Wild Tyle
@tchavez98.bsky.social
LA based - 26 - Writer and emo connoisseur
I get so defensive when someone smaller than me is in the section of clothes my size at a thrift store. Stop trying to make your baggy "fits" for IG seeing you here gives me body dysmorphia.
August 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I get so defensive when someone smaller than me is in the section of clothes my size at a thrift store. Stop trying to make your baggy "fits" for IG seeing you here gives me body dysmorphia.
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From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
June 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
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I saw Gavin Newsom load a homeless family into a Waymo and shout, “the ocean please” into the steering wheel and then slap the back of it to send it off like a horse.
May 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I saw Gavin Newsom load a homeless family into a Waymo and shout, “the ocean please” into the steering wheel and then slap the back of it to send it off like a horse.
Getting a lot of upvotes (10) on my takes in the Survivor subreddit. Might start gambling after this.
May 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Getting a lot of upvotes (10) on my takes in the Survivor subreddit. Might start gambling after this.
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A Titanfall extraction shooter would have whipped ass, probably.
But that's because Titanfall ANYTHING would whip ass and I think we should NOT cancel the game or fire the team building Titanfall
Thanks for coming to my lecture: we should all play movement-centric shooters and have a lot of fun
But that's because Titanfall ANYTHING would whip ass and I think we should NOT cancel the game or fire the team building Titanfall
Thanks for coming to my lecture: we should all play movement-centric shooters and have a lot of fun
April 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A Titanfall extraction shooter would have whipped ass, probably.
But that's because Titanfall ANYTHING would whip ass and I think we should NOT cancel the game or fire the team building Titanfall
Thanks for coming to my lecture: we should all play movement-centric shooters and have a lot of fun
But that's because Titanfall ANYTHING would whip ass and I think we should NOT cancel the game or fire the team building Titanfall
Thanks for coming to my lecture: we should all play movement-centric shooters and have a lot of fun
My romance? Chemical.
my doors? the'd
My stones? Rolling
April 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My romance? Chemical.
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“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
Went to the eye doctor and he said my vision in my bad eye got better. Not the win I expected but at this point I'll take it.
April 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Went to the eye doctor and he said my vision in my bad eye got better. Not the win I expected but at this point I'll take it.
Pop songs in the early 2010s really liked to reference other pop songs and artists
April 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Pop songs in the early 2010s really liked to reference other pop songs and artists
Had the idea of a Scholastic Book Fair for adults and then remembered that book stores exist
April 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Had the idea of a Scholastic Book Fair for adults and then remembered that book stores exist
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Is MLB TV crashing on Opening Day Donald Trump's Katrina?
March 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Is MLB TV crashing on Opening Day Donald Trump's Katrina?
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When I say I’m Catholic, what I mean is that I do not believe in God but do believe in Hell.
March 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
When I say I’m Catholic, what I mean is that I do not believe in God but do believe in Hell.
Hi I wrote about how restaurants closing make me sad and how we reflect our growth by what we order at diners and who we order with:
open.substack.com/pub/tylercha...
open.substack.com/pub/tylercha...
I Get Sad About Restaurants Closing
Last month one of my friends from home told me that our hometown diner was closing.
open.substack.com
March 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hi I wrote about how restaurants closing make me sad and how we reflect our growth by what we order at diners and who we order with:
open.substack.com/pub/tylercha...
open.substack.com/pub/tylercha...
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People on bluesky will really be like "you believe in firebombing Tesla? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, winning elections" and then not win an election.
March 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
People on bluesky will really be like "you believe in firebombing Tesla? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, winning elections" and then not win an election.
*Gets best yet again by Republicans as the country falls more and more into fascism*
No you see the problem is the guy everyone likes. Not my people who everyone hates more and more.
No you see the problem is the guy everyone likes. Not my people who everyone hates more and more.
March 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
*Gets best yet again by Republicans as the country falls more and more into fascism*
No you see the problem is the guy everyone likes. Not my people who everyone hates more and more.
No you see the problem is the guy everyone likes. Not my people who everyone hates more and more.
If most people agree that the introduction of other ingredients into a grilled cheese makes it a press and not a grilled cheese, why does no one point out that using any other noodle than macaroni in Mac and cheese make it NOT Mac and cheese?
March 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If most people agree that the introduction of other ingredients into a grilled cheese makes it a press and not a grilled cheese, why does no one point out that using any other noodle than macaroni in Mac and cheese make it NOT Mac and cheese?
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There has never been a better time for Rage Against The Machine to come back with a new album that seems tepid compared to their original work and gets a 5.6 from Pitchfork
March 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There has never been a better time for Rage Against The Machine to come back with a new album that seems tepid compared to their original work and gets a 5.6 from Pitchfork
Being a guy is awesome. Last night I made friends at the bar by talking about the 2015 World Series.
March 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Being a guy is awesome. Last night I made friends at the bar by talking about the 2015 World Series.
My gut when I start eating more chickpeas:
THEY'RE INSTALLING FIBER IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!
March 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My gut when I start eating more chickpeas:
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boomer take
but apps that automatically turn ascii smiley faces into emojis instead are destroying cherished relics of the internet's golden age
but apps that automatically turn ascii smiley faces into emojis instead are destroying cherished relics of the internet's golden age
March 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
boomer take
but apps that automatically turn ascii smiley faces into emojis instead are destroying cherished relics of the internet's golden age
but apps that automatically turn ascii smiley faces into emojis instead are destroying cherished relics of the internet's golden age
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nextdoor started sending me daily email digests i never asked for, but i'm really glad they did. someone just posted a photo of a parked car with a door open like "hey heads up in case this is your car." someone asked if they closed it. they said "no, because what if i close it and the car explodes"
March 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
nextdoor started sending me daily email digests i never asked for, but i'm really glad they did. someone just posted a photo of a parked car with a door open like "hey heads up in case this is your car." someone asked if they closed it. they said "no, because what if i close it and the car explodes"
Feeling like there's a big push to make citrus sumo a thing. Something is up.
March 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Feeling like there's a big push to make citrus sumo a thing. Something is up.
Brazilians raging at Anora robbing their apparent guaranteed wins for I'm Not Here is so funny
March 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Brazilians raging at Anora robbing their apparent guaranteed wins for I'm Not Here is so funny
People on Bluesky are miserable. Anora was fucking amazing. The non-Nazi side of Twitter loved it.
March 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
People on Bluesky are miserable. Anora was fucking amazing. The non-Nazi side of Twitter loved it.
Being able to see the Reels your mutuals like on IG is diabolical
February 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Being able to see the Reels your mutuals like on IG is diabolical