That Matteo Dude
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Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
June 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
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"we only use AI for coming up with ideas" no you don't. you use AI to come up with the a bland version of other people's ideas. there is currently NOBODY more replaceable than you
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"we only use AI for coming up with ideas" no you don't. you use AI to come up with the a bland version of other people's ideas. there is currently NOBODY more replaceable than you
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12 years ago today, Killer Instinct (2013) was originally released on Xbox One worldwide as a system launch title. It was developed by Double Helix Studios and published by Microsoft Studios.
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
12 years ago today, Killer Instinct (2013) was originally released on Xbox One worldwide as a system launch title. It was developed by Double Helix Studios and published by Microsoft Studios.
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This better not awaken anything in me.
September 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
This better not awaken anything in me.
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Genuinely powerful words to live by.
September 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Genuinely powerful words to live by.
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you have to admit "can you make a documentary about a contemporary subject that never directly quotes anything he ever said or did" is kind of an interesting challenge from an artistic perspective
sinclair pulled its kirk tribute six minutes before it was set to air on its abc affiliates
September 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
you have to admit "can you make a documentary about a contemporary subject that never directly quotes anything he ever said or did" is kind of an interesting challenge from an artistic perspective
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This is basically every conservative on Twitter right now.
September 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This is basically every conservative on Twitter right now.
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"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you
"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you
"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
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Crazy that they don't offer thoughts and prayers when it's someone on their side. They want more blood.
Bonkers, right?
Bonkers, right?
September 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Crazy that they don't offer thoughts and prayers when it's someone on their side. They want more blood.
Bonkers, right?
Bonkers, right?
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Why is everyone policing what others say about Kirk, we're just practicing a lack of empathy, just like he would've wanted us to
September 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Why is everyone policing what others say about Kirk, we're just practicing a lack of empathy, just like he would've wanted us to
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“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
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must sometimes be incredibly weird to live in the world you spent your life advocating for
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
must sometimes be incredibly weird to live in the world you spent your life advocating for
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Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
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I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave
August 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave
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the metamorphosux
#makeaterriblecomicday2025
#makeaterriblecomicday2025
June 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the metamorphosux
#makeaterriblecomicday2025
#makeaterriblecomicday2025
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Cheat Sheet v.2
nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information
imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i
more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information
imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i
more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
July 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Cheat Sheet v.2
nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information
imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i
more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information
imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i
more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
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Sunrise has once again made the Gundam movie trilogy free to watch on Youtube for a limited period. I don't know how geolocked this is (the Gundaminfo North America twitter account posted it) but if you missed the theatrical screenings last fall, now's your chance. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Mobile Suit Gundam MOVIE (EN,CN,HK,TW,KR,FR,DE Sub) - YouTube
www.youtube.com
June 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Sunrise has once again made the Gundam movie trilogy free to watch on Youtube for a limited period. I don't know how geolocked this is (the Gundaminfo North America twitter account posted it) but if you missed the theatrical screenings last fall, now's your chance. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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nathan fielder (narrating): to understand what it’s like to be in a plane crash, i needed to experience one myself. but i would have to defeat the god of death to return to the world of the living. so in a studio warehouse, i recreated the shadow realm of duat and the twelve gates of the underworld,
May 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
nathan fielder (narrating): to understand what it’s like to be in a plane crash, i needed to experience one myself. but i would have to defeat the god of death to return to the world of the living. so in a studio warehouse, i recreated the shadow realm of duat and the twelve gates of the underworld,
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Young Adult Author: In my book I invented the Hunger Games as a cautionary tale
Trump Administration: At long last, we have created the Hunger Games from classic young adult novel Don't Create The Hunger Games
Trump Administration: At long last, we have created the Hunger Games from classic young adult novel Don't Create The Hunger Games
Trump officials reportedly consider TV gameshow with US citizenship as prize
Trump officials reportedly consider TV gameshow with US citizenship as prize
Homeland security department reviewing ‘out-of-the-box’ pitch in which immigrants would compete for citizenship
The US Department of Homeland Security is reportedly considering an “out-of-the-box” pitch to participate in a television gameshow that would have immigrants compete to obtain US citizenship.
Department spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin described the pitch to the New York Times as a “celebration of being an American” and said the show would include challenges based on American traditions. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
May 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Young Adult Author: In my book I invented the Hunger Games as a cautionary tale
Trump Administration: At long last, we have created the Hunger Games from classic young adult novel Don't Create The Hunger Games
Trump Administration: At long last, we have created the Hunger Games from classic young adult novel Don't Create The Hunger Games
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
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25% tariff on a whiskey drink
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink
132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink
132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
May 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
25% tariff on a whiskey drink
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink
132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink
132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
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but also, he's a nazi. his family moved to south africa in support of apartheid. he's literally named after a character in a wernher von braun novel. he openly advocates for eugenics. he's complained that poor black and brown countries are 'outbreeding' us. he's a trans eliminationist. he's a nazi.
Much fairer to say he's the greatest American popularizer of Nazism since Henry Ford and the greatest ever since Adolf Hitler.
Elon Musk: It Is 'Outrageous' to 'Claim That I'm a Nazi'
Elon Musk called claims that he's a Nazi 'outrageous' during an interview with Lara Trump on Fox News.
www.rollingstone.com
May 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
but also, he's a nazi. his family moved to south africa in support of apartheid. he's literally named after a character in a wernher von braun novel. he openly advocates for eugenics. he's complained that poor black and brown countries are 'outbreeding' us. he's a trans eliminationist. he's a nazi.
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
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She's a loving housewife *and* consumed by the enthralling specter of vengeance born from the vicious inhumanity of war? Call me colorblind, I only see green flags here.
April 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
She's a loving housewife *and* consumed by the enthralling specter of vengeance born from the vicious inhumanity of war? Call me colorblind, I only see green flags here.