Jayson
@tealriot.bsky.social
Holy shit, that ear spot
August 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Holy shit, that ear spot
Was that Shad ringside?
August 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Was that Shad ringside?
More eleven am ppvs, please
August 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
More eleven am ppvs, please
I always gotta Google what obscure (to me) video game Kenny Omega is dressed as
July 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I always gotta Google what obscure (to me) video game Kenny Omega is dressed as
Y'all, I love pro wrestling
July 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Y'all, I love pro wrestling
I haven't watched much AEW lately. Is MJF a midcarder again?
May 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I haven't watched much AEW lately. Is MJF a midcarder again?
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[sometime around 2005]
TOM CRUISE: i will now share my true personality with the world
THE WORLD: no thank you
TOM CRUISE: very well, disregard
TOM CRUISE: i will now share my true personality with the world
THE WORLD: no thank you
TOM CRUISE: very well, disregard
May 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
[sometime around 2005]
TOM CRUISE: i will now share my true personality with the world
THE WORLD: no thank you
TOM CRUISE: very well, disregard
TOM CRUISE: i will now share my true personality with the world
THE WORLD: no thank you
TOM CRUISE: very well, disregard
Holy shit. Irsay finally coked himself to death
May 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Holy shit. Irsay finally coked himself to death
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I Know What You Did Last Supper
‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2’ has been officially titled…
‘THE RESURRECTION OF CHRIST’
‘THE RESURRECTION OF CHRIST’
May 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I Know What You Did Last Supper
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So I have now read the Big Three Ayn Rand Books, atlas shrugged, the fountainhead, and anthem. And I have this to say: she’s bad at writing books, so bad, in fact, that I find her popularity genuinely strange
May 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So I have now read the Big Three Ayn Rand Books, atlas shrugged, the fountainhead, and anthem. And I have this to say: she’s bad at writing books, so bad, in fact, that I find her popularity genuinely strange
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ANYONE, regardless of party, that feels this entitled, should be phased out via primary opposition next spring. I will not back down from that opinion. Democrats that are complicit are not representing the values of the people that elected them.
Stephen Lynch, aiming to be top Dem on the Oversight Cmte, blew up at a constituent who asked him to oppose the GOP.
"I get to decide that. I get to decide that. I get to decide that. I'm elected. I get to decide that. You wanna decide that? You need to run for Congress, okay? I get to decide that"
"I get to decide that. I get to decide that. I get to decide that. I'm elected. I get to decide that. You wanna decide that? You need to run for Congress, okay? I get to decide that"
April 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ANYONE, regardless of party, that feels this entitled, should be phased out via primary opposition next spring. I will not back down from that opinion. Democrats that are complicit are not representing the values of the people that elected them.
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as a latecomer to sports i cannot imagine cheering on a dominant team. the whole point seems to be experiencing a kind of collective ritualistic suffering punctuated by brief, ecstatic glimpses of triumph
April 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
as a latecomer to sports i cannot imagine cheering on a dominant team. the whole point seems to be experiencing a kind of collective ritualistic suffering punctuated by brief, ecstatic glimpses of triumph
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I’ll start going to church when they no longer need handicapped parking spots.
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’ll start going to church when they no longer need handicapped parking spots.
Boy, that main event was ass
April 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Boy, that main event was ass
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every sentence of this gets exponentially funnier
Mayor Adams is wearing his “in god we trust” American flag shirt once again. But this time it’s written in Italian. He says it’s Spanish to honor the victims of a nightclub roof collapse in the Dominican republic last week.
April 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
every sentence of this gets exponentially funnier
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If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.
April 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.
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The crowd and overflow crowd for the Bernie Sanders/AOC event tonight in Utah.
Wow.
Wow.
April 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The crowd and overflow crowd for the Bernie Sanders/AOC event tonight in Utah.
Wow.
Wow.
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It always boggles my mind that I, a journalist, am expressly forbidden from trading stocks, but members of Congress, with vastly greater knowledge of market-moving news, are allowed to profit by front-running markets, and so may profit by in essence stealing from the public they represent.
April 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
It always boggles my mind that I, a journalist, am expressly forbidden from trading stocks, but members of Congress, with vastly greater knowledge of market-moving news, are allowed to profit by front-running markets, and so may profit by in essence stealing from the public they represent.
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
April 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
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Rightwing rapper named "Wiz Tariffa"
April 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Rightwing rapper named "Wiz Tariffa"
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chat, is there anything in christianity about forgiving the people who killed your son
April 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
chat, is there anything in christianity about forgiving the people who killed your son
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slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings
April 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings