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this is what the final boss at Ponderosa says to you
isocket.bsky.social enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 2d
first burger joint to start a 'may I MEAT you?' campaign has my business forever
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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big tent, amirite
rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 16h
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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wait how did he get into my party
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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A 2020 tweet that reads: My son just looked at the television and said "Daddy, do you think these rioters will register to vote?" He's a 46 year old Vox journalist and I hate him so fucking much.
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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i feel like not nearly enough people have seen the CSPAN video footage of Biden touching kids

youtu.be/V4PLSPvJ9BY
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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what-n-tarnation.bsky.social
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Pope getting amped up watching Ari Gold fire a bunch of people before walking into the headquarters of Opus Dei.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a white board with the letter g on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a white board with the letter g on it
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November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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"when you see that big beautiful bill ( Bill Clinton)" with an image of trump turning into the hawk tuah girl
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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human life existing for as long as it has is a fucking miracle
jtp.bsky.social jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 7d
those guys almost nuked themselves when they took this photo back in 2011
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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@markpocan.bsky.social continuing to be the GOAT
premthakker.bsky.social Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 9d
UPDATE — Here are the at least 11 congressional Democrats, 15 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 8 Democratic candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Rainbow Fish (@RAINBOWFISH) on Twitter: "what if nipples clicked in and out like pens"
November 3, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Text that says "You wouldn't send pig poop balls to a Muslim" in the Zohran for Mayor font generator thing
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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me: ugh, fine

Ralph Fiennes: exactly!
llobrow.bsky.social Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 15d
me: Ralph

Ralph Fiennes: no, Ralph

me: what did I say?

Ralph Fiennes: you said Ralph

me: and it's...?

Ralph Fiennes: Ralph

me: Ralph

Ralph Fiennes: no
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
February 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Captain, my name is Don Keefer. That's Elliot Hirsch and that's Sloan Sabbith. We work for Atlantis Cable News. And we wanted you and your first officer and Flight Attendant Crazy Lady to be the first ones on this plane to know that coronary heart disease killed Dick Cheney for you tonight.
A man standing in an airplane nervously looking at the airplane's captain
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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vlad
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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[turning chair around to sit on it backwards] you know who else they said was dead on the field and miraculously rose again
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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The Toe Tap
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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WALK OFF BALK WALK OFF BALK DO IT AND BE LEGENDS
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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OH MY GOD
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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as a cis sister to trans women, it's on fucking sight Brianna
katelynburns.com Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 20d
Go fuck yourself
Post Brianna Wu O Subscribe Trans sisters. I'm pretty sure I was wrong. I an somy. I genuinely thought that as a trans woman, if ceded some points with the gender critical crowd we could have a healthier conversation and arrive at better public policy. The problem is, they are getting crazier and more extreme. If you admit "trans women don't belong in women's sports" they agree, but call you a man the whole time. If you admit, "I understand I am a biological man, but this is how I want to live my life and talking about me like this is degrading" they scream about free speech. If you admit that hurtful language is part of free speech but you don't have to associate with people that degrade you, they act like the victim and call you a man and then say you should be thrown in an insane asylum. It's like this on everything. They are incapable of looking for a middle ground on bathrooms. They want maximalist policies on everything. They'd throw a fully transitioned, fully passing trans woman in male prison genpop and laugh as she got aids from being raped. I want a middle ground on so many of these polices. BUT THE FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM IS THEY DO NOT. They enjoy degrading us, it's fun for them. So, sisters. I genuinely don't know what to do. I think many of our most extreme ideas are bad. But theirs are worse. So if I have to pick, I choose us. I wish there were a political vehicle for compromise and medical safeguarding. But that just simply does not exist. Post Brianna Wu Subscribe @BriannaWu 2/ I consider my business settled with all trans sisters. If anyone wants to reset things, unblock and move forward, I am happy to do that. 7:16 • 01 Nov 25 • 5,969 Views
November 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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oh my fucking god
chrisdeleon.bsky.social Chris DeLeon Ⓥ DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 22d
"sophisticated financial engineering" oh that's not good
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM