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Dee
@figgled.bsky.social
John Stamos still won’t return my emails
Happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 11:25 AM
There’s an acorn on my flight
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Grateful to the boomer who told me childfree people have zero stress and complete financial security, I didn’t realise what I had 🙏🏼
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Finally got the courage to correct someone for spelling my name wrong and I called them a completely incorrect name. I’m sorry Ann/Jane
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
This expensive Dyson fan may not be efficient, but at least it’s ear-shatteringly loud
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I hope this e-snail finds you shell
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
One day she may actually kill me
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Frankenstein 2: Pig in the City
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Surprisingly, the least popular magnet at this hospital gift shop is the one saying ‘HAPPINESS: IT’S A CHOICE’
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
House near me has a big handmade sign: ‘NO DO-GOODERS’ and I desperately want to knock & ask what prompted the sign. It’s not do-gooder behaviour to be annoying
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Olive: 🫨
April 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Spare a thought for Melbourne youths, they’re going through a lot (Elon Musk made ketamine lame)
March 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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@figgled.bsky.social Is this you? Because it aged extremely well.
February 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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This is one of my favorite publications and the whole family reads it. Can’t recommend it enough. Worth getting it in print (even with expensive shipping to US) but can get it electronically.
Does anyone on this site know what Frankie is? Anyway it’s a v cool magazine I write for that you can buy (in Aus only sorry), new issue out now
March 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage i'm like yeah. me know
March 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
fucking hell i wish i could lay in bed while people gathered around saying Oh come let us adore him
December 7, 2023 at 4:39 AM
Hi mate I saw your posts about haters and wanted to clarify. you’re just 38 and really annoying. Anyway hope you’re good
November 8, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Was asked to write something light so I wrote about spring: hay fever, semen trees and bird attacks! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
November 3, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Play stupid games, win a lot of friendship. Friends are the best for stupid games. And you just can’t put a price on fun
October 29, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Saying ‘rise and grind’ at a moderate volume to an empty room and remaining in bed for 3-6 hours
October 7, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Does anyone on this site know what Frankie is? Anyway it’s a v cool magazine I write for that you can buy (in Aus only sorry), new issue out now
October 4, 2023 at 6:43 AM