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Mike Sweeney
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The idea that you *must* coexist with and listen to people who are cruel, unjust, and just plain unpleasant to be around is the logic of abusers, by the way
November 17, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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only consuming bad news online every day is probably good for your mental health overall
November 14, 2024 at 5:18 AM
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One cool thing tv shows do sometimes is kill off the only likable character to let you know that the show doesn’t mess around and also that you can just do something else now
November 14, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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All those books about the declines and falls of empires that I never read.... do they cover how dumb things were? I was unprepared for how dumb things were going to get.
November 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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wait is it even legal for someone who’s now in the government to clearly target and suspend someone for speech directed at him? am i crazy or isn’t that not legal now theoretically
i got 7 day temporarily suspended on twitter for this post lol
November 13, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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Looking at other countries that might be good to live in but what I really want is an alternate universe.
November 13, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Animal Farm was published on this day in 1945. Everything Orwell warned us about is now referred to as Orwellian, in an irony that can only be described as Kafkaesque.
August 17, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Hey, thanks, airport. I guess I was unaware that Lincoln preserved the union and ended slavery through the cunning use of [checks notes] “civility.”
July 28, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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I have an idea for a smartphone alarm: the sound of a cat vomiting.
July 23, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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On This Day In History: July 20, 1969
July 20, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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Here's the thing. If a bunch of rich people manage to bully the party into kicking out the *elected candidate* and replace him with literally anyone and we go into the election with a person chosen by a bunch of rich people that nobody had a chance to vote for our democracy is already dead.
July 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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Do not obey in advance.
July 15, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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nice blood packet bro did you learn that move hanging out with vince mcmahon?
July 13, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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christ I just want to live in boring times. Just one boring year.
July 14, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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Shot, by heaven!
July 13, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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i picked a hell of a time to give up dissociation
July 13, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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can we please go one week without a decade happening
July 13, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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roombas are like if dogs did the opposite of shedding, but still needed you to ask “what’s in your mouth?” and then need you to forcibly remove the foreign object they’re chewing on, and then also they sometimes rearrange your furniture
July 10, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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pretty strong chyron
July 12, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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imagine how much great art could have been created if we took a fraction of the money spent on getting computers to make shitty art and gave it to actual artists
July 9, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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The Morning Monty is *magnificent*
July 10, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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July 11, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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Oh, geeze, Microsoft, thanks for re-enabling Copilot in the latest Windows update, after I very intentionally disabled it. I'm going to have to write a script to do this, aren't I. One more obnoxious maintenance task, because you are so disrespectful of our consent.
July 11, 2024 at 12:19 AM