Taylor Swope
@taylorswope.bsky.social
Technical Designer at Obsidian Entertainment
jumping from “Carrie” (1974, 290 pages) to “Bag of Bones” (1998, 732 pages) and it’s amazing how concise King was once able to be
July 8, 2023 at 3:44 PM
jumping from “Carrie” (1974, 290 pages) to “Bag of Bones” (1998, 732 pages) and it’s amazing how concise King was once able to be
no genre bullshit allowed on this flight
July 6, 2023 at 3:06 PM
no genre bullshit allowed on this flight
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anyone else see this pop up lately? this is worse than when they tell you to click on crosswalks
July 6, 2023 at 1:42 PM
anyone else see this pop up lately? this is worse than when they tell you to click on crosswalks
watched s2 of The Bear, and my main takeaway is that if working in a kitchen is anything like what is depicted in that show, I want worse food made by people who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding
July 5, 2023 at 6:39 AM
watched s2 of The Bear, and my main takeaway is that if working in a kitchen is anything like what is depicted in that show, I want worse food made by people who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding
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on your last day in prison walk up to the biggest, meanest guy in the yard and give him your contact info so you can stay in touch
July 2, 2023 at 11:42 PM
on your last day in prison walk up to the biggest, meanest guy in the yard and give him your contact info so you can stay in touch
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[waving hand dismissively] yes yes the horrors are ceaseless and all-consuming
July 5, 2023 at 1:34 AM
[waving hand dismissively] yes yes the horrors are ceaseless and all-consuming
over a decade ago I grabbed a book out of a junk pile and I’m just now getting around to reading it, and I found a bit of film stuck between the pages and I love physical media so much
July 4, 2023 at 10:34 PM
over a decade ago I grabbed a book out of a junk pile and I’m just now getting around to reading it, and I found a bit of film stuck between the pages and I love physical media so much
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Microdosing stolen valor by silently believing that certain fireworks are going off in honor of me
July 4, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Microdosing stolen valor by silently believing that certain fireworks are going off in honor of me
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I'd say that 25% of the lasagnas depicted in Garfield and Friends look like a plate of beige hummus or a bunch of rolled up mashed potato logs and my theory is that Jon is making Garfield special "cat lasagnas" that are cheaper because Garfield is an animal and does not know the difference
July 4, 2023 at 7:48 PM
I'd say that 25% of the lasagnas depicted in Garfield and Friends look like a plate of beige hummus or a bunch of rolled up mashed potato logs and my theory is that Jon is making Garfield special "cat lasagnas" that are cheaper because Garfield is an animal and does not know the difference
for many years I have tried and failed to understand weather and at this point I’m just going to say that it’s none of my business
cold fronts, low pressure volumes, it’s all dead to me, just tell me if it’s hot or cold outside
cold fronts, low pressure volumes, it’s all dead to me, just tell me if it’s hot or cold outside
July 2, 2023 at 11:56 PM
for many years I have tried and failed to understand weather and at this point I’m just going to say that it’s none of my business
cold fronts, low pressure volumes, it’s all dead to me, just tell me if it’s hot or cold outside
cold fronts, low pressure volumes, it’s all dead to me, just tell me if it’s hot or cold outside
in high school this rich kid had these super expensive sunglasses and he kept bragging about how they were unbreakable and he’d never need another pair, and then after winter break he didn’t have them anymore and we asked what happened and he sheepishly said he lost them and I still laugh about that
July 2, 2023 at 6:52 PM
in high school this rich kid had these super expensive sunglasses and he kept bragging about how they were unbreakable and he’d never need another pair, and then after winter break he didn’t have them anymore and we asked what happened and he sheepishly said he lost them and I still laugh about that
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Finding mutuals on here like the dead recognizing one another's faces on the far shore of the river we must all cross
July 2, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Finding mutuals on here like the dead recognizing one another's faces on the far shore of the river we must all cross
I’m wanting to be a bit more sincere here and leave the shitposting to twitter and I’m discovering that I think I have forgotten how to express genuine feelings without adding “lmao” or otherwise couching it all in some joke
June 28, 2023 at 8:15 PM
I’m wanting to be a bit more sincere here and leave the shitposting to twitter and I’m discovering that I think I have forgotten how to express genuine feelings without adding “lmao” or otherwise couching it all in some joke
taylor (taylor (taylor's version)'s version)
June 27, 2023 at 9:43 PM
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am I unhappy with my job or am I simply unhappy and have a job
June 26, 2023 at 11:45 PM
am I unhappy with my job or am I simply unhappy and have a job
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no one told me when I got a bike that I’d have to go up big hills 🥺
June 25, 2023 at 4:12 AM
no one told me when I got a bike that I’d have to go up big hills 🥺
wild how there are people out there just, like, experiencing joy
like what the hell
like what the hell
June 24, 2023 at 6:05 AM
wild how there are people out there just, like, experiencing joy
like what the hell
like what the hell
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James Cameron holding a press conference after I accidentally burn to death while attempting to travel back in time to prevent judgment day
June 23, 2023 at 6:33 PM
James Cameron holding a press conference after I accidentally burn to death while attempting to travel back in time to prevent judgment day
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Going to the store where they sell fucked up artifacts that kill you in ironic ways anyone need anything
June 23, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Going to the store where they sell fucked up artifacts that kill you in ironic ways anyone need anything