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Felix
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Once again: Stop comparing things you don't like (turbines, pylons etc) to the Highland clearances. It's insulting to the memories of those forced from their homes and makes you come across like an ignorant twat.
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In what's now become an annual tradition, I've written another piece for The Gist about how and why I hate A.I.

On a bubble about to burst, a future rotted to its core, and the limits of the Mrs Doyle Theory of artificial intelligence.
www.thegist.ie/guest-gist-2...
Guest Gist: 2026, Our Already Rotting Future
Seamus O'Reilly warns of AI maximum bubbledrive this year.
www.thegist.ie
January 2, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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This vile shit is basically all the tech bros ever wanted it for, and fuck every single dickhead who's enabling it's use.
So we just accept this then? This is a legitimate use of technology going forward? This vile individual's account is just prompt after prompt asking Al to alter real-life images of women. The law needs to catch up with technology now - because we can't trust these tech companies to police themselves
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 PM
January 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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butlerian jihad now
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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remember that *there is literally no way to stop these products doing this* because they are *statistical models*. they don’t ’understand’ what they’re ’talking’ about, they’re just *generating plausible language*
Uh… check out what ChatGPT allegedly told a man before he killed his mother and then himself.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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This data has made me profoundly sad, this morning.
We really are a nation that loves animals and hates children. These figures are so shameful (via @natacha.bsky.social).
December 24, 2025 at 10:51 AM
There's a real theme to the images chosen for these campaigns - old men projecting their own creepy fantasies with AI - and it reveals a lot about them. None of it is good.
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Once again: Stop comparing things you don't like (turbines, pylons etc) to the Highland clearances. It's insulting to the memories of those forced from their homes and makes you come across like an ignorant twat.
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Woody Allen on dinners with Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew - No regrets.

Allen "wants to work with Trump and still says Jeffrey Epstein was “charming and personable”. It's "all good material".

The article was written by 'just protecting women' fanatic, Hadley Freeman
September 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Weird to appeal when they won? Huh?
Sandie Peggie’s lawyer confirms she will be appealing the “highly problematic” tribunal decision - Peggie herself says “I won’t be giving up the fight anytime soon”
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I honestly hoped that Disney would sue the generative AI companies into oblivion, but of course they prefer to make a load of crap cheaply and that's more profitable.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 22d
Disney says that it will "thoughtfully and responsibly extend" its storytelling through generative AI use with a $1 billion deal in OpenAI that will license 200 of its characters including Mickey Mouse, Luke Skywalker, Captain America and Elsa. https://bit.ly/4s6IGL8
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Davies, Heffer and Redwood being three of Britain’s most spectacular shit-up-wall crackpots, by the way. How do you like your legislature: bent as fuck or racist and deranged? Well, why not both
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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The day I consult an LLM on child-rearing is the day you can stick me in a padded room and throw away the key.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Here we go
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
You have to see how Amazon is promoting 'The road' on Prime. People expecting a stirring tale of courage and overcoming all the odds are going to be really disappointed!
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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For non-Brits: nobody can afford to get sued by revved-up wingnuts and crackpots armed with JK Rowling’s money, and nobody wants to be the next organisation protested by the far right and monstered into the heart of the earth by the world’s most poisonous media outlets. So they are folding.
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Your Party conference:
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM