Tarragon
@tarragonv.bsky.social
Not actually an herb
I like cheese
I like cheese
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Every bit of this only reinforces Joyce Carol Oates’ absolute roast of Elon Musk as fundamentally lacking in the ability to enjoy anything normally human. “I built a tool that can insult people in a social setting better than anything ever invented” is a real personal tell.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Every bit of this only reinforces Joyce Carol Oates’ absolute roast of Elon Musk as fundamentally lacking in the ability to enjoy anything normally human. “I built a tool that can insult people in a social setting better than anything ever invented” is a real personal tell.
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Somebody who isn't a real US attorney has been proceeding against somebody in federal court with a faked indictment.
In a sane system, Halligan would be going to prison.
In a sane system, Halligan would be going to prison.
Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.
Translate for us non-law-talkers...?
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Somebody who isn't a real US attorney has been proceeding against somebody in federal court with a faked indictment.
In a sane system, Halligan would be going to prison.
In a sane system, Halligan would be going to prison.
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Lost in the reporting:
Know who’s not in the Epstein files?
Latinos. Black people. Poor people. Immigrants. Trans people. All the “DEI” people.
1/
Know who’s not in the Epstein files?
Latinos. Black people. Poor people. Immigrants. Trans people. All the “DEI” people.
1/
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Lost in the reporting:
Know who’s not in the Epstein files?
Latinos. Black people. Poor people. Immigrants. Trans people. All the “DEI” people.
1/
Know who’s not in the Epstein files?
Latinos. Black people. Poor people. Immigrants. Trans people. All the “DEI” people.
1/
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
Oh good. Great idea folks.
That headline isn't even the worst they got the toys to say
That headline isn't even the worst they got the toys to say
toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Oh good. Great idea folks.
That headline isn't even the worst they got the toys to say
That headline isn't even the worst they got the toys to say
It's so beautiful. I've never seen anything like it.
[also, that's hilarious]
[also, that's hilarious]
Since we aren’t getting the northern lights due to all this cloud cover, here is your runner up #roc
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's so beautiful. I've never seen anything like it.
[also, that's hilarious]
[also, that's hilarious]
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seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
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Here's a tip. If you want people to rightfully hate the GOP?
THEN JUST TALK SHIT ABOUT THE GOP.
If you talk shit about the Dems, guess what? So are the GOP. You're doing their job.
Anyway.
THEN JUST TALK SHIT ABOUT THE GOP.
If you talk shit about the Dems, guess what? So are the GOP. You're doing their job.
Anyway.
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Here's a tip. If you want people to rightfully hate the GOP?
THEN JUST TALK SHIT ABOUT THE GOP.
If you talk shit about the Dems, guess what? So are the GOP. You're doing their job.
Anyway.
THEN JUST TALK SHIT ABOUT THE GOP.
If you talk shit about the Dems, guess what? So are the GOP. You're doing their job.
Anyway.
World Central Kitchen is an amazing organization that feeds people in need, usually after wide scale disasters.
They are currently in DC serving federal workers and their families.
They are currently in DC serving federal workers and their families.
World Central Kitchen | WCK Serves D.C. Area Feds & Families
As the federal government shutdown enters its fifth week, WCK teams and volunteers are serving meals in and around the Washington, D.C. region to federal workers and their families. Since setting up o...
wck.org
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
World Central Kitchen is an amazing organization that feeds people in need, usually after wide scale disasters.
They are currently in DC serving federal workers and their families.
They are currently in DC serving federal workers and their families.
What the actual fuck!
Also the NYT changed the headline but you can still see this one on archive.org
Also the NYT changed the headline but you can still see this one on archive.org
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What the actual fuck!
Also the NYT changed the headline but you can still see this one on archive.org
Also the NYT changed the headline but you can still see this one on archive.org
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A democratic sweep was the perfect way to honor Dick Cheney's death. Well done, everyone. See you tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
A democratic sweep was the perfect way to honor Dick Cheney's death. Well done, everyone. See you tomorrow.
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
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One should endeavor to live one’s life in such a way that Stephen Miller would never endorse you.
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
One should endeavor to live one’s life in such a way that Stephen Miller would never endorse you.
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To be fair, this was Cuomo's own closing argument.
Trump’s closing argument tonight:
Andrew Cuomo sucks but vote for him anyway.
Andrew Cuomo sucks but vote for him anyway.
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
To be fair, this was Cuomo's own closing argument.
Music puked up an automatic playlist that I enjoy. But holy hell it's full off of bands with nihilistic names.
Faith No More
Suicidal Tendencies
Corrosion of Conformity
Rage Against the Machine
Bad Religion
Too Much Joy
Song wise the Crüxshadows may actually have the most positive song on the list
Faith No More
Suicidal Tendencies
Corrosion of Conformity
Rage Against the Machine
Bad Religion
Too Much Joy
Song wise the Crüxshadows may actually have the most positive song on the list
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Music puked up an automatic playlist that I enjoy. But holy hell it's full off of bands with nihilistic names.
Faith No More
Suicidal Tendencies
Corrosion of Conformity
Rage Against the Machine
Bad Religion
Too Much Joy
Song wise the Crüxshadows may actually have the most positive song on the list
Faith No More
Suicidal Tendencies
Corrosion of Conformity
Rage Against the Machine
Bad Religion
Too Much Joy
Song wise the Crüxshadows may actually have the most positive song on the list
So cute
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
So cute
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Tried to reorder tea from a French company that we really like, and not only will they no longer ship to the U.S., if you try to enter a U.S. address, it returns an "invalid country" error message.
Which ... yeah.
Which ... yeah.
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Tried to reorder tea from a French company that we really like, and not only will they no longer ship to the U.S., if you try to enter a U.S. address, it returns an "invalid country" error message.
Which ... yeah.
Which ... yeah.
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Harsh Mello
Harsh Mello
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Bitterfinger
Bitterfinger
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
S&Ms
S&Ms
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Harsh Mello
Harsh Mello
By leaving Ruth’s Chris before the bill arrives I’m forcing the issue of giving me free food. It’s a strategy known steak-dashing.
JFC, Bloomberg this is illegal and wildly immoral not a fucking strategy.
JFC, Bloomberg this is illegal and wildly immoral not a fucking strategy.
By proceeding with the demolition of the White House East Wing before seeking approval from federal agencies for a new ballroom, President Donald Trump forced the issue. It's a strategy known as "stake-driving."
How Trump Demolished the White House East Wing
By putting the demolition of the East Wing before the necessary approvals for his ballroom, President Donald Trump borrowed a tactic known as “stake-driving” to force an outcome.
bloom.bg
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
By leaving Ruth’s Chris before the bill arrives I’m forcing the issue of giving me free food. It’s a strategy known steak-dashing.
JFC, Bloomberg this is illegal and wildly immoral not a fucking strategy.
JFC, Bloomberg this is illegal and wildly immoral not a fucking strategy.
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That's such a good question! Tell me, did you try endorsing his opponent in the 2024 election?
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
That's such a good question! Tell me, did you try endorsing his opponent in the 2024 election?
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the panting over-enthusiasm for Platner is another example of how you should never be horny on Maine.
October 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
the panting over-enthusiasm for Platner is another example of how you should never be horny on Maine.
If you took a drink every time that Speaker of the House Mike Johnson didn't know something you would be dead from alcohol poisoning.
October 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you took a drink every time that Speaker of the House Mike Johnson didn't know something you would be dead from alcohol poisoning.