The Bitterchick (fka @ohhollyhell)
@thebitterchick.bsky.social
Saluki & UT Law grad. Nerd. Apatheistic. Fun at parties.
I really know where my towel is.
I’m nice enough but I can be kind of a bitch. And, yes-I DO know better than you do.
Life’s hard; you gotta make your own fun.
I really know where my towel is.
I’m nice enough but I can be kind of a bitch. And, yes-I DO know better than you do.
Life’s hard; you gotta make your own fun.
I have a king size bed. This is where Ferg decided to sleep tonight.
August 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I have a king size bed. This is where Ferg decided to sleep tonight.
I actually feel for this guy, but his plate expires in August - there’s time to fix all this. 😂
July 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I actually feel for this guy, but his plate expires in August - there’s time to fix all this. 😂
Fergus always looks like he’s dissociating when I’m giving petting him the turbo back pets.
June 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Fergus always looks like he’s dissociating when I’m giving petting him the turbo back pets.
Y’all I’m *trying*.
I got out of the hospital last Monday. I really tried to get stuff done last week, and I even did a few things.
But I dedicated myself to getting back to work today. From home, admittedly, but still.
And there’s a goddamn wasp in my home office.
I got out of the hospital last Monday. I really tried to get stuff done last week, and I even did a few things.
But I dedicated myself to getting back to work today. From home, admittedly, but still.
And there’s a goddamn wasp in my home office.
June 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Y’all I’m *trying*.
I got out of the hospital last Monday. I really tried to get stuff done last week, and I even did a few things.
But I dedicated myself to getting back to work today. From home, admittedly, but still.
And there’s a goddamn wasp in my home office.
I got out of the hospital last Monday. I really tried to get stuff done last week, and I even did a few things.
But I dedicated myself to getting back to work today. From home, admittedly, but still.
And there’s a goddamn wasp in my home office.
YES. It doesn’t happen often but it does happen.
This gorgeous baby is so far out of reach but *dear Chuck* she’s lovely.
This gorgeous baby is so far out of reach but *dear Chuck* she’s lovely.
June 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
YES. It doesn’t happen often but it does happen.
This gorgeous baby is so far out of reach but *dear Chuck* she’s lovely.
This gorgeous baby is so far out of reach but *dear Chuck* she’s lovely.
When your paralegal has also been one of your BFFs for 20 years:
June 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When your paralegal has also been one of your BFFs for 20 years:
“Gonna take a lot to drag me away from 🎵 youuuuuu… 🎶
“It’s something that a million men or more could never 🎶 doooo….🎵
“I bless the rains down in….”
“It’s something that a million men or more could never 🎶 doooo….🎵
“I bless the rains down in….”
June 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“Gonna take a lot to drag me away from 🎵 youuuuuu… 🎶
“It’s something that a million men or more could never 🎶 doooo….🎵
“I bless the rains down in….”
“It’s something that a million men or more could never 🎶 doooo….🎵
“I bless the rains down in….”
Kinda looks like Perry the Platypus grabbing a Texas-inator by his teeth.
June 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Kinda looks like Perry the Platypus grabbing a Texas-inator by his teeth.
I needed a mental tidy. Sorry about that. It’s been a rough coupla days.
June 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I needed a mental tidy. Sorry about that. It’s been a rough coupla days.
June 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Pip the Emotional Support Dragon has friend!
Presenting Eviscerata Eternalosa Conflagrata-Fuegos IV.
Presenting Eviscerata Eternalosa Conflagrata-Fuegos IV.
May 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pip the Emotional Support Dragon has friend!
Presenting Eviscerata Eternalosa Conflagrata-Fuegos IV.
Presenting Eviscerata Eternalosa Conflagrata-Fuegos IV.
More fun with AI but I’ll stop soon o swear: Ferg as a regency era gentleman, Tudor era courtier, Victorian era aristocrat, and “high school yearbook”
May 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
More fun with AI but I’ll stop soon o swear: Ferg as a regency era gentleman, Tudor era courtier, Victorian era aristocrat, and “high school yearbook”
More fun with AI: I got to take a photo with Jensen Ackles from supernatural in March 2023. I use that in the AI prompt “pride and prejudice.” I am absolutely dying.
May 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
More fun with AI: I got to take a photo with Jensen Ackles from supernatural in March 2023. I use that in the AI prompt “pride and prejudice.” I am absolutely dying.
More fun with AI: me and Pip the Emotional Support Dragon
May 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
More fun with AI: me and Pip the Emotional Support Dragon
More fun with AI: me and my emotional support dragon, Pip.
April 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
More fun with AI: me and my emotional support dragon, Pip.
I uploaded a picture of myself with the prompt “fire goddess of destruction.”
I want to print this on everything and wear it all the time.
I want to print this on everything and wear it all the time.
April 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I uploaded a picture of myself with the prompt “fire goddess of destruction.”
I want to print this on everything and wear it all the time.
I want to print this on everything and wear it all the time.
Fergus shows off the new Fossil bag.
April 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Fergus shows off the new Fossil bag.
Three more. :)
March 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Three more. :)
My bedroom, junior year of high school, fall 1986.
March 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My bedroom, junior year of high school, fall 1986.
I will always remember where I was today in 2009.
9+ months pregnant in an IMAX theater praying my water didn’t break before the movie was almost over.
9+ months pregnant in an IMAX theater praying my water didn’t break before the movie was almost over.
March 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I will always remember where I was today in 2009.
9+ months pregnant in an IMAX theater praying my water didn’t break before the movie was almost over.
9+ months pregnant in an IMAX theater praying my water didn’t break before the movie was almost over.
Been a minute since I’ve posted any Fergus content. I think he knows it, too:
March 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Been a minute since I’ve posted any Fergus content. I think he knows it, too:
His commercial video love is obsessive.
February 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
His commercial video love is obsessive.