John Swift
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John Swift
@swiftyfast.bsky.social
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January 16, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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publicly rejecting it, on every social media account you have, and amplifying every other rejection, is also signaling. they’re a weak regime, getting weaker, in a mix of false bravado and panic and fear, and who they fear is us. they should.
The president is also signalling to his followers in and out of government what the party line on this horrific murder will be. That it's transparently false is almost beside the point. Indeed, publicly adopting the falsehood will fast become a loyalty test.
That he chooses the "me or your lying eyes?" approach, in the full knowledge that there are multiple videos out there, is a striking commentary on the nature of propaganda in the modern information environment.
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I want to shout out the guy who just finished off a cup of coffee while in line to get more coffee at a seemingly different coffee shop
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Top 3 movie plans for the monster you're fighting:
3. It follows
2. Godzilla minus one
1. Aliens
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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So the sandwich guy ...

beat the wrap
August 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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The New York Times? The movie ranking site?
July 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.

Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Underrated movie sub genre: sci fi noir
June 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Did the movie trend thing
June 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Babe what was up with that green guy who just said “cowabunga” to you back there? Do you know him from somewhere?
May 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Rip to Hannibal of Carthage you would have loved mexican food
May 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
May 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Playing the game of does my back hurt because I'm getting old or because I worked out yesterday
April 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers at the University of Buffalo have developed a nanoparticle-based vaccine candidate for H5N1 avian influenza (clade 2.3.4.4b) that achieved 100% PROTECTION in preclinical trials. The vaccine is under development for potential use in BOTH veterinary AND human medicine. 🧪🧵⬇️
April 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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oh hey welcome to your trial, blackshirts
Six men charged after forcibly removing woman from North Idaho town hall
The Coeur d'Alene City Attorney's Office has filed charges against six men involved in the forced removal of a woman at a Kootenai County town hall in February.
www.kivitv.com
April 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sinners is on the short list for best film of the decade.
April 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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!!
April 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Going to be referring to war elephants as panzer pachyderms going forward.
March 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
There's a scene in the day the earth stood still where 2 Scientists are talking about how amazing the aliens life span is as they light up cigarettes
March 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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*Martin Sheen in THE DEPARTED voice* Microprocessors
November 20, 2023 at 2:47 AM