Theo Von Rizzlet
@swinginghammer.bsky.social
3X Coastal Coalition Champion; owner of multiple large businesses; once toured the White House; International traveler; Founder of "Vibe Based INFOSEC INC."
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If AI chat ads told the truth
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If AI chat ads told the truth
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Butterball CEO: friends I come to you with both challenging and exciting news about my proposed changes for the Butterball company to meet the modern world
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Butterball CEO: friends I come to you with both challenging and exciting news about my proposed changes for the Butterball company to meet the modern world
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🦃TURKEY TIP🦃‼️
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
🦃TURKEY TIP🦃‼️
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
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it’s trans day of remembrance, and once again i am asking people to give a shit about trans people *before* they’re dead
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
it’s trans day of remembrance, and once again i am asking people to give a shit about trans people *before* they’re dead
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#Phish guitarist Trey Anastasio used a drug arrest in 2006 as the springboard for a triumphant second act.
Watch @trey.com discuss his recovery journey on a new episode of 'The Small Bow Podcast'
www.jambase.com/article/trey...
Watch @trey.com discuss his recovery journey on a new episode of 'The Small Bow Podcast'
www.jambase.com/article/trey...
Phish’s Trey Anastasio Talks Beacon Jams, Divided Sky Foundation & More On Recovery Podcast ‘The Small Bow’
Watch Phish guitarist Trey Anastasio discuss his recovery journey on 'The Small Bow Podcast.'
www.jambase.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
#Phish guitarist Trey Anastasio used a drug arrest in 2006 as the springboard for a triumphant second act.
Watch @trey.com discuss his recovery journey on a new episode of 'The Small Bow Podcast'
www.jambase.com/article/trey...
Watch @trey.com discuss his recovery journey on a new episode of 'The Small Bow Podcast'
www.jambase.com/article/trey...
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Congrats to your Mom on all of her
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Congrats to your Mom on all of her
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This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)
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People said it would be a long time before AI took any jobs but judging by the latest Grok update Kara Swisher will be out of work very soon
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
People said it would be a long time before AI took any jobs but judging by the latest Grok update Kara Swisher will be out of work very soon
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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One of the best baselines ever. So simple but huge. RIP Mani.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2q...
The Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored (Official Video)
YouTube video by StoneRosesVEVO
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November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
One of the best baselines ever. So simple but huge. RIP Mani.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2q...
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Melancholy III (Melankoli III) 1902
https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/1158171
https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/1158171
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Melancholy III (Melankoli III) 1902
https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/1158171
https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/1158171
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Trump's economy is being held up by a massive AI bubble.
A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments.
We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.
A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments.
We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Trump's economy is being held up by a massive AI bubble.
A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments.
We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.
A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments.
We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.
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i have always laughed at the porno trope of women getting stuck places. stuck under the bed! stuck in the dryer! but today i got literally stuck in my sports bra and had to call for assistance and the porno plot of my life flashed before my eyes
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i have always laughed at the porno trope of women getting stuck places. stuck under the bed! stuck in the dryer! but today i got literally stuck in my sports bra and had to call for assistance and the porno plot of my life flashed before my eyes
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Conservative Christian media personality and family values foghorn James Dobson spoke about Prince and his song "Darling Nikki" in the 1980s. I made a little video edit.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Conservative Christian media personality and family values foghorn James Dobson spoke about Prince and his song "Darling Nikki" in the 1980s. I made a little video edit.
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
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patton oswalt explaining how joe rogan is like L ron hubbard is pretty spot on www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMow6bjj/
Patton Oswalt explains how Joe Rogan is the modern-day L. Rob Hubbard. From the latest #MohrStories on @Witz Comedy TV - watch now on YouTube or Spotify. Link in bio 🔗 #scientology #joerogan #cult #p...
TikTok video by Jay Mohr
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November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
patton oswalt explaining how joe rogan is like L ron hubbard is pretty spot on www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMow6bjj/
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I'm so very sad over the death of Todd Snider. This is why.
Archibald: Loss of beloved folk singer feels like a death in the family
He was a storyteller, a poet, a philosopher who gave voice to those who “didn’t want to throw a fishing line in that old mainstream.”
www.al.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'm so very sad over the death of Todd Snider. This is why.
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MUST WATCH: Meet the neo-Nazi targeting kids online, teaching them to hate and to prepare to kill www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
Meet the neo-Nazi targeting kids online, teaching them to hate and to prepare to kill
A Phil Williams NC5 Investigates report on a neo-Nazi targeting kids online, telling them to prepare for a 'race war'
www.newschannel5.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
MUST WATCH: Meet the neo-Nazi targeting kids online, teaching them to hate and to prepare to kill www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
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I was surprised i hadn't seen anyone isolate this yet, I think the actual disgusting thing here is that none of the other journalists there stick up for her or ask her question again or anything else. They act like it didn't even happen.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
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Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I was surprised i hadn't seen anyone isolate this yet, I think the actual disgusting thing here is that none of the other journalists there stick up for her or ask her question again or anything else. They act like it didn't even happen.