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Currently: Head of Regalia, World's Fair.
Formerly: CMO, Babylon Bee.
Formerly: CMO, Babylon Bee.
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
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grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
![A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.'
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycbmujtxprrwbkiw3x5qsyz4/bafkreieh2ddespqvcqdhpfy4g2higsw4lfiguzpaxs3rdessztcokmww6i@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
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A notorious crime wrapped in the guise of law enforcement, an act of war cloaked in the language of peace, plunderers and thieves celebrating each other as humanitarians and philanthropists—the hypocrisy and terror of US imperialism stand opposed to the survival of our species.
January 3, 2026 at 2:56 PM
A notorious crime wrapped in the guise of law enforcement, an act of war cloaked in the language of peace, plunderers and thieves celebrating each other as humanitarians and philanthropists—the hypocrisy and terror of US imperialism stand opposed to the survival of our species.
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Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.
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New 2026 insult just dropped
December 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
New 2026 insult just dropped
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*Sully Sullenberger starts sweating*
December 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
*Sully Sullenberger starts sweating*
We've never had a president who is better positioned to speak out against Heinz's bottle scheme (becoming unusable with 25% of product remaining) but unfortunately I don't think he's ever dispensed ketchup by himself
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We've never had a president who is better positioned to speak out against Heinz's bottle scheme (becoming unusable with 25% of product remaining) but unfortunately I don't think he's ever dispensed ketchup by himself
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
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Freddy Krueger:
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Freddy Krueger:
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Please help Bryan, a decent and hardworking person who was just kidnapped off the street in DC. He has been in this country since he was a child. He has a business and a family. He does not deserve such shameful cruelty. Please share.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-bryan...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-bryan...
Donate to Help Bryan Fight for His Freedom, organized by Kira Tewalt
Help Bryan Fight for His Freedom
My name is Kira, and I’m asking for your help on… Kira Tewalt needs your support for Help Bryan Fight for His Freedom
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November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Please help Bryan, a decent and hardworking person who was just kidnapped off the street in DC. He has been in this country since he was a child. He has a business and a family. He does not deserve such shameful cruelty. Please share.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-bryan...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-bryan...
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The US Park Police have become increasingly involved in DHS's unjust and violent immigrant terror campaign, as The Handbasket previously reported. With the increase in DC-area parkway traffic stops, it appears the relationships remains strong.
Officer repeatedly seen on camera in DC crackdown shows Trump agents' impunity
US Park Police officer Patrick O’Hanlon isn’t unique in his behavior. He just got caught.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The US Park Police have become increasingly involved in DHS's unjust and violent immigrant terror campaign, as The Handbasket previously reported. With the increase in DC-area parkway traffic stops, it appears the relationships remains strong.
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NEW—US Park Police w/ DHS officers near DC are increasingly pulling over Black and brown men, leaving their work vans on the side of the parkway + immediately calling a local towing company to take them. Families who just lost their breadwinner are stuck with the bill.
@melbuer.bsky.social reports:
@melbuer.bsky.social reports:
Families of DC-area immigrant drivers snatched by feds stuck with tow bill
Elected officials and activists note work vehicles removed lightning fast, resulting in hundreds in fees.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
NEW—US Park Police w/ DHS officers near DC are increasingly pulling over Black and brown men, leaving their work vans on the side of the parkway + immediately calling a local towing company to take them. Families who just lost their breadwinner are stuck with the bill.
@melbuer.bsky.social reports:
@melbuer.bsky.social reports:
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the guys and i have noticed you festering lately. do you need a safe space to burst?
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
the guys and i have noticed you festering lately. do you need a safe space to burst?
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still marveling at the Democratic party's excuse for folding, "they weren't going to give up, so we had to!"
inspiring stuff
inspiring stuff
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
still marveling at the Democratic party's excuse for folding, "they weren't going to give up, so we had to!"
inspiring stuff
inspiring stuff
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US senators will say anything. "Standing up to donald trump gave him more power." No it didn't. That isn't true.
This is what bullies want you to think, and it's why they get stronger
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
US senators will say anything. "Standing up to donald trump gave him more power." No it didn't. That isn't true.
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ey, take it easy. i just found out they ain’t selling De Cecco in America no more. i’m hurtin here
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
ey, take it easy. i just found out they ain’t selling De Cecco in America no more. i’m hurtin here
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New — Israeli forces just killed this Palestinian boy.
Last month, he and his family were harvesting olives. Soldiers bombarded them with tear gas, making him collapse.
He was in critical condition until today.
He is the 47th kid killed by Israeli soldiers and settlers in the West Bank this year.
Last month, he and his family were harvesting olives. Soldiers bombarded them with tear gas, making him collapse.
He was in critical condition until today.
He is the 47th kid killed by Israeli soldiers and settlers in the West Bank this year.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
New — Israeli forces just killed this Palestinian boy.
Last month, he and his family were harvesting olives. Soldiers bombarded them with tear gas, making him collapse.
He was in critical condition until today.
He is the 47th kid killed by Israeli soldiers and settlers in the West Bank this year.
Last month, he and his family were harvesting olives. Soldiers bombarded them with tear gas, making him collapse.
He was in critical condition until today.
He is the 47th kid killed by Israeli soldiers and settlers in the West Bank this year.
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This is one of the single greatest books about the Civil Rights Movement I have ever read, full stop. If you haven’t read it, you need to go to the library right this moment, and if yours doesn’t have it you should ask them to get it.
If you've ever enjoyed anything I've ever written, then you should buy my book The Movement Made Us about my father's time in the Civil Rights Movement, us, our relationship and loving each other to get free. (it's also a great stocking stuffer)
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-moveme...
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The Movement Made Us: A Father, a Son, and the Legacy of a Freedom Ride|Hardcover
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November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is one of the single greatest books about the Civil Rights Movement I have ever read, full stop. If you haven’t read it, you need to go to the library right this moment, and if yours doesn’t have it you should ask them to get it.
"I'm happy to say I was wrong about him." - my partner on enjoying Shakespeare as an adult
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"I'm happy to say I was wrong about him." - my partner on enjoying Shakespeare as an adult
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Perfect.
The White House's East Wing construction rubble was taken to East Potomac Golf Course. It was reported that the rubble will be used to create mounds on the golf course.
Read more: bit.ly/4oa2tXA
Read more: bit.ly/4oa2tXA
October 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Perfect.
I really don't understand republicans who complain about the cost of healthcare. So much of this is your fault???
October 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I really don't understand republicans who complain about the cost of healthcare. So much of this is your fault???
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nobody on earth wishes you more harm than the people in power and their financial backers
September 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
nobody on earth wishes you more harm than the people in power and their financial backers