allison rea
@thawsoundtrack.bsky.social
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix MSU legend 💚🤍
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix MSU legend 💚🤍
✨ https://dot.cards/authenticave
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reminding hotties (you) of their worth and cracking jokes (they’re bad)
I wish they’d bring back drunk history and cast regular people cause boy I can tell a story
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I wish they’d bring back drunk history and cast regular people cause boy I can tell a story
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m really enjoying this book, but the author just used “furtively,” for the fourth time.
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m really enjoying this book, but the author just used “furtively,” for the fourth time.
“Scott's wife had tried to turn his guns over to the police the day before, but the officer refused, saying, "Ma'am, a man's guns are sacred property."
"This one turns my blood cold," Yvonne said, pointing to the photo of a five-year-old Scott in a cowboy costume, guns in both hands.”
#booksky
"This one turns my blood cold," Yvonne said, pointing to the photo of a five-year-old Scott in a cowboy costume, guns in both hands.”
#booksky
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“Scott's wife had tried to turn his guns over to the police the day before, but the officer refused, saying, "Ma'am, a man's guns are sacred property."
"This one turns my blood cold," Yvonne said, pointing to the photo of a five-year-old Scott in a cowboy costume, guns in both hands.”
#booksky
"This one turns my blood cold," Yvonne said, pointing to the photo of a five-year-old Scott in a cowboy costume, guns in both hands.”
#booksky
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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amused/distraught to learn that fish flavored ice cream apparently exists
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
amused/distraught to learn that fish flavored ice cream apparently exists
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Eating breakfast to absorb it's powers
July 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Eating breakfast to absorb it's powers
are we all in agreement that Harland Willams is THE best uncle?
July 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
are we all in agreement that Harland Willams is THE best uncle?
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This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree
June 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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Responding to a sext with "I don't get it."
May 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Responding to a sext with "I don't get it."
just started crying cause I thought about waking up to the news of Will Ferrell dying
May 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
just started crying cause I thought about waking up to the news of Will Ferrell dying
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letting it linger just to feel something
May 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
letting it linger just to feel something
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We only rate dogs. This is clearly a cozy cow. We're proud of him for finding his moo, but please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10
May 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We only rate dogs. This is clearly a cozy cow. We're proud of him for finding his moo, but please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10
peace feels like loneliness when you’ve fought your whole life
May 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
peace feels like loneliness when you’ve fought your whole life
forgot to log out of my personal outlook and joined my client’s DCF meeting as Deandra 🦾
the MOST popular girl from Atchison High
the MOST popular girl from Atchison High
May 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
forgot to log out of my personal outlook and joined my client’s DCF meeting as Deandra 🦾
the MOST popular girl from Atchison High
the MOST popular girl from Atchison High
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Only fans but it’s just me reading erotic poetry in a southern accent
May 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Only fans but it’s just me reading erotic poetry in a southern accent
hey, just heard about soaking
May 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
hey, just heard about soaking
Kyle Sibert would adore this
Feels Bad Man by Dance Gavin Dance on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 3:19
music.apple.com
May 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Kyle Sibert would adore this
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Who up putting a bustle in they hedgerow?
April 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Who up putting a bustle in they hedgerow?
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tired: “live laugh love”
inspired:
inspired:
May 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
tired: “live laugh love”
inspired:
inspired:
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Don’t worry about falling from cloud 9, I had em put a whole mess of nets under it
May 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Don’t worry about falling from cloud 9, I had em put a whole mess of nets under it