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The Bitterchick (fka @ohhollyhell)
@thebitterchick.bsky.social
Saluki & UT Law grad. Nerd. Apatheistic. Fun at parties.

I really know where my towel is.

I’m nice enough but I can be kind of a bitch. And, yes-I DO know better than you do.

Life’s hard; you gotta make your own fun.
Where would one sell off, like, over a hundred movie posters from the 70s-90s?

Asking for me. I don’t have friends.
September 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Watching all these Pamela Anderson/Liam Neeson interviews, one thought keeps coming to mind:

GREEN ACRES REBOOT.

Johnny Knoxville is Mr Haney. This could *work*, people.
August 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I have a king size bed. This is where Ferg decided to sleep tonight.
August 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Me just being a 55+ chick having the audacity to appear in public in a swimsuit and without makeup. #brave
July 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I actually feel for this guy, but his plate expires in August - there’s time to fix all this. 😂
July 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
There is a version of me that almost no one has seen.

I have called the cops on *myself* because of this version of me.

I always assumed when I finally broke, I would no longer care about anything- instead I care so much about everything.

And y’all are about to meet that version of me.
July 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Watching Thunderbolts. Lewis Pullman flashes his *amazing* abs and I’m suddenly finding myself attracted by a guy whose DAD I dug back in the day (and lowkey still do-who couldn’t love President Whitmore?!)

It is weird to age.
July 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
May the ghost of John McCain kick their collective asses.

They’re not citizens, but they can run for president? The fuck?
Deporting children of military veterans because they were born on an overseas military base.

This man has no citizenship now.
Texas Man Born to U.S. Soldier on U.S. Army Base Abroad Deported
He has no citizenship to any country, despite SCOTUS case
www.austinchronicle.com
June 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Reposted by The Bitterchick (fka @ohhollyhell)
I woke up this morning and told my family “Happy Friday!”
And they just looked at me and then whispered amongst themselves, “Who is going to tell her?”
June 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
WE LIVE IN A SOCIALIST DEMOCRACTIC GOVERNMENT, people.

If your taxes pay for social services, that socialism, dumbasses.

Like police and fire services? How about public education? People getting roadkill off the street?

MEDICARE?!

That’s socialism.
June 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Fergus always looks like he’s dissociating when I’m giving petting him the turbo back pets.
June 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
New Jensen Ackles content starting tomorrow.

Maybe this will make up for the universe absolutely sucking for the last year.

Of course, if the universe really want to make it up to me, they bring back Supernatural.

And put me on it.
June 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Happy Joss Whedon Birthday to those who still observe.
a man is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
ALT: a man is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
media.tenor.com
June 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Can someone please give me a good reason to give a rats ass about my job today? Other than, you know, feeding my kid and stuff?

It’s a little difficult being a lawyer when you’re not sure if you’re gonna have a constitution a week from now.
June 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Y’all I’m *trying*.

I got out of the hospital last Monday. I really tried to get stuff done last week, and I even did a few things.

But I dedicated myself to getting back to work today. From home, admittedly, but still.

And there’s a goddamn wasp in my home office.
June 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I threw a party in ninth grade.

No one came, not even my best friend.

I wasn’t as sad as Donald was today.
donald trump speaking into a microphone with the words so sad below him
ALT: donald trump speaking into a microphone with the words so sad below him
media.tenor.com
June 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
June 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Reposted by The Bitterchick (fka @ohhollyhell)
I tried to find a news story about this at 4 am Saturday and THERE IS NOTHING

I saw the video. I believe it happened. So WTF?!
US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )
June 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Yes and count on others to PUBLICIZE THE HELL OUT OF IT.

We *cannot* be the excuse.

I’m willing to take a hit tomorrow in public to stop taking one later when no one can see it happen. And to keep it from happening to as many others as possible.

If you can’t do that, stay home.
So if I understand best practices for No Kings correctly from social media, when the cops charge with horses or start throwing bombs at us we should immediately lie down flat on the ground and try to take a li’l nap?
June 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
We drove from ATL to Knoxville to meet Lance Guest and Mary Catherine Stewart from The Last Starfighter. My son, 9, said to her “Are you the girl from Weekend at Bernie’s?”

She smiled SO BIG and said “Yes! Did you like it?” and just took her time really engaged with him.

So that’s mine.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Reposted by The Bitterchick (fka @ohhollyhell)
Undocumented immigrants paid an effective federal income tax rate of 5.27% in 2022.

That means they paid a higher effective tax rate than 5 of the richest Americans…and a higher effective tax rate than 55 mega corporations.

So let me ask you: who are the real freeloaders?
June 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh God I started law school 30 years ago….
I’m sorry, Alanis Morissette just posted that it’s been 30 years since Jagged Little Pill and I must cast myself into the cauldron of age to be boiled into a stew of old.
June 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Reposted by The Bitterchick (fka @ohhollyhell)
Using the military "to execute the laws" is illegal? Who knew?
Let's all take a moment to read the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878. It's only one sentence.
June 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Gun fetishists have long defended the 2nd Amendment as necessary to fight back when the govt used the army against the people.

These same people are such sheep that when Trump *does* comes for their guns, they’ll gift wrap them for him then roll onto their backs demand belly rubs.
June 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM