Supaflysi
@supaflysi.bsky.social
Always remember, somewhere there's a mullet with your name on it
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Never change, King 👑
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Never change, King 👑
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I may or may not walk five hundred miles
And I may or may not walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who may or may not have walked
a thousand miles to fall or not fall down at your door
- The Disclaimers
And I may or may not walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who may or may not have walked
a thousand miles to fall or not fall down at your door
- The Disclaimers
February 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I may or may not walk five hundred miles
And I may or may not walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who may or may not have walked
a thousand miles to fall or not fall down at your door
- The Disclaimers
And I may or may not walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who may or may not have walked
a thousand miles to fall or not fall down at your door
- The Disclaimers
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I once tweeted that Cilla Black had a voice like two skinheads kicking a banjo up the A19.
A few days later I was followed by Dionne Warwick.
A few days later I was followed by Dionne Warwick.
July 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I once tweeted that Cilla Black had a voice like two skinheads kicking a banjo up the A19.
A few days later I was followed by Dionne Warwick.
A few days later I was followed by Dionne Warwick.
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This is the last thing the BBC needs
June 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This is the last thing the BBC needs
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In the car and shouted out the window: “oh stop fannying about you fucking dithering wanker.”
To a pheasant.
To a pheasant.
May 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
In the car and shouted out the window: “oh stop fannying about you fucking dithering wanker.”
To a pheasant.
To a pheasant.
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I found Dove in a soapless place
May 17, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I found Dove in a soapless place
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Anyway I'm going to bed but a quick drunken thought on talent. We don't always recognise it for what it is. We will fete the celebrity who exhibit it as part of their- very well paid - job but we don't recognise the quality, commitment and ability of the people who don't have a public profile
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May 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Anyway I'm going to bed but a quick drunken thought on talent. We don't always recognise it for what it is. We will fete the celebrity who exhibit it as part of their- very well paid - job but we don't recognise the quality, commitment and ability of the people who don't have a public profile
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Okay friends. Today I am writing a thread that I have been thinking about for a long, long, long time. It's really, really important.
It is also very heavy. Cis people, read this. Look with your eyes open at it. Sit with it. Feel it. Absorb it.
Trans people, take care.
This is about history.
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It is also very heavy. Cis people, read this. Look with your eyes open at it. Sit with it. Feel it. Absorb it.
Trans people, take care.
This is about history.
🧵
May 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Okay friends. Today I am writing a thread that I have been thinking about for a long, long, long time. It's really, really important.
It is also very heavy. Cis people, read this. Look with your eyes open at it. Sit with it. Feel it. Absorb it.
Trans people, take care.
This is about history.
🧵
It is also very heavy. Cis people, read this. Look with your eyes open at it. Sit with it. Feel it. Absorb it.
Trans people, take care.
This is about history.
🧵
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The one about once playing pool with Sue Pollard, and the one about serving Jason Orange in the big Boots in Manchester city centre.
April 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The one about once playing pool with Sue Pollard, and the one about serving Jason Orange in the big Boots in Manchester city centre.
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Just added an Ewok picnic to my Redbubble collection www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/169481571
March 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Just added an Ewok picnic to my Redbubble collection www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/169481571
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I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Dartford Tunnel.
March 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Dartford Tunnel.
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You were working
as a racist
in a hostile bra
when I met you
as a racist
in a hostile bra
when I met you
March 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You were working
as a racist
in a hostile bra
when I met you
as a racist
in a hostile bra
when I met you
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You scumbag
You maggot
You taped
over Taggart
You maggot
You taped
over Taggart
November 17, 2024 at 10:22 AM
You scumbag
You maggot
You taped
over Taggart
You maggot
You taped
over Taggart
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strange times...
January 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
strange times...
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“HERD OF ELEPHANTS!!!”
“ha ha, of course I have, I’m not an idi...”
“ha ha, of course I have, I’m not an idi...”
January 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“HERD OF ELEPHANTS!!!”
“ha ha, of course I have, I’m not an idi...”
“ha ha, of course I have, I’m not an idi...”
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Some Friday positivity from Andre The Giant
January 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Some Friday positivity from Andre The Giant
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99% WATER
110% BASTARD
110% BASTARD
December 28, 2024 at 1:58 PM
99% WATER
110% BASTARD
110% BASTARD
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20 Bensons and a packet of Blue Rizlas please. Ooh, and some Frazzles and some chocolate milk please. And two Magnums.
December 21, 2024 at 5:22 PM
20 Bensons and a packet of Blue Rizlas please. Ooh, and some Frazzles and some chocolate milk please. And two Magnums.
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If your family used to have that one weird elderly relative who only showed up at Christmas, and now you’re regretting that they’re not around any longer, there’s some good news: they’re still around. But now it’s you.
December 17, 2024 at 10:40 AM
If your family used to have that one weird elderly relative who only showed up at Christmas, and now you’re regretting that they’re not around any longer, there’s some good news: they’re still around. But now it’s you.
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Your farts smell of algae, Ma. Not gonna lie to you.
December 7, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Your farts smell of algae, Ma. Not gonna lie to you.
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Hemorrhoids Asteroids
December 6, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Hemorrhoids Asteroids
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1 Like = 1 Way The World Might End
November 12, 2024 at 8:59 PM
1 Like = 1 Way The World Might End
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I'm sorry I said your Risotto was not adequately seasoned.
November 30, 2024 at 10:42 AM
I'm sorry I said your Risotto was not adequately seasoned.