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tacobreath
@tacobreath.bsky.social
· Aug 17
I'm sure we all have some random pictures in our phone's camera gallery that we have a difficult time letting go of... here's mine
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
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This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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crazy that it's almost the fourth of july in australia
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
crazy that it's almost the fourth of july in australia
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🚨 The DOJ appears to have redacted Donald Trump’s name from the allegations made in this exhibit in the Epstein files.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
December 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
🚨 The DOJ appears to have redacted Donald Trump’s name from the allegations made in this exhibit in the Epstein files.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
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Your post is being read by...The Nozzle
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Your post is being read by...The Nozzle
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screensaver, magazine screenshot & caption (1996) archive.org/details/cdro...
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
screensaver, magazine screenshot & caption (1996) archive.org/details/cdro...
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The deadline to release the Epstein files is Friday.
I can't wait to find out what country we invade on Thursday.
I can't wait to find out what country we invade on Thursday.
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The deadline to release the Epstein files is Friday.
I can't wait to find out what country we invade on Thursday.
I can't wait to find out what country we invade on Thursday.
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I won’t even walk across the office to see a coworker’s new baby. Nothing in the world could get me to ride a camel across the desert to deliver essential oils to a newborn in a barn
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I won’t even walk across the office to see a coworker’s new baby. Nothing in the world could get me to ride a camel across the desert to deliver essential oils to a newborn in a barn
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let’s turn this crack house into a crack home ❤️💍
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
let’s turn this crack house into a crack home ❤️💍
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Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
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A+ trolling from Zelenskyy
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A+ trolling from Zelenskyy
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Holiday anxiety is the most festive of all anxieties.
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Holiday anxiety is the most festive of all anxieties.
Mfers posting noncontroversial posts and turning off the replies now? Block, block, block
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Mfers posting noncontroversial posts and turning off the replies now? Block, block, block
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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well look, at least it’s not like [is handed a note from someone off camera] well folks, at least it is [is handed another note from someone off camera] anyway, things are bad, but it could be [is handed another note from someone off camera] as I was saying, we should be [is handed another note from
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
well look, at least it’s not like [is handed a note from someone off camera] well folks, at least it is [is handed another note from someone off camera] anyway, things are bad, but it could be [is handed another note from someone off camera] as I was saying, we should be [is handed another note from
Ever just wake up on a work night at 3:30am and scroll Amazon for cookie jars?...this is the life I lead..
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Ever just wake up on a work night at 3:30am and scroll Amazon for cookie jars?...this is the life I lead..
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DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
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Rip Cary-Hiroyuki Tarawa
a black and white photo of a man pointing at the camera and saying your soul is mine .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man pointing at the camera and saying your soul is mine .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Rip Cary-Hiroyuki Tarawa
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cocaine so white they dont wash their legs
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
cocaine so white they dont wash their legs
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still doesn't beat this one
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
still doesn't beat this one
Date night just got a whole lot simpler
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Date night just got a whole lot simpler
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cocaine so white it smells like fritos
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
cocaine so white it smells like fritos