Hunter Samuels
@huntersamuels.bsky.social
I write about baseball and parenting and sometimes other things at https://swingingbunts.substack.com/
Both teams wanted to lose, one team just wanted it more
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Both teams wanted to lose, one team just wanted it more
I think it would be neat if Patrick Mahomes remembered how to play football, as a treat.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I think it would be neat if Patrick Mahomes remembered how to play football, as a treat.
So other than Kelce no Chiefs felt like playing or coaching football today
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So other than Kelce no Chiefs felt like playing or coaching football today
Is Mahomes drunk
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Is Mahomes drunk
Whatever less than useless is, that's Butker
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Whatever less than useless is, that's Butker
Tony Romo is one of the dumbest humans who is paid to speak for a living
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Tony Romo is one of the dumbest humans who is paid to speak for a living
Chiefs get all the calls
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Chiefs get all the calls
With all the prime time games and me falling asleep at 7:30 most nights I haven't gotten to watch a ton of Chiefs football this season so this better be good
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
With all the prime time games and me falling asleep at 7:30 most nights I haven't gotten to watch a ton of Chiefs football this season so this better be good
Hey y'all, it's been a minute since I've posted, but do have an update to share.
Long story short, apparently it's possible to have too much electrical activity in your brain.
open.substack.com/pub/swinging...
Long story short, apparently it's possible to have too much electrical activity in your brain.
open.substack.com/pub/swinging...
Unwarranted Seizure
I thought the 4th amendment protected me from this kind of thing.
open.substack.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Hey y'all, it's been a minute since I've posted, but do have an update to share.
Long story short, apparently it's possible to have too much electrical activity in your brain.
open.substack.com/pub/swinging...
Long story short, apparently it's possible to have too much electrical activity in your brain.
open.substack.com/pub/swinging...
What in the world was that AB
September 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What in the world was that AB
Vinnie: vidi vici
September 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Vinnie: vidi vici
Picked a heck of a day to stay off social media for a while huh
September 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Picked a heck of a day to stay off social media for a while huh
Another book on a polar expedition, another 5⭐ rating from me. I really enjoyed the writing in this one, absolutely gripping at times.
September 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Another book on a polar expedition, another 5⭐ rating from me. I really enjoyed the writing in this one, absolutely gripping at times.
This didn't matter so it's more of a fun* fact:
The Royals had 9 batted balls above 97mph and they went 0-9 on them.
*Your definition of fun may vary
The Royals had 9 batted balls above 97mph and they went 0-9 on them.
*Your definition of fun may vary
September 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This didn't matter so it's more of a fun* fact:
The Royals had 9 batted balls above 97mph and they went 0-9 on them.
*Your definition of fun may vary
The Royals had 9 batted balls above 97mph and they went 0-9 on them.
*Your definition of fun may vary
Royals have three hard hit balls with an xBA above .500. They are 0-3 on them.
September 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Royals have three hard hit balls with an xBA above .500. They are 0-3 on them.
Cags you beautiful man what a PA
September 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Cags you beautiful man what a PA
Luinder Avila with the Good Stuff.
September 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Luinder Avila with the Good Stuff.
Losing this one makes a 4-3 road trip, at minimum, pretty much required.
September 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Losing this one makes a 4-3 road trip, at minimum, pretty much required.
Not sure Vinnie actually saw any of those pitches.
September 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not sure Vinnie actually saw any of those pitches.
Garcia with the angry batflip after that walk
September 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Garcia with the angry batflip after that walk
I know these aren't egregious but come onnnnnnn
September 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I know these aren't egregious but come onnnnnnn