I really know where my towel is.
I’m nice enough but I can be kind of a bitch. And, yes-I DO know better than you do.
Life’s hard; you gotta make your own fun.
Asking for me. I don’t have friends.
Asking for me. I don’t have friends.
GREEN ACRES REBOOT.
Johnny Knoxville is Mr Haney. This could *work*, people.
GREEN ACRES REBOOT.
Johnny Knoxville is Mr Haney. This could *work*, people.
I have called the cops on *myself* because of this version of me.
I always assumed when I finally broke, I would no longer care about anything- instead I care so much about everything.
And y’all are about to meet that version of me.
I have called the cops on *myself* because of this version of me.
I always assumed when I finally broke, I would no longer care about anything- instead I care so much about everything.
And y’all are about to meet that version of me.
It is weird to age.
It is weird to age.
They’re not citizens, but they can run for president? The fuck?
This man has no citizenship now.
They’re not citizens, but they can run for president? The fuck?
And they just looked at me and then whispered amongst themselves, “Who is going to tell her?”
And they just looked at me and then whispered amongst themselves, “Who is going to tell her?”
If your taxes pay for social services, that socialism, dumbasses.
Like police and fire services? How about public education? People getting roadkill off the street?
MEDICARE?!
That’s socialism.
If your taxes pay for social services, that socialism, dumbasses.
Like police and fire services? How about public education? People getting roadkill off the street?
MEDICARE?!
That’s socialism.
Maybe this will make up for the universe absolutely sucking for the last year.
Of course, if the universe really want to make it up to me, they bring back Supernatural.
And put me on it.
Maybe this will make up for the universe absolutely sucking for the last year.
Of course, if the universe really want to make it up to me, they bring back Supernatural.
And put me on it.
It’s a little difficult being a lawyer when you’re not sure if you’re gonna have a constitution a week from now.
It’s a little difficult being a lawyer when you’re not sure if you’re gonna have a constitution a week from now.
I got out of the hospital last Monday. I really tried to get stuff done last week, and I even did a few things.
But I dedicated myself to getting back to work today. From home, admittedly, but still.
And there’s a goddamn wasp in my home office.
I got out of the hospital last Monday. I really tried to get stuff done last week, and I even did a few things.
But I dedicated myself to getting back to work today. From home, admittedly, but still.
And there’s a goddamn wasp in my home office.
No one came, not even my best friend.
I wasn’t as sad as Donald was today.
No one came, not even my best friend.
I wasn’t as sad as Donald was today.
I saw the video. I believe it happened. So WTF?!
I saw the video. I believe it happened. So WTF?!
We *cannot* be the excuse.
I’m willing to take a hit tomorrow in public to stop taking one later when no one can see it happen. And to keep it from happening to as many others as possible.
If you can’t do that, stay home.
We *cannot* be the excuse.
I’m willing to take a hit tomorrow in public to stop taking one later when no one can see it happen. And to keep it from happening to as many others as possible.
If you can’t do that, stay home.
She smiled SO BIG and said “Yes! Did you like it?” and just took her time really engaged with him.
So that’s mine.
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
She smiled SO BIG and said “Yes! Did you like it?” and just took her time really engaged with him.
So that’s mine.
That means they paid a higher effective tax rate than 5 of the richest Americans…and a higher effective tax rate than 55 mega corporations.
So let me ask you: who are the real freeloaders?
That means they paid a higher effective tax rate than 5 of the richest Americans…and a higher effective tax rate than 55 mega corporations.
So let me ask you: who are the real freeloaders?
These same people are such sheep that when Trump *does* comes for their guns, they’ll gift wrap them for him then roll onto their backs demand belly rubs.
These same people are such sheep that when Trump *does* comes for their guns, they’ll gift wrap them for him then roll onto their backs demand belly rubs.