncing P.M. and A.M “peem” and “ahm”.
YOU CANT SPEND YOUR LIFE FEARING CHANGE, YOU COWARDS!!
YOU CANT SPEND YOUR LIFE FEARING CHANGE, YOU COWARDS!!
Reposted by Eliza Skinner - comedian
I already bought the cool hand-crafted (Not) Poison mug featured in the preview, but there was one with a different handle and lots more cool stuff! It's artisanal, get a mug your future great grandkids will think you're a witch for having!
My mugs & jars Etsy shop update is live - and 25% off! Wall monsters & dishes coming Monday and the sale will continue….
BooBerryJones.etsy.com
BooBerryJones.etsy.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I already bought the cool hand-crafted (Not) Poison mug featured in the preview, but there was one with a different handle and lots more cool stuff! It's artisanal, get a mug your future great grandkids will think you're a witch for having!
My mugs & jars Etsy shop update is live - and 25% off! Wall monsters & dishes coming Monday and the sale will continue….
BooBerryJones.etsy.com
BooBerryJones.etsy.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My mugs & jars Etsy shop update is live - and 25% off! Wall monsters & dishes coming Monday and the sale will continue….
BooBerryJones.etsy.com
BooBerryJones.etsy.com
Seeing that BOTH versions of the Johnny Lee Miller / Benedict Cumberbatch Frankenstein are streaming on the National Theater App made me exclaim “ooh!” in a way only a confirmed hermit can. Very mumbly and hoarse, through a thick beard and mustache - but excited!
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Seeing that BOTH versions of the Johnny Lee Miller / Benedict Cumberbatch Frankenstein are streaming on the National Theater App made me exclaim “ooh!” in a way only a confirmed hermit can. Very mumbly and hoarse, through a thick beard and mustache - but excited!