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@swishymcjackass.bsky.social
Crazier than a rainbow trout in a car wash.
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This Righteous Gemstones spinoff looks terrible. 😕
December 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This Righteous Gemstones spinoff looks terrible. 😕
I want my next wedding reception to be a dark room full of soft pillows with color-changing lights, Pure Moods 1997 on the speakers, and some weapons grade hallucinogens.
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I want my next wedding reception to be a dark room full of soft pillows with color-changing lights, Pure Moods 1997 on the speakers, and some weapons grade hallucinogens.
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Why is the Typhoon sub not classified as a chubmarine
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Why is the Typhoon sub not classified as a chubmarine
Nate Burleson out there looking like a flight attendant on the first commercial flight to the Moon.
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Nate Burleson out there looking like a flight attendant on the first commercial flight to the Moon.
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So other than Kelce no Chiefs felt like playing or coaching football today
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So other than Kelce no Chiefs felt like playing or coaching football today
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After all of this time I expected something with a little more finesse.
But look at the source...
But look at the source...
Finally, after years of waiting, his healthcare plan…
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
After all of this time I expected something with a little more finesse.
But look at the source...
But look at the source...
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Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead.
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead.
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Breaking on MSNBC:
Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Breaking on MSNBC:
Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
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Found the paid protester
October 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Found the paid protester
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I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say
October 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say
A history lesson for Pam Bondi...Nixon never went to prison, but his Attorney General did. Maybe mull that over for awhile.
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
A history lesson for Pam Bondi...Nixon never went to prison, but his Attorney General did. Maybe mull that over for awhile.
Nothing gets me fired up for leg day quite like listening to the audiobook of "A People's History of the United States" by Howard Zinn.
October 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Nothing gets me fired up for leg day quite like listening to the audiobook of "A People's History of the United States" by Howard Zinn.
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generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
I'm really tired of people having faith in me, because I know they'll get sick of me and I'll fail them again, eventually.
September 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm really tired of people having faith in me, because I know they'll get sick of me and I'll fail them again, eventually.
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Democrats have too many lawyers and lawyer brain. “It appears” and “seems like” —- just say shit.
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Democrats have too many lawyers and lawyer brain. “It appears” and “seems like” —- just say shit.
It warmed my pedantic little heart to hear Ken Jennings correctly pronounce forte as "fort."
September 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It warmed my pedantic little heart to hear Ken Jennings correctly pronounce forte as "fort."
@amahnke.bsky.social say it with me... TONAWANDA. Not Towanda.
September 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@amahnke.bsky.social say it with me... TONAWANDA. Not Towanda.
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I would love the face to face chance to explain to J D Vance that he's a nothing little pissant that no one likes and no one will ever follow. If he is without Trump, he's suddenly the kid who gets bullied on the playground. He's an asshole and the MAGA crowd will never follow him, or Moore.
September 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I would love the face to face chance to explain to J D Vance that he's a nothing little pissant that no one likes and no one will ever follow. If he is without Trump, he's suddenly the kid who gets bullied on the playground. He's an asshole and the MAGA crowd will never follow him, or Moore.
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Maybe we're all charging our phones against their will. Maybe they want to die.
September 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Maybe we're all charging our phones against their will. Maybe they want to die.