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columbo: yknow, my nephew, every morning he open palm slams a tape into the vcr. you believe that? it’s chronicles of riddick and right there he starts doin all the moves with his favorite character riddick. he does all the moves hard, too
jack cassidy: is there a point to this story lieutenant?
jack cassidy: is there a point to this story lieutenant?
March 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
columbo: yknow, my nephew, every morning he open palm slams a tape into the vcr. you believe that? it’s chronicles of riddick and right there he starts doin all the moves with his favorite character riddick. he does all the moves hard, too
jack cassidy: is there a point to this story lieutenant?
jack cassidy: is there a point to this story lieutenant?
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24 (Series, 2001 - 2010)
January 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
24 (Series, 2001 - 2010)
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the goops my wife smears on her face at night are so special to her. the goops are a very important part of her life
January 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
the goops my wife smears on her face at night are so special to her. the goops are a very important part of her life
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
where does the new york times even find these people
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me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
December 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
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todays my birthday.
it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
December 20, 2024 at 3:31 AM
todays my birthday.
it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
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yosemite sam walking back into the saloon after having sex with a sexy cowgirl who turned out to be, yet again, bugs bunny
December 6, 2024 at 7:43 PM
yosemite sam walking back into the saloon after having sex with a sexy cowgirl who turned out to be, yet again, bugs bunny
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CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
December 7, 2024 at 4:59 AM
CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
November 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
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hey man i don't know if anyone's told you yet but nobody likes you, you stink, your ideas are stupid, ai is loser shit, and you should go fuck yourself
November 27, 2024 at 11:08 PM
hey man i don't know if anyone's told you yet but nobody likes you, you stink, your ideas are stupid, ai is loser shit, and you should go fuck yourself
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Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
November 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
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I have spent hundreds of hours imagining Crow’s silhouette on MST3K facing forward, and then facing back, and then forward again. At this point, I can flip him back and forth with incredible ease inside my mind. You DO NOT want to fuck with me.
October 4, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I have spent hundreds of hours imagining Crow’s silhouette on MST3K facing forward, and then facing back, and then forward again. At this point, I can flip him back and forth with incredible ease inside my mind. You DO NOT want to fuck with me.